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[QUACKING]
[WARBLE, ZAP!]
[ROARS]
"Adventure Time"
Come on, grab your friends
We'll go to very distant lands
With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human
The fun will never end
It's "Adventure Time"
FINN: "B.
R.
B.
Jake.
"
Hmm.
B.
R.
B.
B.
R.
B.
Bring regular babies.
Big red balls.
No.
Beautiful rump burger.
What you doing, Finn?
Jake left me this note,
but I, uh tsk
I can't remem what the abbreve means.
[GASPS] It's for me!
This is Jake's special code
to tell me he loves me.
No, it's something normal like, uh
Be right back.
Right! "Be right back!"
[LAUGHS] So dumb.
Cool.
Jake'll be right back.
[THUD!]
Look, Finn! My Jake Valentines.
He leaves them for me when he goes out.
That's cute, BMO.
Yeah, I know.
Oh, Ble.
I love Ble!
I'll read some Ble till
Jake gets back, I guess.
[GASPS]
Kee, kee, kee, kee.
[BUZZING]
[CHUCKLES]
"What's your favorite food?"
"Anything! As long
as it's made of cheese!"
[LAUGHS]
Aw, man, these comics are like if
someone put my soul on a page.
Hmm?
"You write the caption.
"
Okay!
Hmm.
[LAUGHS]
Ahh.
"Ouch! Hey, this isn't helping.
"
[CHUCKLES] Yeah.
Ja I mean, BMO!
[SMOOCHING]
Check this funny caption I just wrote.
Hmm.
[BEEPING]
No humor detected.
What? No, it's it's like
this guy's problem
is a tiger biting his foot,
and talking to this guy isn't helping!
Like, "Ouch! Hey, this isn't helping!"
You know, like, it's, you know, like
Was the tiger already biting his foot?
Or did the tiger bite his foot
after he lay down on the couch?
Because that is the bearded
man's responsibility.
BMO, I love you, but you
don't understand comedy.
Maybe it's just not funny.
[GASPS]
This is funny, and I'm gonna prove it!
You are?
Yeah, I mean, I'm pretty bored,
and this is really funny, BMO.
Prove it!
Fine! I'm going to!
Fine! I'll be right here!
- Fine!
- Fine!
[SIREN WAILING] Bwee-woo-bwee-woo!
This is a drill!
I repeat, this is a drill!
- Oh, no!
- A real drill!
You two, raise your
resinous glaze shields!
[CRASH!]
- Oh, oh, oh, oh!
- Oh, oh, oh, oh!
Activate the B.
H.
T.
to preserve freshness!
[WHIRRING]
We're not ready.
CANDY PERSON: Intruder! Intruder!
BOTH: It's our friend Finn.
What's all the hubbub, bubs?
Oh, just some precautionary exercises
in case our primary alarm
and defense system fails.
Cool.
Cool.
Hey, can you look at
this funny thing I wrote?
Oh, sure! I'm fascinated by humor.
Hmm.
Hmm! Yes.
Certainly what this
hirsute gentleman needs
is a tetanus shot.
Excellent point, Finn.
No, but is it funny? Never mind.
I don't have time to explain
the psychology of humor to you.
[CRASH!]
But I'd like you to read this book.
Hey, what do you think you're
Oh! Princess Bubblegum!
Thank you, Princess.
"Der Witz Und Seine Beziehung
Zum Unterbewussten.
"
"The Joke and his Relation
to the Unconscious.
"
It's printed in "Gebrochene Schrift,"
which I think is easier on the eyes.
"Der Witz Und
Der Witz Und See-einy
Bezeyhung Zumbewuzzzz
Ugh! PB's too smart.
That's why she doesn't get my joke.
I mean it's funny.
It's funny.
"Ouch! Hey, this isn't"
[CHUCKLES] "This isn't helping.
"
[SNICKERS]
Uh, it's super funny.
Turbo nerds like PB just
aren't the right audience
for this sort of thing, you know?
I should show this to normal
people, the common folk.
The busy woman on the go.
The regular Joe or Josephine.
Or somebody like Ice King,
who's desperate for my approval.
[LAUGHING]
Finn, this is so funny!
A kitty with big teeth?! Come on!
[CHUCKLES] Yeah, I didn't
draw that, but cool.
Well, thanks for
Oh, yeah.
But, uh, what if
And I'm just spitballin'.
What if it was something more like,
"Hey, Doc! I got a caveman in my teeth!"
Huh?
[QUACKING]
Ha-ha! Whoo!
Heh.
Yeah.
That's pretty good, I guess.
Oh, is this Ble? I love Ble!
That one with the two cops
who are always accidentally
arresting each other!
Right?! And "Animal Quackers"!
I've been mailing them my
short stories and comics
for as long as I can remember.
But, uh, nary a piece published.
Nary a piece.
Nary a piece!
I hate Ble!
Sittin' in their ivory towers!
They don't know comedy!
They don't understand the common folk!
The busy woman on the go!
BOTH: The average Joe
or Josephine! Right!
See? We got the goods, you and I,
and they've lost their touch.
Hey, if we want them to touch our goods,
we should go down there and
confront them face-to-face.
And if I get my winning caption printed,
everybody will know it's funny!
I'm talkin' about you, BMO.
But, uh, where do they print Ble?
Oh, yeah.
I don't, uh
Oh! Oh! Yeah, hold this.
I'll use my demonic wishing eye!
[WHOOSH!]
[PLINK!]
Hello, Ice King.
Hello, Wishy!
What do you like to wish for?
I wish to go to Ble!
You go, girl!
- Whaaa!
- Whaaa!
[PLINK!]
Whoa.
Why don't you just use
that thing all the time?
Oh, it takes a piece of your
soul each time you use it.
But look! The legendary Bledquarters!
It must be so fun to work here,
just sittin' around,
making up jokes all day.
Hey!
Hey.
Aww.
Who are you?
I'm a pudding troll, and I
guard this humor magazine.
Uhhhh, why?
It's my job.
Why is this your job?
I applied?
I'm maybe not following you.
I think I better escort you
off the premises.
No! No, no, no.
We just want
to pitch a cartoon caption!
Hey, Big Tina,
it's your time to shine, okay?
[INHALES, RETCHING]
[BOTH SCREAMING]
Waahh!
[GULPING]
Okay, what's our plan here?
Maybe if we eat all this ammo,
he'll be forced to make more for us.
Wait.
You can fly!
Uh-oh! Angle up, Big Tina!
[LAUGHS]
[SPLAT!]
Uh-oh!
Ugh!
You win.
Fine.
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