[mouse squeaks] [penguins chirp] [all cheering] [screeches] Adventure Time Come on, grab your friends We'll go to very distant lands with Jake the dog and Finn the human the fun will never end lt's Adventure Time [violin playing slowly] Are you okay, dude? Yeah.
Why? You look bored.
Nah.
That's just how l look when l'm listening to music.
Well, good, because l'm about to kick it up a notch.
Bring it.
[violin playing slowly] [knock on door] Who do you think it is? Could be anybody.
l can't quite make it out.
[gasps] Aah! lt's the lce King! The lce King?! l think this is the right address.
Maybe this is -- is this West? Hyah! Yeah, kick his butt, dude! Wah! Wah! Wah! Eat my sword, lce King! Yeah! Aw! You cannot defeat me, child! l will, though, with a sweet kick! Psych! [grunts] Aah! Unh! Oh, wait.
Wait, wait.
Oh, l am so stupid! Silly Billy! l came by to tell you the good news.
What's the good news? l'm getting married to someone who wants to marry me.
[gasps] [gasps] My betrothed is right over there.
Hi, honey.
Hey, cool guy.
l'm a lucky guy.
l didn't even have to kidnap this one.
She fell in love with me the moment l slipped on her engagement ring.
Ew! Bye-bye! [laughs] The lady penguins are throwing her one of those ''Bachelorette'' parties.
This is weird, dude.
Hmm.
lf you get married, what about capturing Princesses? Oh, well.
No more capturing pretty Princesses for this lce King.
[laughs] Oh.
Well, fare thee well, lce King.
Huh? Yeah, good luck with thee and thy creepy wedding.
We totally support your decision to stop capturing Princesses.
l'm happy for him.
[knock on door] [chuckles nervously] Sure wish someone would throw me a bachelorette party -- Oh, l mean, ''Manlerette'' party.
But we hate you.
lf you won't throw me a Manlerette party, then l'll never have my last hurrah before buckling down with that battle axe! lt'll drive me back to a life of stealing hot Princesses! ls that what you want?! No.
No, no, no, no, no.
Dude, we got to show him a good time and treat him right.
Otherwise, he'll go back to imprisoning ladies.
l-l can't have that! l -- Shh! l know.
l know that you can't have that.
Don't worry.
All right, let's go party, lce King.
[giggles] [techno music playing] Best Manlerette party ever! [laughing] [laughing] [laughing] [laughing] Bah! Aah! [laughs] Now l'm gonna go get marrled! [giggles] [singsong voice] l'm gonna get married! Bye, lce King! Good luck! Have fun being married! No more stealing Princesses! Yeah -- wait.
No more st-stealing Princesses? Wow.
BOTH: What?! l-l didn't realize l'd have to give up stealing the ladies.
But you said you were fine with it.
l know what l said, but, you know, sometimes you say things and then you don't really mean them.
Wha-- are you serious? l'm just not sure l want to get married in such a hurry.
What if she's just after my demonic wishing eye and ghost pouch? [laughs maniacally] We just took you out partying so that you could feel better about getting hitched! Maybe l'll just go back to capturing lots of girls.
lt's what l feel comfortable doing, you know? Being free, wind at my back, lots of girls, kidnapping 'em.
All right, here comes my double kick! Finn, Finn, cool yourself, buddy.
We need to get this guy married, remember? Yeah, l remember.
Watch.
Let big brother handle this.
Hey, lce King, don't be nervous.
Marriage is the most beautiful thing that could ever happen to a jerk like you.
Oh, really? Why? Why? Poots, that guy is good.
Why? Why?! Jake.
Not now! Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? My mind is made up 80% sure -- No marriage.
Well, uh, don't you, uh, want to grow old with somebody, right? Just like these old swans.
[smooching] Bleh, those stinky, old swans.
Huh? [slurps] [gulps] [laughs] ALL: What?! Oh, now l get what you guys are trying to tell me.
Marriage is a thing that allows me to capture a Princess forever and let her live inside of me.
[crying] Marriage is the most beautiful thing in the world! Uh yeah, l-l never, uh l guess it is.
Jake, this is bad news, man.
We got to go tell him that he can't eat his wife.
Eh, let's cross that bridge when we get to it.
Look at how happy he is.
The wedding -- back on 1 00% ! [laughs] Whew! All that's left is the lousy wedding.
l'm weddy for the wedding! [bells tolling] [rhythmic clattering] You know, even though the lce King is a wad, l'm pretty happy for him.
JAKE: Uh-huh.
This wedding looks lame, man.
Be prepared to be bored out of your mind.
[chuckles] lCE KlNG: Finn, Jake, you made it.
Come on up here.
l'm almost finished tying up my bride.
Weird.
And your bride is lnto that? This is a traditional wedding ritual for good luck in the lce Kingdom.
You see, she'll be hoisted up and then lowered down.
And when she touches my beard from above, she will be my Queen.
[giggling] Well, cool, man.
l'm glad y'all are happy being crazy together.
Thank you.
Excuse me as we finish preparing for the nuptials.
Yes, 32, 64, 1 00 And Huh?! Her eyes are huge.
l'm gonna go check 'em out.
Stop scratching your ear, man.
lt's gross.
lt wasn't me.
lt was my foot, dude.
Whoa, you've got ridiculously large eyes, Princess.
Are you allergic to something? No, Finn.
l was just born like this.
Why are you crying? l'm not crying, Finn.
My tear sack is broken.
Help me! What?! l didn't say anything.
The lce King cursed me! You've got to set me free! l would rather die than marry the lce King! [both gasp] He tricked me! And l was happy for that son of a toot! Look at her ring.
She fell in love with me the moment l slipped on her engagement ring.
FlNN: That's what cursed her! Don't worry, Princess.
l'll remove this ring and save your life.
No, she's my love boat! No, man, you cursed her! She hates you! Okay, that's your opinion! Wait a minute.
[sighs] So, you knew she was cursed all along, which means you knew she wasn't trying to steal your demonic eye junk or whatever, and you knew you had total control of her.
Yeah, yes, that's right.
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