10. Goliad (第4季)【完整台词】

Adventure Time Come on, grab your friends We'll go to very distant lands With Jake the dog and Finn the human the fun will never end It's Adventure Time What you building? Um, it's just a little stick fort.

Oh, rad.

Look.

It's just my size.

Hey, get away from my fort, you big, stinky monster! I like it when you get small, Jake.

Yeah, me too.

Whoa! Whoa! Peppermint Butler? Finn, Jake, the princess wants to see you.

As princess of Candy Kingdom, I'm in charge of a lot of candy people.

They rely on me.

I can't imagine what might happen to them if I was gone.

And after my brush with death at the hands of the lich, I realized something.

I'm not gonna live forever, Finn.

I would if I could.

But modern science just isn't there yet, so I engineered a replacement who can live forever.

I call her Goliad.

Aw, she's cute.

- Hi, Goliad.

I'm Finn.

- And I'm Jake.

Hi, Finn.

Hi, Jake.

- Hi, Goliad.

- Hi, Finn.

What did you use to make her? Oh, um, pretty standard candy-creature soup.

Some amino acids.

Some algebra.

And I threw in one of my baby teeth so she'd have my DNA.

Whoa, DNA?! Yeah.

All it takes is just one little tooth.

Or a single hair.

It's a-a-a-all it takes.

Princess Bubblegum, are you okay? Yeah! I'm good! Haven't slept for a solid Yeah, I'm good.

Oh, you should go to bed.

I can't go to bed.

Goliad has huge, mondo mama brains.

I still need to fill them with knowledge On how to rule a kingdom.

What? Let us teach her.

Uh, okay.

I guess that would be all right.

Yes! Teachers! Teaching teachers! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Come on, Goliad.

See you later, Princess! Get some sleep.

Wh hum? Hmm? Huh? Bye, guys.

Look, Goliad.

This is a preschool.

I'm gonna go set up some obstacles and all that for you to learn on.

- Mm.

- Is that okay? - Yes.

Thanks, Finn.

I'm excited to learn.

Okay.

Great.

Jake, you go and get some kids from inside to help with the lesson and such.

Okay.

Come on, Goliad.

Yes, Jake.

Um, hmm.

Uhh Rotten, stinkin', jerkin' Whaaa! Ohh! Rah! Rah! Rah! Now, now.

Settle down.

Jake, these kids seem pretty scary.

Oh, no.

These kids ain't nothing.

Kids croove doozyploon! Check this out.

Hey, there, kids.

Who wants to play - Get him! - Get that stink! Uh, easy now, children.

Get the brain! Get in his brain! Get in his eyes! Listen up! You kids better stop donkin' around! You're gonna mess up Goliad! It's my way or the highway, get it? I'm Don Juan Cherry Tempo! Now march, glib blobbit! Don't be acting all crazy.

Whoa, holy shmow! Oh, hey.

Y'all are just in time.

You ready to pop this croc's back, Dr.

Goliad? Yeah, I think so, Finn.

I've learned a real lot already, so far.

So much from Jake.

Yeah, you know, Finn, maybe this isn't such a good idea, actually.

Oh, no.

It's cool.

I got helmets for everybody.

Okay, Goliad.

You ready to lead? Ready.

Okay.

In 3, 2, 1.

Go! All right, listen up! You kids better stop donkin' around and get up that ramp! You're gonna mess up Goliad! I'm Don Jon Cherry Temp Cherry Tempo! It's my way or the highway, glob globbit! Stop, stop! No, Goliad, no! Leading isn't about scaring people.

You got to stay calm and use your head.

Use that beautiful brain, girlfriend.

My brain? Are you sure? Yeah.

Don't be shy.

Try it on me.

Lead me.

Okay, Finn.

Okay.

Hmm.

No, Goliad.

That's wrong, too.

You can't just control people or whatever.

It's messed up.

No, Finn.

This way's good.

Everyone did what I wanted really fast, no mistakes, calm, like you said.

This definitely is the way to lead.

Definitely.

Uh, no, no.

Wait.