9. My Two Favorite People (第1季)【完整台词】

[mouse squeaks] [penguins chirp] [all cheering] [screeches] Adventure time Come on, grab your friends We'll go to very distant lands With Jake the dog and Finn the human The fun will never end lt's Adventure Time Pussy cat! Come here! Hey! Help! Don't worry! His spells never last long.

[clank!] [thud] Who are these guys? This is a great fight! Yeah! You never fought them? They come out every day at 4:00 on the dot.

[twinkle!] l guess that's because l meet Lady Rainicorn every day at 4:00 on the dot.

Oh, shoot! l'm late! You should stay, man.

At 5:00 every day, l chop both their heads off, and they grow them back for the next day.

Aw, man, that sounds awesome! l do want to stay and fight those guys, but l also want to hang out with my girlfriend.

Boo! [sighs] l should probably go.

l'll see ya later, buddy.

Bye.

Hyah! [laughs] [grunting] [swords clashing] Oh! [panting] Sorry! Sorry l'm late.

Finn and l were fighting this shark and science cat, and l lost track of time.

Anyway, l'm here now, Milady, and l have brought to you half an orange.

Ooh! [slurping] [speaking Korean] [twinkle!] Nice! Now make that green! [twinkle!] Ha ha ha! Yeah, that's good.

[yawns] [speaking Korean] Sleep?! But we were supposed to play viola together! [speaking Korean] [sighs] Yeah.

Sorry again for coming so late.

[speaking Korean] [sighs] Good night.

Hi, Jake.

Oh, hey, Shelby.

Why you looking so down in the dumps? [sighs] No response, huh? Guess you're good.

JAKE: l'm, fed up, Shelby! - Hmm? Whenever l hang out with Lady Rainicorn, l miss out on fun times with Finn.

And then when l hang out with Finn, l'm missing out on Lady Rainicorn! Oh! Hey, Jake, why don't you just hang out with both of them at the same time? And then l won't miss anythlng! Shelby! My problems are solved.

Ah, isn't this great? This is totally great, isn't it? - Yeah.

lsn't it? [speaking Korean] Ha ha! Ha ha ha ha! What? What did she say? She said she also thinks it's great.

Oh.

Yeah.

Hmm.

Hey, did you know that you both have an awesome sense of humor? - We do? - Yeah.

Anybody have a joke? Oh, l have a joke! Ha ha! Okay, okay.

Knock knock.

- Who's there? She said, ''who's there?'' - Diarrhea.

- [speaking Korean] [speaking Korean] [slurps] Did she say, ''diarrhea who?'' Uh, no.

No, she didn't say, ''diarrhea who?'' She didn't say it.

Lady, how about you tell a joke? Oh.

[speaking Korean] [gasps] [speaking Korean] [laughs] [laughs] [speaking Korean] [both laughing] What's the joke? Uh, well, the joke doesn't translate very well.

[sighs] Man, l-l might leave.

ls it okay if l leave? l kind of want to go fight something.

No! Don't leave.

lf there was only some way you two could talk to each other directly.

Oh, dude! l just remembered! There's a universal translator device at the bottom of Lake Szelezon! The lake guarded by evil Lake Knights? Yeah, l can't remember why l threw it in there.

Let's all go and get it! Whoa, Jake! You're inviting Rainicorn? No offense, but isn't she a little too sweet for deadly adventure? Trust me, Finn, she's the Rowdy Queen.

She can do anything.

Hmm.

All right.

Trust pound.

[thud] [whoosh!] [cheering] [sparkle!] Underwater camouflage.

[splash!] [suspenseful music plays] Whoo-hoo! Yeah! All right! [laughs] Yeah! Lady, you are incredible! You should adventure with us all the time! Heh, heh, heh.

All according to plan.

[speaking Korean] Uh, what? Here's the translator.

Let's see here.

Voice options are Old man Nerdy alien or nightmare? Try sayin' something, toots.

[croaking] [elderly male voice] Then, l ate all the peaches in the orchard.

And that farmer was so angry.

[laughs] l like this voice.

[speaking alien language] [laughs] [elderly male voice] And that's the end of my story.

[sighs] Well, at least with old man option, we can understand him.

l mean, her! l mean you, sugar.

Hop on my back, and l'll give you both a ride home.

[laughs] Whatever you say, grandpa.

Rah! Come on, my darling.

Wrap your legs around me.

[sighs] l remember why l drowned that translator now.

Hey, grandpa, how are you able to fly if you don't have wings? Well, light travels from the sun, then bounces off of our planet and back into our eyes so we can perceive color.

Whoa! My body can intercept that light and dance around on it.

Baby, it's a little rocky in the back seat, here.

[laughs] Shmow! That forest wizard is giving away free power rings! Do you want to try getting some, Finn? Yeahs! Lady-y-y! Finn! Lady! [whoosh!] [rustle!] Lady? Finn? Y'all around here? Dang it! FlNN: Whoa! Check it out! Oh, did you see that? [giggling] This is, like, the funnest thing ever! [crash!] There you are! Where were you guys? Wait a minute -- you didn't fly down with us? l thought you were behind us this whole time.

No! l fell off your tail end.

l was shouting your name! Oh, honey pot, we probably couldn't hear you because of the cloud density.

Jake! Check out these power rings! [twinkle! crackle!] Whoa.

That's cool.

You got 1 0 of them? Yeah! Lady got some, too.

Oh, that's cool.

Uh, you want one of mine? l've got so many.

Yeah! Thanks, man! Oh, wait.

l can't take them off.

l guess they're cursed.

Still pretty cool, though.

Yeah, they're awesome.

[insects chirping] FlNN: [laughs] Whoa! [laughs] All right, this time, l'm gonna destroy you, Rainicorn! Okay.

That sounds nice.

Oh, l got the sword! Hey, Lady, you want to go play music together or something? Uh, oh, uh l-l would, but, uh, l'm in the middle of this game.

Oh.

Hey, Finn, after this next game, do you want to go adventurin' with me? Lady and l are going to a party in the Cloud Kingdom tonight.

You should go to that with us.

Hmph! Hmph! Hmph! Hmph! [sighing dramatically] Jake, stop sighing! You're messing up my game! [groans] Jake! What's going on with you?! [groans] Nothing! [game beeps] Aw, dang it! Man, Lady, you're too good at this.

Hey, it's time to party with clouds! Jake, you coming? - No.

Dude, l thought you wanted to spend more time with me and Lady together.

- l do! - Then come on.

- No, you go ahead, and you have fun with my girlfriend! Uh [sighs deeply] we're gonna head to the party, but you should meet us there and stop acting weird.

- [both laugh] - [sighs] [sighs] They should be back by now.

[dialing] [telephone rings] Hello? Cloud Kingdom.

Uh, yes.

Hello.

Um, l'm looking for Finn the human and Lady Rainicorn.

Whoo-hoo! Hello? Can you hear me? Hello! Yeah.

They left a while ago.

A while ago?! [crash!] [panting] What the?! [screech!] [laughing] [twinkle!] [both laugh] Yeah, now make that orange.

And make that purple.

[laughs] [gasps] Wow, Lady, hanging out with you is the best.

LAD Y RAlNlCORN: l like you, too, Finn.

Nooooooooooooooooooooo! My girlfriend in the arms of my best pal.