[mouse squeaks] [penguins chirp] [all cheering] [screeches] Adventure Time Come on, grab your friends We'll go to very distant lands with Jake the dog and Finn the human the fun will never end lt's Adventure Time FlNN: Safety Patrol! JAKE: Safety Patrol! Safety patrol! Safety -- oh, were we not wearing the uniforms? Come on.
Let's keep looking for hazards.
Look out! What is it, Dude? Shushers, man.
Look there.
Just looks like an ordinary little town, man.
Yeah.
Suspiciously ordinary.
Oh, little house people.
Maybe it is just regular ordinary, not sinister ordinary.
Oh, no, wait.
Grass Ogre.
[chuckles] Hey, chicken! You're traveling ''Eggspress.
'' [laughs] lt's an obnoxious grass Ogre.
You get my joke, right? [laughs] Careful, you oaf! Those chickens are rentals! Oh! We're having so much fun, huh? [laughs] Drop that chicken.
Huh? You're under arrest.
[stomp!] [chicken clucking] Good.
Now get in your tiny cell.
Uh, oh.
Oh, uh, uh [laughing] Hey, Ogre! Stop hazing these cute little houses! Yeah, jerk ball! My name is Donny, idiot.
Sorry, l was just trying to get your attention.
What kind of houses are you supposed to be -- uh, stupid, uha dumb house? [laughs] Hey, what's with your jowl? Ow! [laughs] l'm gonna mess with these housies some more.
Never! Ugh! So, you want to wrestle, huh? 'Cause l know, like, this Ninja move to get out of this lock instantly.
[grunting] Okay, now, first, l -- [grunts] Hey, you're doing it wrong! Stop cheating! Whoa.
You're doing it wrong.
What do you mean? First, you roll your right shoulder forward.
Ugh, like this? Yeah, but then l counter it by doing this.
Hey.
[laughs] [grunting] [breathing heavily] Um, you need to take a break? No.
[breathing heavily] But if you need to, we can stop.
You baby.
Whoa, l zoned out there for a bit.
Did you win? Nah, just taking five.
Donny's pretty good.
Yeah, well, you're okay, too.
Thanks, man.
DONNY: For a complete idiot! Aww.
- [laughs] Donald, quit all this jerky nonsense! Ugh! Unless you went to get gored by a forest Prince! l was just kidding around.
But then you took it too far.
You guys are the real jerks.
[mumbling] Pshh! Donny is one mixed-up dude.
Nah, he's just rough-and-tumble like me.
But deep down, he's probably really sensitive like me.
You're a mixed-up dude, too.
- Hey, Donny! - What? l was thinking that since you're a pretty good wrestler, maybe you'd want to hang out with a couple of rascals like me and Jake.
What? Uh, l don't know.
Messing with these housies is pretty fun.
You got something better? You sure this is a good idea? lf you come to the tree fort, we got video games and apple juice.
Really?! l mean Fine.
lf it keeps you from crying.
Donny's problem is that he's treated as an outsider, like me.
You are not an outsider.
You wear cute little blue shorts.
lam complicated.
DONNY: Uh, this fort isn't so great.
Not as cool as the fort l'm gonna build.
l call this chair! Hey, Donny.
You should play ''Bug Battle.
'' And, hey, can you put on some pants? You put on some pants! l have pants spun from spider webs by Pixies.
Okay, there's you, and here come the bugs.
Uh, yeah.
[chuckling] Huh? Oh, yeah.
Those guys will get you.
Ugh! This game cheats! Ohh.
[thud] Not cool, dude.
Have more apple juice.
lt always makes me feel better when l -- ugh! Donny, quit being a jerk! What? What did l do? Ugh! Finn, l don't think this is gonna work.
l am incapable of all emotion, but you are making me chaffed.
Everybody's getting mad at me for nothing! You have to think about how your actions make other people feel.
Oh.
Hmm.
l don't understand at all.
Ooh, teach him that little empathy song l taught you.
Okay, yeah.
Empathy, empathy Put yourself in the place of me Your turn.
- Uh Empathy, empathy Put yourself Oh! So it's like when l squeeze eggs out of chickens, l should let them squeeze eggs out of me, too.
Umkind of right.
Ugh! Ugh! Someone needs our help! Jake, you stay here and try to fix him while l deal with an unknown, possibly deadly emergency.
Dude, trade me jobs.
[thud] DONNY: Jake, somebody broke your, um, entire living room! [growling] Quick -- act abandoned! [growling] [whimpers] Hands off the housing market! [growling] Whoa! Hey! Ow! Backpack! Werewolves -- much worse than ogres.
Whoa! Stop in the name of the law.
ls there somewhere l can trap that thing? Well, we had a zoo, but he moved back East.
Of course, there's always the old well.
l'm not old.
Perfect! [snorting] Ha! Ha! [whimper echoing] Slam bam in a can.
[growls] Huh? Another werewolf? What's up with this town? [screaming] [screams] [whimper echoing] [thud] Mr.
Bank, are you all right? Oh, it's fine.
lt's fine.
All my assets are insured.
Pardon, l have to go spackle my cracks.
Oh.
Why is this town just getting worse and worse? [evil voice] Yes.
Why, indeed? Hey, what are you werewolves up to? We're not werewolves! [growls] [roars] [normal voice] We're Why-wolves.
Uh, Why-wolves? Creatures possessed by the spirit of inquiry.
[evil voice] And bloodlust! What? [normal voice] Please.
Save your questions until the end of the lecture.
Our ecosystem -- at the bottom level are the house people.
Given the opportunity, we Why-wolves would easily wipe them out.
[growling] However [laughs] Donny's presence is a natural deterrent.
His jerkiness is so powerful that it produces a pungent gas, obnoxygen.
To Why-wolves, it is a deadly poison.
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