10. Memories of Boom Boom Mountain (第1季)【完整台词】

No, wait, fellas.

T-The mountain doesn't like roughhousing.

Well, we don't like not roughhouslng.

You see the problem here? Well, what if what if we rotate the entire mountain 1 80 degrees around so the mountain's facing the other direction? That way, you guys can keep roughhousing, and the mountain doesn't have to watch it.

Sounds fine with me.

What do you say, Mountain?! That's okay.

Only if you guys promise to stay healthy and not roughhouse after you rotate me.

That mountain can talk? Just promise him anything.

He's out of his gourd.

Uh yeah, we'll stay healthy.

Oh-ho! Thank goodness! All right, kids, spin me the math around.

Now l just need to set up some sort of pulley system.

No! Over here! Don't turn him around! lf you do, l'll miss looking at his beautiful back.

lt's gorgeous! Huh? What? Really? What?! Uh, but -- ugh.

Okay, um, maybe what we can do is -- BOTH: Excuse me.

- Huh? BOTH: We need your help.

There's no music playing, and we desperately want to dance.

Oh, uh, hold on just a second, you guys.

l'll, uh, l'll help you out in one minute, okay? Hey! Pipe down over there! l want some peace and quiet! Uh, let me just, uh -- - l need to be pollinated.

- Huh? Pollinated all over to make my babies.

Everybody, please, one problem at a time.

[growls] My butt's itchy, but l can't scratch it.

This water's too cold.

ALL: Mommy.

Please keep the flies away from our mommy.

That guy stole our triangle.

They swiped my plum.

ALL: [chanting] We wanna roughhouse.

l'm naked! [laughs] What's happening?! Aaah! Everybody wants different things, and some of them want stuff that's exactly the thing the others don't want.

Whoa, dude, hold on.

So this guy wants this, and that guy wants that, but, man, what do you want? [distorted] What do you want? [sobbing] What do you want, baby? Why are you crying? [sobbing continues] Margaret, this baby won't tell me what's wrong with it, and it's stuck to a leaf and it stinks.

Give it here, Joshua.

This baby just needs some love and kisses to be happy.

Mwah! Mwah-mwah-mwah! - [laughs] There? See? Now it's happy.

You just kissed a boom-boom baby, so don't expect any more sugar from me, sweetheart, until we wash your dirty, dirty face.

[laughs] [gasps] Hmm.

Jake, what l want is to help anyone in need so everyone is happy.

[laughs] Wow, that's pretty corny, man, but let's do it, dude! Whoo-hoo! Ready over there, Mushroom Gang? BOTH: Ready, Finn! - Ready, dragon? - Yes, sir! Ready, Mountain Man? [clears throat] l'm ready.

Go! - [all grunting] [creak!] Hey! The flies are leaving! [flies buzzing] [pop!] Eh! Can't hear a thing.

- Yahoo! Yeah! - Yay.

Oh! [laughter] Pollen! Here they come! [laughter] [creak!] Oh! Yeah! Hey, l can't see anything.

ls anyone roughhousing? - No.

- Radical.

And l can still see this gorgeous back.

Thank you, Finn.

You really helped everybody.

[all cheering] Stop! l've got a problem.

Well, what's the matter? This dolphin fell in love with me.

[dolphin squeaks] That's the opposlte of a problem.

Adventure time! Come along with me and the butterflies and bees We can wander through the forest and do so as we please Come along with me to a cliff under a tree