22. Ignition Point (第4季)【完整台词】

[mouse squeaks] [penguins wenk] [all cheering] [ Screeches ] Adventure Time Come on, grab your friends We'll go to very distant lands With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human The fun will never end It's Adventure Time - Ready? - Yes.

[grunting ] [fart! ] [Whoosh! ] [whim] That was awesome! All right, all right, my turn.

[grunting ] [ Burps] [Whoosh! ] [Zap! ] [ laughing ] [laughs ] You guys are full of magic air.

[ Gasps, fart! ] Gross! [Smash ] No! Princess? You okay? Yeah.

It's just the air smells bad from your magic tricks, and now I feel sad.

I left all my scented candles at the castle.

They'd really cut through the magic stink.

Just go back to the Fire Kingdom and get them -- Problem solved.

[sighs] Then I'll have to see my dad.

I'm still mad at him for imprisoning me in that lantern.

So unfair! [ Screams ] Uh we can go get them.

Really? That would be really nice.

But don't let my pops see you.

I don't want his majesty thinking I need anything from him.

[fart! ] It ain't me! [ Fart! ] - ALL: Whoa! [fart! fart! ] Oh! [fart!] Flambo! For a second I thought The Princess was farting.

Flambo, we need you to cast "flame shield" on us.

All right! [speaking incantation ] [twinkle! ] [ Bubbling ] These candles must be they.

[sniffs ] They smell like an old lady's bathroom.

Hey! Don't disrespect my lady! I say it as a compliment! Like it reminds me of my grandma.

I love my grandma.

HISSING VOICE: No one come-s-s-s here.

[gasps] Not since Flame Princess-s-s fled the castle.

Now gues-s-s what we're gonna kill Flame King with.

[gasps] A conspirator with a hiss voice! FEMALE VOICE: How about water? HISSING VOICE: Even wors-s-e! We'll use ic-c-e! And a conspirator with an untied shoe! FEMALE VOICE: Ice? Why ice? 'Cause it's more painful, you s-s-impleton! Cold as ic-c-e fall-s-s! A perfect death for The Flame King! - [ laughing ] - [ gasps ] Did you hear that? - [sniffing ] - Jake, come on! We got to stop those guys from killing Flame Princess' dad! Right, right.

Dirt bags! Where'd they go? [gasps] [creaking ] Hey, is that new? - Yeah, I think it is.

- Yes, it is new.

Hmm, what do you guys think of this painting? I like it.

Hey, is this one of those paintings where the eyes follow you? [grunts] Hmm.

Hmm.

Come on, let's get outta here.

I don't wanna miss snack time.

- Snacks! - Snacks! Snacks! ALL: Snacks! Snacks! Snacks! Snacks! [ Both sigh ] Now what? HISSING VOICE: and most unnatural murder-s-s.

Hear that? It sounds like a voice with a hiss.

The kind we are looking for! HISSING VOICE: The s-serpent that did s-sting Stop! thy father's life, now wears hi-s-s crown-s-s! Dude, the voice! We must follow the voice! [ Clank! ] [ Clank! ] HISSING VOICE: To die, to s-sleep, to s-sleep, perchance to dream Which way is the hiss voice coming from? Aye, there's the rub, for in that s-sleep of death This way! HISSING VOICE: what dream-s-s may come.

Which way? HISSING VOICE: I s-seem to be s-saying a lot about our s-super-s-secret plan To the left! You! [ Clank! ] BOTH: You! You! You! BOTH: Double you! Double you! I don't think it's them.

BOTH: Double you! Double you! Whoa! [thud! ] Jake! I'm okay! I think I hear that hissing voice down this way! Whoa! [thud!] Why didn't you catch me? - Oops! Tell me next time.

I can't think in the future.

Vent ahead.

Jake, I want to see.

[chewing ] 22.

- No hissing.

- No untied shoe.

Vent.

[hiss] This needs something more! Yes! [ hiss ] Yes! That's the [hiss] stuff! Whoa! It's him! [ Clank! ] Hmm? My bluebies! [ hiss] You buffoon! Where's your partner with the untied shoe? What partner? What are you blueberries [hiss] talking about? Give it up, man! I heard your hiss voice! I don't have a [hiss] voice! There's a [hiss] snake on your shoulder! - What? - [ hiss ] Aah! - Hmm.

- [ hiss] Suffering [ hiss] succotash! Now to chop you two big blueberries into small, bite-sized blueberries! [ Both screaming ] Shakespeare.

Five minutes to curtain, everyone! Five minutes! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! [clanking ] Ooh! [ panting ] Oh! Pfft! Actors! What's going on with the costumes? This is a theater troupe! We're getting ready to perform for the king! Everyone in the kingdom shall be in attendance! Of course, you know all this, being fellow actors from the exact same troupe.

I have an idea.

We'll go onstage, act like two conspirators.

You will have one shoe untied, I will talk with a hiss voice.

We'll talk about how we want to kill the king.

As we do this, we'll study the faces of the audience and look for guilty reactions.

- That's brilliant! - Thanks! It's an original idea by me.

[cheers and applause] Ahem! Hey, conspirator! Hey, co-conspirator! Let's talk about how we're gonna kill the king! Shh! S-Somebody might hear our evil plot! Man, I am so lost.

Psst! The audience! Uh, uh, uh, uh uh, uh [sneezes] You think that's one of them? Maybe.

Let's keep going.

So, what are you packing? Water, man -- enough of it to put out the king's fire! Uh, uh hmm.

[chewing ] I think he's starting to crack.

Water? You know what's even more painful? If we pour ice in his ear! That's how we'll kill The Flame King! Pbht! Kill The Flame King? This is treason disguised as a play! Guards, seize them! What?! No! [ both grunt] Please! We were trying to warn you about assassins! Hmm.

Search them! [grunting ] Huh? [Sniffs] Sire, it's your daughter's scented candles! - I-I-I - Sickos! Off with their heads! - Whoa, what?! - [ cheering ] No, please! S-Stay s-still.

"S-Still"? [ laughs] Untied shoelace? [gasps] It's them! S-So long, s-suckers! Naked babies, naked babies, naked babies! Naked babies, naked babies, naked babies! [screaming ] Naked babies, naked babies, naked babies! [ Clears throat] We found 'em! The executioners are the real king-killers! S-Silence! Wait, wait, wait that voice.

Guards, take off their hoods! Aah! My identity! - [ Hiss] - Ugh! [growls] Furnius and Torcho! Hello uncle! [crowd gasps, murmurs] Arrest the executioners! [ Both grunting ] Hmm I thought I had you two extinguished.

You cannot quench the flame-s-s-s of revenge! You snuffed out our father to become king! FLAME KING: Oh, yeah ha ha.

Take them to the punishment room! I'll des-s-troy all of you - Release me! - with ic-c-c-e! Wait, so you -- you extinguished their dad? Mm-hmm.

And everyone is evil here? [Whoosh! ] Mm-hmm -- all evil.

Thenis Flame Princess evil? Or maybe chaotic neutral? She's evil.

Okay so your daughter's evil -- we've established that.

But do you think if a good guy really liked her could he change her to good? Hmm, well, there'd be penalties to her experience if she acted out of alignment, but yes.

Someone could change her.

Change her to good? [crickets chirping ] Aww! [ Breathing softly] [ Sizzle! ] [Whoosh! ] Evil, evil, evil, evil.

Evil, evil, evil evil! Aah! Come along with me And the butterflies and bees We can wander through the forest And do so as we please Come along with me To a cliff under a tree FINN: This party is so crazy!