27. Jake Suit (第5季)【完整台词】

Tough tootin' baby Tough tootin' baby What are you doing?! Don't you want to see more? Oh, my Bjork! No, I don't want to see more! Wait, what's that in your mouth? Jake? - Oops.

Busted.

Are you controlling Finn? Yeah, I'm causing Finn pain.

We have a bet going on.

And you made him dance like a baby, semi-nude, in front of my family? Wow, that's pretty hard-core.

What? Good luck, Finn.

Hope you win.

- I will.

- Hmph! Hi, Lady.

Finn! - I'm right here.

- Oh.

'Sup? What's TV doing here? I thought all the kids found apartments.

That's my boy mama's basement baby.

Oh, it's this bet we're doing.

It's not really a bet.

It's more like a showdown.

I'm trying to get him to admit that it's hard when someone wears you as a suit.

How do I win the bet, Lady? Hey, Dad? Why don't you try jumping in a volcano? Hmm.

Yes! So, what are we doing, bro? The universe is gonna have a full-on make-out session with you, bro I'm talking minimum tier eight.

Behold! Fire wolves? That's your plan? Please.

Oh, no, bro.

That's just fortuitous circumstance.

Allow me to take advantage.

Here, pup-pups.

You want some kibble? You want steak flavor? - Steaky-steaks? - Aw, my kibble! How you like it, bro? Pretty painful, huh? Eh, whatevs.

Ah, forget it.

Let's go.

Hmm.

Looks hot.

Oh, yeah, bro.

The pain train has arrived at the station.

Choo! Choo! I'm ready, bro! Bring it! You're nothing, lava! You're a bum! I can handle you! Look, just say, "stop," and you won't get burned.

Never! Okay, bro.

This'll pretty much wreck up your whole life, so think about it.

Bring it! Yeah, baby, feels good! Love it! Loving that heat on my skull! Okay, I'm gonna lower you some more.

It's probably gonna cook up your brain.

Oh, yeah, give it to me! Dang, Finn is flipping crazy.

This isn't going to do anything.

He's never gonna give up.

Aah!! What happened? You robbed me of the win! You're right, man my bruises are hickeys from the universe, and I should just accept that.

Yeah, boy! In your face! Yeah, in my face.

Yeah! Dang it, Finn.

Who's ready for rehabilitation? We'll start with full-body immersion therapy.

- No! - Yes! Come along with me And the butterflies and bees We can wander through the forest And do so as we please Come along with me To a cliff under a tree - This party is so crazy!