10. Memories of Boom Boom Mountain (第1季)【完整台词】

[mouse squeaks ] [penguins chirp] [all cheering] [screeches] Adventure Time Come on, grab your friends We'll go to very distant lands with Jake the dog and Finn the human the fun will never end lt's Adventure Time SQUlD: You guys sure you want another round of squid ink? [giggles] BOTH: Ahh! [all shouting, grunting] [grunts] - Ha ha! [strains] You're not too bad for a human boy.

Not too bad? l'm better than that.

Huh? [sobbing] Rrrr-yah! Jake, do you hear that? What'd you say? Wha! Whoa! l think someone's crying.

- Rah! Ha ha! - Stop! This is serious! l gotta go find out where that crying is coming from.

Get back here, you chicken! [jeering] What did you call me? You can't just walk away from a roughhouse! Hey! Listen up, you cold-hearted marauders.

Somebody's out there crying for help, and l'm not gonna ignore that.

Oh, here it comes.

Lay it down, Finn! A long time ago, when l was a baby, l went boom-boom on a leaf.

Boom! Boom! Then l fell backwards and sat ln my own boom-boom.

l crled for a day [sobbing] but no one came to help me.

That day, l vowed to help anyone ln need, no matter how small thelr problem.

And that's why l need to go.

- Whoo! - Yeah! That's what l'm talking about.

- Yeah! - Way to go, Finn.

He still cries when he poops.

Thanks for being cool, guys.

Wait up, Finn! [sobbing] lt's coming from up there.

Someone must be caught in that avalanche.

Let's get it on.

[sobbing continues] So who's crying? l am.

Whoa! Aww.

What's wrong, fella? You crying boulders? Yes.

l am sad, having been forced to watch roughhousing men for centuries.

Oh! l see.

You're feeling left out, and you want to roughhouse, too! Well, l'll take you on, tough guy.

Come on, back me up, Jake.

Yeah, do it, Finn! Hit him with a boulder.

And then hit him with another rock.

Please! No roughhousing.

lt m-makes me so sad! What? Why? Because they're so rough on each other.

But a smooth, well-controlled roughhouse bolsters your guts and, uh rejuvenates the muscle.

No! lt's raunchy and maddening.

All those men and their disgusting fantastic bodies.

Whoa.

This guy's got problems.

[gasps] [sobbing] Look, Mommy.

Honey, don't look.

That kid's got problems.

[sobbing continues] l'll help you, Mountain.

- Whoa! What?! l'll stop those roughhousers from being rough.

Really? You'd do that for me? Yes, sir.

My name's Finn and l'm gonna help you out.

But, Finn, we're not gonna shut down the roughhouse for real, are we? No way, but there's got to be some kind of solution.

l'll figure this out, Mountain Man, yep.

[all shouting, grunting] Hey, you guys.

- Ah, Finn.

Ready to get destroyed?! N-No.

[chuckles] Uh, wait.

Um actually, can you guys s-stop being so rough? ALL: What? Whoa, whoa, whoa.

What are you talking about, Finn? Could you just tone down the roughhousing a-a little? - What? - Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Hey, it's all right, fellas.

Finn, l'm sure this ''tone down the roughhousing'' thing has something to do with your boom-boom, and l can respect that.

But how can we possibly make roughhousing less rough?! [mouse squeaks, duck quacks] [gasps] l think l have a perfect idea.

This will soften your punches for smooth knockouts, like punching a dream.

Quack! Quack! [squeak! squeak!] Ha ha! Meow! Meow! Ha ha! Pigs on my knees! Pigs on my knees! [squeal! squeal!] - That's like math.

Yeah.

- Mathematical.

[all cheering] What do you think? Fixed all your problems, right? No! That was terrible.

Now the men are just punching animals.

lt's worse than before, and it's in no way a good solution.

- l'm sorry.

- Well, you should be.

lt's not fair to those animals and it's not fair to me.

l might just start to cry again, you know? [sobbing] - Oh, man.

- Come on, Jake.

l gotta give this another shot.

Finn, this guy seems like a real nutjob.

You know what l mean? You don't want to get sucked into this guy's hang-ups.

Yes, l do, Jake.

That's what l vowed -- to help anyone in need, no matter how small their problem.

[boom! boom!] At least l have to try, brother.

JAKE: So be it, brother.

[all shouting, grunting] Hey, guys, l'm back.

[animals bleat, screech, grunt and caw] Hey, guys.

Guys? [growls] [clears throat] Men, men, please stop for a second.

Aah! Men! Boys? Please? l-l have more to ask of you.

[slap! slap! slap!] Bros? My bros? Brother? What? Did you just pet me? l'll pet you.

Pet, pet.

Hey! Pet, pet.

Hey, this is great! Hey, did you just pet me? - Yeah! l did! - Well, l'm petting you back.

W-Whoa.

W-What the this is awesome! [both laugh] All right! This could be it.

[grunting] [pat! pat!] [pat! pat! pat! pat!] [pat! pat! pat!] [pat! pat! pat!] [laughs] Finn -- ha ha ha! -- you're really mixing things up in the best of ways today.

Maybe you can solve everyone's problems, like a cherub with his bottom out.

[laughs] Okay, cool.

Hey, l'm gonna go tell the mountain.

All right.

l'm gonna Mm! Ahh! Mm! l'm gonna stay here this time.

[laughs] So everything's fine this time, right? Yes! Thank you, Finn.

So the mountain is totally fine with everybody petting.

l feel great.

- Right on, man.

The marauders are going crazy over the petting.

They're petting each other raw.

Check 'em out.

[all groaning] That's -- okay.

T-That's -- yeah, that's fine.

They look kind of rashy.

Hey, Finn! Hey, man, uh, as you can see, the petting got sort of out of hand.

Stop that! We are done with that! We're going back to roughhousing.