[MOUSE SQUEAKS] [PENGUINS WENK] [ALL CHEERING] [SCREECHES] Adventure Time Come on, grab your friends We'll go to very distant lands With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human The fun will never end It's Adventure Time [WHISTLES] Hey, friend.
Don't be afraid.
I'm a child like you, running wild and crazy.
[LAUGHS] [GASPS] Hold on.
Wow.
A falling star.
It's too far, though.
Magic! You're welcome.
Hmm.
Ah.
There.
Wait.
Oh, glob.
He is here somewhere, my brothers.
Glob, can you see Magic Man on the sensor? Yes, Gob.
Our little brother is very close.
- Hey, flip me.
- Okay.
I'm gonna activate the thingy that drains his magic juice.
[GROANS] My juice! Not flowing right.
Dream on, honey.
You can't catch this.
[PANTING] Magic away! [PSHEW!] [WHAP!] I think I see him.
Yes, I see him, as well.
- Hey, guys.
- BOTH: What, Glob? Nothing.
Never mind.
[PANTING] Wait.
Wait.
Shh, shh! Shush! I wasn't -- You hear that? It was totally silent for like a whole second.
Huh.
Oh, yeah.
Cool.
Sometimes we get so wrapped up battling stuff, we forget to -- [ALL GRUNT] [GROANS] [GASPS] Ooh! [MOANS] Waaa zoo! Hey.
Shhhhhh.
[SMACK!] ALL: Arise.
Magic Man, you caused nothing but turmoil and chaos for us on Mars.
We thought banishing you to this world would help you see the light of our utopian super-society.
Now, tell us -- what have you learned in these past 200 years? Are you guys talking to me? You know you made life on Mars a nightmare.
[GROANS] Now we must return you to Mars, where vengeance awaits thee.
That's not -- Magic Man! Get up! Did it work? Is he gone? Yep.
[GRUNTS] They took my friend to Mars! Fly me there and help me save him! Oh, I'm sorry, but I can't.
You see? The transfer drained me.
I can probably barely float.
So I just got to wait 'til they kill your friend.
See ya! [LAUGHS] - No! - Whoa! What do you mean "kill"? They're gonna put him on trial for my crimes.
Ain't nobody gonna pardon these crimes on my head -- not even the king of Mars! And once he's dead, my magic juice will return to my body -- flowing through me like moonlight through the ghost dance.
- Squeeze! - [GROANS] I wish I could help except I don't! You succubutt! Come on, let's go to my house Come on, let's go to my house! [GRUNTING] [GROANING] [THUD!] How long have you had this house? Yes, that is true! Well, I bet there's something here that can help me save Jake.
There is, but you'll never make it work.
What?! Where is it?! I don't know! Have you seen my trash palace? Yeah, what's the deal? This place is wrecked.
Ewww! Ew!! What am I stepping in? That's where I blow my nose all day.
Ugh! Yes, welcome to my tower of light.
Everyone is welcome to share this magic kingdom -- squirrels black mold worms poison ivy tiny manticore.
[MUFFLED] Help me, you coward! Magic Man, what is your deal, for real? You tell me.
Well, for one, I think this house is a reflection of your sick brain.
Look at this.
Yuck.
Who's this you're standing with in this picture? Memories drift in and out of my mind And the little people get left behind So whatever All right.
Well, I'm gonna keep digging through this stuff 'til I find what you're talking about.
It's downstairs.
- Huh? What? - My special thing.
Whoa! [SCREAMS] Holy crepes.
[GROANS] Ta-da! Come on.
That's the thing -- my special thing.
A Martian transporter.
[GASPS] This can take me to Mars?! Yeah.
My brothers gave it to me when they banished me to Earth.
They thought I'd learn love and use it to go back home.
How do I do it? You put your hands on those thingies and think stuff about people.
But it's broken.
Hasn't worked in 200 years.
But it has to work.
It has to.
For Jake.
[TRANSPORTER POWERS UP] Huh-duh?! Yaaaaaaaah! Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh! [LAUGHING] Whoa! [TRANSPORTER SHUTS OFF] Citizens of Mars, King of Mars today, the most notorious fiend in Martian history stands before us -- Magic Man.
[PANTING] [GASPS] Stop! [GRUNTING] Turn on the dark.
Okay, so we don't have footage of these crimes, but Grod's pretty good at drawing, so "Plague of Shadows.
" Magic Man brought our shadows to life.
They attacked us and ravaged Mars.
Very impressive, Grod.
Thanks, bro.
To the "Plague of the One-ness.
" As we gathered to hold hands and sing our community song, Magic Man cast an evil spell that made our arms grow together.
Much suffering ensued.
And what about that one time when he turned all the water into hair and we all got so thirsty, we drank it? And when we drank it, we went bald? Many of us did not recover and, to this day, hide our loss behind groovy headgear.
Dark off, please.
Magic Man, it bums me out to see this.
I remember when you were really cool, before that night you spent on Olympus Mons with Margles.
[GRUNTS] Aw, man! [TAPPING] Force field.
What happened, Magic? Why did you go crazy? If you had just learned to care about living things again, you could have come back whenever you wanted.
Well you guys are missing some important details.
I'm Jake the dog.
Listen.
[BARKING] You sad Magic Man.
Instead, you bummed around Ooo acting like a jerk for 200 years.
Yeah, that's true, except I'm not Magic Man! Now! Ready the Wand of Disbursement! ALL: Ready.
Space dome, open! Oh, snap! [GULPS] Magic Man, I give you two choices -- one is total annihilation.
The wand will touch you, and your soul will meet with death.
The second is to use the power of the wand to convert your body to living stardust, where your consciousness will be jettisoned into the infinite cosmos on an endless journey of wonder and discovery! Wow.
That second one sounds pretty cool.
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