[MOUSE SQUEAKS] [PENGUINS CHIRP] [ALL CHEERING] [SCREECHES] Adventure time come on, grab your friends we'll go to very distant lands with Jake the dog and finn the human the fun will never end it's adventure time JAKE: Whatcha think? FINN: I can make that driz, no problem.
JAKE: It's crazy far, man.
FINN: Nah, that's just a perspecto illusion.
It looks far 'cause the cliff's lower.
JAKE: Eh, go for it.
FINN: Whoo! Shoot! JAKE: [GRUNTS] FINN: Almost.
JAKE: Not really.
FINN: What?! Watch me, fool.
Hup! [SCREAMS] Whoo! I did it! Sike! [SMACKS LIPS] Hey, you know what? This is cool just having bro time for once.
JAKE: What, like no ladies? FINN: Or dudes or whatevs.
It's just a chore sometimes.
JAKE: Yeah, two people is mad efficient.
FINN: Whoa! JAKE: It's a beach brawl! FINN: Looks like they're trying to drown a barn.
JAKE: That's not a barn.
That's a dude! [ROARS] FINN: Holy fizzle.
What's going on here, tough boy? What is that huge dude? He's the farm, the legendary fighter of the shiney isles.
I came here to participate in his open challenge, but this mother can't be beat! Give up, worms! My fight power is supreme! I'm too freaking legendary for you! [ANIMALS SCREECHING] ALL: [CHANTING] Train! Train! Train! FINN: Whoa! Train! Train! Train! Train! I love you, the train! You're almost as legendary as the farm, the train! The train is gonna smack you down on his tracks! Whoo! Your caboose is mine! Choo-choo! Choo-choo! FINN: Oh, my glob.
Choo! Ow! My legs are backwards! [GROANS] Why? Ohh! You're mean! [PBHT!] FINN: Did you just die? No.
The train will chug on.
My friend makes bionic legs.
I'll be better than before.
FINN: [GASPS] I want bionic legs! Who's your friend? Yeah, right.
It's secret! [GRUNTS] Don't follow me! [GRUNTING] Train can do this.
JAKE: You don't want bionic legs.
It ain't natchy.
FINN: I don't care about natchy.
JAKE: Let's discuss this later.
[ALL GROANING] You guys want to fight me? FINN: You think we can beat him? JAKE: Yeah way, we can't.
He's the ultimate! FINN: But if we beat him, we'll be crazy legends.
JAKE: Man, I already am a legend in other aspects of life.
Third highest score in "kompy's kastle," brah.
Third.
In the candy kingdom.
FINN: Jake, that's your legend.
This could be our legend! Brogend! JAKE: Okay, how are we gonna beat him, then? FINN: Train! JAKE: He can't even walk.
FINN: No, man.
"Train up," like "get ripped!" JAKE: Yeah, I was just kidding.
Let's destroy that guy! FINN: We're coming back for you, the farm! After we train! [COUGHS] Yeah, that's cool.
FINN: We're gonna annihilate you, the farm! Mm-kay.
FINN: I'm gonna do a finishing move on you!! All right! Yeah! [LAUGHS] Come on, Jake! JAKE: Ugh.
[COUGHS] FINN: [GRUNTS] Huh! Hyah! JAKE: Let's see your chokey brokey style.
[BOTH GRUNTING] [STRAINED] Nice one.
FINN: Yes.
JAKE: Now watch my Something style.
Hyah! FINN: [GRUNTING] Huh? JAKE: [GRUNTING] [ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS] FINN: Jake? You're playing "kompy's kastle"? JAKE: Huh? Whoo! UhYes.
FINN: Winning this battle could take our reputation to a whole new level! JAKE: Look, I'm a full-grown dog of my own, and I need to play "kompy's kastle" every day so I can maintain my rank.
FINN: SoYou don't care about fighting the farm? JAKE: I never really take anything seriously.
Except "kompy's kastle.
" FINN: Hy-ah! JAKE: Komp-y-y-y!! [BEEPING] I'm gonna break every bone in your body, then heal you later with that magical goo we got from the cyclops's eye.
[CREAK!] Aah! FINN: Ouch.
JAKE: Apologize! FINN: [GRUNTS] Never! [GRUNTING] JAKE: I'm gonna turn up the juice! FINN: And I'm gonna drink it! JAKE: [GASPS] My little face! [SQUISH!] Ow! [GRUNTING] Where are you? Huh? Huh? FINN: [CHUCKLES] JAKE: Huh? FINN: Apologize for not taking training seriously! [THUD! THUD!] JAKE: Come out, you chicken nug! [CR-R-R-R-R-R-EAK!] Ow.
[CREAK!] FINN: [GROANS] JAKE: Apologize to "kompy's kastle"! FINN: [WEAKLY] No.
You apologize for not taking trainingSeriously.
[HAWKS, SPITS] JAKE: Ugh, gross! [SPLAT!] [WHOOSH!] [CRASH!] FINN: [LAUGHS WEAKLY] [CREAKING] [BOTH GROAN] JAKE: Ow! Aah! My eyes! Cheap move, you butt rag! FINN: You You're the cheap move! Huh? Pants! I'm really gonna wipe you now.
[CREAK!] JAKE: Bring it on, bro! FINN: [GASPS] [SQUISH!] [CHOMP!] JAKE: Ou-u-ch! Ow! Ow!! No biteys! [GROWLS] [BARKING] FINN: I'm gonna down the farm without you! JAKE: I'm gonna knock down the farm just so you'll never know the taste of downing the farm! [SNORING] FINN: [WEAKLY] Yo, guess what? Guess what, homey? I put in the time.
I'm-a make you mine.
[SIGHS] FINN: Yeah, that's right.
Come and get this.
[YAWNS] [SMACKS LIPS] So, what -- both at the same time? I'm cool.
You're gonna fight this, the farm? [LAUGHS] Okay.
FINN: Just me.
I don't need this clown town.
JAKE: The only way you're gonna win is if you use your cheap moves.
FINN: [YAWNS] [SNORES] JAKE: Hey, come on.
You got to fight the dude.
[CRASH!] FINN: [GASPS] I can't see! Walk me to the light! JAKE: Yeah, that's what you get.
[CRASH!] [ANIMALS SCREECH] FINN: Cloud looks like a car.
[BOTH GASP] Awaken to your dream, finn and Jake.
FINN: Whoa! Who are you? I am the dream warrior.
I've summoned you here to hang with me in your together dream.
FINN: Are you gonna show us a move to beat the farm? First, listen.
Then wake up.
FINN: All right.
I have cheap cars.
My cars are che-e-e-ap.
BOTH: My cars are cheap.
But they drive bad when I turn out the lights! BOTH: Turn out the lights.
These sweatpants have another name.
BOTH: Another name.
FINN: Yeah, don't you always call sweatpants "give up on life" pants, Jake? JAKE: I do, because peeps need to respect themselves when they leave the house, even if it's just for ice cream or t.
P.
Or whatevs.
Two shiny golden apples, ripe enough to bite! BOTH: Bite! [CHOMPS] That's all I got to say for now.
Get lost! JAKE: What is going on here, dream warrior? FINN: Yeah, what's this all about? Nap's over! Sorry! [BOTH YELP] FINN: Whoa.
That was a good nap.
JAKE: Hey, did you dream about dream warrior? FINN: Yeah.
What was he trying to tell us exactly? JAKE: I don't know.
I didn't get it.
But listen, man.
I'm sorry I got mad at you.
Who cares about my high score in "kompy"? It ain't important.
FINN: No, man.
It is important.
Being the third best at something is math and deserves respect, not like I did to "kompy.
" Anyway, I think we both got cranky after all that training.
JAKE: Well, good thing we're rested, 'cause now we can beat this beast.
FINN: Yeah! Oh, hey! Look! [CROWD CHEERING] JAKE: The dudes came back to watch us fight! FINN: A'ight.
This is it.
Let's use what we learned in training.
JAKE: Uh All we did was fight dirty with cheap -- wait.
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