26. Heat Signature (第2季)【完整台词】

Man, I still can't believe marceline is 1,000 years old and has never seen "heat signature.

" This movie is gonna blow their minds! Marceline! We've brought "heat signature"! Woot-woot! Whoo! Hey, so I want you all to meet Finn and Jake.

They aren't completely lame.

What up? Guys, this is Wendy Hey.

Boo boo Hello.

Hello.

and georgy.

Hey.

We used to be in a gang together back in the underworld.

Hmm! Yeah, that's pretty sweet.

Hope y'all like getting your minds blown, 'cause it's showtime! Ugh! What is wrong with this couch?! Man, that made my teeth hurt! Oh, yeah.

Sorry.

I didn't really ever sit on there.

I just float usually.

- We kind of all do.

- Ohh, what?! Man, no fair! Yeah, well, too bad you're not vampires.

So, anyways, I -- Wait! Hold on just a second.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

- Marceline, we insist you turn us into vampires.

Or ghosts, or whatever -- we just want to fly.

All right, all right.

Fine.

Yes! Come on, marceline! You're gonna turn these goofballs? Don't worry.

I've got something way more fun in mind.

Okay, marceline.

We're ready now.

Okay.

Hold that thought.

I'm gonna perform the biting ritual.

You guys, close your eyes, and don't open them until I say so.

If you do, your heads will explode! Okay, Finn.

You first.

- Bite! Chomp! Boop, boop.

Boop, boop.

Okeydokey.

All done.

- How do you guys feel? - Pretty much - The same.

- My neck sort of hurts.

Don't you feel a little hungry - For blood? II felt it! Jake, do you feel it? Yeah, I could go for some blood.

Oh, no! Jake, we're gonna have to drink blood now for all eternity! Yeah! What if we turn evil?! I'll have to start wearing cologne! Relax, guys.

You can satisfy your bloodlust without killing.

Look.

You just eat the color.

Here, Jake.

You try.

- Ahh! - Aah! Come on! Sorry, bro.

Oh, snap! I feelStronger.

Whoa.

Marceline, can we float now? Mm, not yet.

That's a really advanced power.

First, you got to go through vampire orientation.

Think you chumps can handle it? oh, baby! Yeah, baby! baby, baby, baby, yeah! Baby, yeah, yeah! Okay, guys.

The first phase of vampire orientation is learning Invisibility! Ah, hey! You ready for the power of - Invisibility? - With all my heart! Good.

Now, spin! Give it a whirl, Jake! Now chant, "invisible! Invisible!" Invisible! Invisible! Oof! Yep.

It worked.

- We're invisible! - Ugh! - You're invisible! - Hey, then how come we can see each other? Because you guys became vampires at the same time, so you're forever linked.

Aw, yeah! Marceline You're friends with some real morons.

Oh, my God, Melissa.

Ever since Clara stopped eating meat, her skin looks so good! I mean, she still looks fat, but, like, I can't say that junk to her face.

Wow! Lsp's a hobo! Let's mess with her.

I'm doing so awesome on my own.

Like, right now, I found this - can of beans.

Who-o-o-o-o-o-! Finn? Jake! Put down my stuff! She knows it's us! She must recognize our voices! Let's disguise them! We're in-vee-see-beel! Melissa! I have to go! They got into my toilet paper! Melissa, I have to go! - Give it back, you guys! - Whee! Yeah! Whoo-hoo! Yeah, Jake! N-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o! My beans! Aah! Time to join in on the fun! You guysRuined everything! - I'm gonna kill you! - But we're undead.

Geez, we really scared her.

Nice vampire scare, guys.

Thanks.

Yeah Pretty good, fellas.

Yeah.

You guys ready For the next vampire lesson? You know we are! Good! Ow! Ugh! W-what's the point of this lesson?! - Kick 'em harder! - Ugh! Ouch! Ow! Oh, my body! It hurts! Oof! Okay, everyone.

Stop the toughness lesson! W-what? - Finn, Jake, you guys okay? We're okay.

It's all worth it.

See? They're fine.

When did you go all soft? You used to like teaching people about kicks.

Hey, guys.

I think you're ready to learn how to float.

All you have to do is jump off that ledge.

Cool.

W-wait! There's more beginner lessons you need to learn before floating! Like, uh, the spooky vampire walk! See? Spo-o-o-o-o-o-oky! Whoo! No, way! We want to fly! You guys, stop right now! Marceline, chill out.

It's going to be okay.

We've got a plan.

Now, get in your flying positions.

Vampires forever! Whoo! What are you guys waiting for? Y-you said you had a plan.

We do.

It's to let them die.

Wee-wha-whoo! - Oh, yeah! Oof! Whoo! Awesome! We did it! Yeah! Whoo-hoo! Awesome! Way to go, marceline.

Hey, you guys need to stop trying to kill my friends! They got to die someday.

Hey! Let's invite them to our place.

When they show up We'll suck their guts out through their brains! Did you see us?! Yeah, you guys were pretty amazing.

Hey, we're gonna throw a party In honor of your new vampire skills.

Holy snaps! That's awesome! They're lying to you guys.

They just want to suck the guts - out of the top of your head.

- What?! She's just jealous of you.

We'll see you at midnight at our place.

Guys, promise me you're not - going to that party.

- We're not gonna go.

- You're not? - Nah.

I'm kind of tired from doing vampire stuff all day.

We're just gonna chill.

Oh.