16. Burning Low (第4季)【完整台词】

[mouse squeaks] [penguins wenk] [all cheering] [ Screeches ] Adventure Time Come on, grab your friends We'll go to very distant lands With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human The fun will never end It's Adventure Time Well, looks like your new house is clone.

[grunts] Jake, you want to check out the new house? Nah, don't let me interrupt you.

You two have fun.

I wanna see inside.

[foosh!] [ laughs] I love it! Great! [foosh! ] Huh.

This doesn't hurt as bad as it used to.

[foosh!] Aaaaaaaaaah! Oh, gob! Oh, gob! Oh, gob! Finn! [ laughs] I'm okay! Hmm.

[ laughing ] Oh! Do the thing that I like.

[sluuuuuurp!] [ Squirt! ] [giggles] Now do the thing that /like.

[plomp!] [plomp!] [plomp!] [ Chuckles ] Classic.

All right, Finn, that's enough.

[foosh!] Thank you for building my new home, Finn.

I'm so happy- You want a hug? Yes.

Whoa.

Hold on, mama.

[ Crinkle! crinkle! crinkle! ] Okay, bro, tinfoil's on.

You can hug now.

[foosh!] Bye.

Bye, Finn.

Bye.

[giggles] [foosh!] Looks like your date went pretty good, buddy.

Ah, I don't know.

Was the hug okay? Give me some tips, mang.

Bro, you gotta let things take their natural path.

Look.

Look, let me explain some junk about dating.

Right now you're at tier 1, which is hugging.

But pretty soon, you'll be at tier 2, which is smooching.

Then down the road, you'll make it to tier 5, where she'll let you discover all 15 feet of her long, beautiful stomach.

And after a while, you'll make it to tier 8, where you touch her horn for the very first time.

Very special.

What about tier 15? You stay away from that! Do not do tier 15! Dude, I got no idea what you're talking about.

Don't worry about it, dude.

Just let things naturally move to tier 2.

Oh, and, um you need a shower, dude.

What?! [sniffing ] Oh, gross! Do you think Flame Princess could smell me? - Probably.

-Crup 'Sup, guys? BOTH: Princess Bubblegum?! What are you doing here? Collecting taxes.

You guys weren't home, so I let myself in.

- Oh.

- I'm gonna take a shower.

Princess, do not inhale! - What? Why? - Just don't! [grunts] What's that all about? Ah, he's just smelly from a day of running around with his lady friend.

Ooh! A lady friend.

Do tell.

Uh, I shouldn't say.

It's his business.

Oh, come on.

You can tell me.

That's his personal biz.

You gotta respect a man's p-biz.

Okay, you're right.

I'll respect it.

Flame Princess! He was hanging out with Flame Princess.

What?! And I don't mean to be telling stories out of school, but pretty soon, they're gonna be taking it to tier 2.

No.

This isn't possible.

Oh, it's possible.

I just never thought Flame Princess.

I -- [grunts] I have to go.

BUBBLEGUM: Morrow! [ Shrieks ] Hmm.

Weird.

Guess who's late for their video chat? [gasps] President Porpoise! [chirping ] [blam!] No.

No.

Oh, gob.

I thought I'd be ready for this.

Yowwwwwwwwn! [ grunts ] Jake, I'm going to see Flame Princess.

Be back later.

[ Panting ] Finn! [ High-pitched ] Aaaah! Okay, Princess, you need to stop breaking in here.

I have something important to tell you about relationships.

Uh, that's okay, Princess.

I just hope you'll understand.

[electricity buzzes ] Relationships are like layers of sedimentary rock.

Jake, Flame Princess is waiting for me.

I'm gonna bounce out.

Okay.

Tier 2, baby.

Word.

[grunts] BUBBLEGUM: If too much frustration builds, the magma will erupt, causing a catastrophic superstratum of igneous rock to form.

[snoring] What? Where am I? Jake, you're president now.

Oh, my gosh! [applause] Jake! [moaning] - Wake up! - [groaning ] - Jake, where's Finn? - He stepped out.

Will you tell him why he can't see Flame Princess anymore? Oh.

Ohhh! I see what's going on here.

Great.

I cannot stress how important it is that they not see each other.

Oh, man.

PB is totally jealous of Flame Princess! [video-game music plays] Jump.

Punch.

Kick.

Kick.

- 'Sup, man? - Yo, dude.

So, what did PB want? She doesn't want you to see Flame Princess anymore.

She's crazy jealous.

So, you at tier 2 yet? I got about five hugs.

Does that count? Nope! [chuckles] Well, still at tier 1.

I know exactly what'll get you to tier 2 -- a sappy poem.

Say something about her spectrum.

Ew! Let's see she's bright.

She's beautiful.

She makes me feel confused.

Like something's filling up my chest.

Like I can't breathe.