49. Bad Timing (第5季)【完整台词】

[MOUSE SQUEAKS] [PENGUINS CHIRP] [ALL CHEERING] [SCREECHES] Adventure time come on, grab your friends we'll go to very distant lands with Jake the dog and finn the human the fun will never end it's adventure time [TRUMPET PLAYING] [APPLAUSE] BUBBLEGUM: [SIGHS] Whew! Ladies and gentlemen, I have invented time travel.

This phasical sphere is flooded with info waves that scan every second, logging every molecule that passes through its volume.

I made special gloves for it.

[SPHERE WHIRRING] Now check it out! It's logging time! [BOTH BABBLING] [SPITS] [BOTH BABBLING] BUBBLEGUM: I'll set the clock back now.

[CLOCK BEEPS, WHIRS] [BOTH BABBLING RAPIDLY] Now I'll push the time-travel button.

[CLOCK BEEPS] BOTH: Aah! [BOTH BABBLING] JAKE: Eh, it's not really time travel, though.

You just, you know, moved their stuff around.

You didn't really manipulate time.

Ice king's done it better before with magic.

Well, I enjoyed your presentation very much, princess.

Thank you for inviting me.

BUBBLEGUM: No! For all intents and purposes, they traveled back to an earlier point in their time.

JAKE: Eh, I guess, but not really.

I mean, ice king did it for real.

Guy pulled his fiancée out of time from a thousand years ago using magic.

Hey, time, where's my fiancée, am I right? [BELL JINGLES] JAKE: [CHUCKLES] BUBBLEGUM: Jake, don't deny my science! This is a time-travel machine.

Hyah! Take me back to when my ex-boyfriend Brad loved me! [SHOUTING] BUBBLEGUM: Lsp.

What? BUBBLEGUM: Lsp, that's not how it works.

It can only rearrange your molecules into a previously logged formation, and you need these gloves.

Give them to me.

BUBBLEGUM: No.

You witch.

Give them to me now! BUBBLEGUM: No, I'm sorry, but you need to pull yourself -- you skunk! BUBBLEGUM: Hey! You skunk! You skunk! You pretty skunk! You don't know heartache, with the whole candy kingdom in love with your pretty bubblegum buns! Aah! [BABBLING, BREATHING HEAVILY] BUBBLEGUM: Hear me, lumpy space princess, I will avoid declaring war on the entirety of lumpy space, ruled by your parents, if you apologize to me immediately! I'm sorry-y-y-y-y-y.

I'm sorry you're so stupid.

BOTH: Whoa! [BOTH LAUGH] BUBBLEGUM: Sheesh.

I'd love to get you on a slow boat to China all to myself alone everyone in here is a loser.

Nobody's as good as Brad.

Oh, Brad! Why can't I get over you? Have you tried burning an effigy? That's what they do in movies.

This isn't a movie, Charlie! It's real life! [SIGHS] Another cucumber water, your majesty? [GRUFFLY] What? Oh, I-I'm sorry for staring, but, uh, I know you.

W-we used to -- everyone knows me.

I'm lumpy space princess.

No, uh, from high school -- w-we were lab partners.

I'm Johnnie.

"Ugly Johnnie"? Y-yeah, you used to call me that quite a bit.

Yeah.

But I can't call you that anymore.

Come on.

Sit up straight.

Let me see them eyes.

Mm.

Do it.

Nope.

Can't call you that anymore.

[LAUGHS CRAZILY] So, what brings you to the candy kingdom, Johnnie? Business, uh, actually.

I own my own company, bottling and distributing lumpy gas.

Mm-hmm.

And I'm up for a big contract, uh, here in the kingdom, which could really help my business "take off," so to speak.

That's so cool.

You're like your own boss or whatever.

To be honest, I'm a little nervous about this meeting tomorrow.

Why, Johnnie? I'm bad at talking to people.

That's because you have poor posture.

Really? You got to stop slouching.

Now look me in the eye! Yeah, stay like that.

Boy, lsp.

[CHUCKLES] You sure are making me feel good about myself.

You feeling good makes me feel good, Johnnie.

So, where are you staying while you're in town? I'm subletting a friend's apartment.

Talk is cheap, Johnnie.

You should take me there.

[DOORKNOB TURNS, KEYS JINGLING] That chair? Oh, it used to be over there, but I moved it.

Johnnie, it's so nice.

You've really made it your own.

Thanks.

Ooh! Records! [LAUGHS] Okay, want to see something funny? Yeah.

Okay.

[LAUGHING] Okay.

Sit down.

Okay, are you ready? [CHUCKLES] Yeah.

[LAUGHS] Okay! [LAUGHS] It's his face, but on your body.

I know! That's the joke! My friend Melissa and I came up with that.

[CHUCKLES] You're smart that you get it.

Boy, when this evening started, I was feeling so dump trucks, but now it's like a hundred forklifts! I feel the same way, Johnnie.

Do you feel this couch? [CHUCKLES] What? 'Cause it's where you're gonna sleep! [BOTH LAUGH] Seriously, it's getting late, and I don't want you walking home, so I insist.

I'll be in the other room, sleeping peacefully And dreaming about you.

Johnnie! Thank you for everything.

Johnnie.

Go to bed already.

You have a big day tomorrow.

Good night.

[CRICKETS CHIRPING] Rise and shine! I hope you like pancakes, 'cause I got Oh.

I guess she'll be the one who got away.

Looking for someone? You're still here! 'Course I am.

Now make me some breakfast.

Okay, Johnnie, good luck at your meeting, and remember, I'll be right over there sending you good vibes while you're wowing princess bubblegum.

[ECHOING] Sending you good vibes.

Yo.

Why are you so confident, man? Aren't you nervous to meet the princess? Nope.

My g.

F.

Is back at my place, sending me good vibes.

[CROWD CHEERING] Johnnie's friend has so many movie channels.

Ha-ha! That movie was so dumb.

Oh, poop! Johnnie's meeting! Wonder how it went.

[LIGHT SWITCH CLICKS] Johnnie! [GASPS] Oh, Johnnie, you're home! How'd it go?! Oh, don't keep me in suspense, Johnnie! I did it, babe! I landed the sale! Johnnie, that's wonderful! And I couldn't have done it without you.

I know! And here's the best part -- she wants me back at the castle tonight to go over the contracts during a royal dinner.

Oh, my glob! It's gonna be so nice to have dinner inside the castle.

It's been awhile.

Oh.

No.