5. All the Little People (第5季)【完整台词】

[Mouse squeaks] [Penguins wenk] [All cheering] [Screeches] Adventure Time Come on, grab your friends We'll go to very distant lands With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human The fun will never end It's Adventure Time FINN: Hey, Jake.

Do you think you should date someone just like you or someone who's, like, your opposite? I don't know.

I'm the first come, first serve kind of guy.

Get in line, ladies.

This Rainicorn thing can't last forever.

[Laughs] I didn't mean that.

Don't spread that around.

- So it's not good to weigh somebody's qualities against your own? Well, no.

I mean, if you feel something, you feel something.

It's not about personality matrixels and charts, it's all about the b-bumps in your heart.

You can't stop the pumps and bumps.

Pumps and bumps! Pumps and bumps! [Finn laughs] [Laughs] All right, well, what about BMO and Ice King? What about them? Would they make a good couple? Whoa! Wait! Did BMO say something to you? No, no, no.

Oh, I see.

You're being weird.

It's not that weird.

Come on.

Do what thou swill be the whole piece of log.

JAKE: BMO and Ice King? Yeah! I'm not coming back.

You're creeping me out.

I'm just thinking out loud.

What, can't think out loud? Oh, is that what you're doing? Yeah, man.

[scoffs] Geez, don't be judgy.

- I'm not.

- Yeah, you are.

How can you know that? I can hear it in your tone.

[Sarcastically] You can? Yeah, wise guy.

Hey, what's that on your pants? What?! Not again! Oh.

I don't know.

Whoa, look.

- Crazy.

Careful, dude.

What the What the heck?! Are they alive? Hey, are you guys alive? I don't know, man.

I think they're some kind of magic toy.

Maybe it's black magic.

Maybe we shouldn't mess with them.

No, man, look.

That's you! You're totally shredding on the viola! [Laughs] Yeah, that's good.

How many more thingies are in there? Dude, like, a lot.

Come on, let's check this out at the house.

JAKE: I'll make a special sp-got with a new sauce.

Sheesh, so many.

Pb, you hang out with lady.

C-listers, go back in the bag.

Who's a C-list? Uhh, Tiffany, Donny He's okay Xergiok, a bunch of these guys.

That's not very nice.

Don't worry, man.

They'll get involved eventually.

Involved with what? I don't know.

Involved.

Check out Lady and Princess Bubblegum.

LITTLE BUBBLEGUM: Wa-wa-wah, wa-wa-wah.

Wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wah wa-wa-wah wa-wah.

What are they talking about? Wa-wa-wa-wah.

Wa-wa-wa-wah.

It's hard to say, but I think it's got something to do with Lady being preggos.

Whoa, what kind of narrative are you trying to create here? That's your narrative, buddy.

All right, well, what else you got going on? Mm not much, really.

I got Ice King over here.

Ice King? He's not C-list? Yeah, well, I saw his drum kit in here.

Here we go.

Okay.

Jam out, little Ice King.

[Drums play] JAKE: No, don't play with that hack.

Aw, man.

Hmm.

They've got good chemistry.

Who would've guessed? Chemistry [drums and viola play] Hey, Finn, eat the food before it gets cold.

[Grunts] I made a new sauce.

Um Earth to Finn.

Are you okay? [Flatly] Yes.

[Snoring] [Ominous music plays] [both speaking gibberish] [Chuckles] Ah-ha-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wah.

[Grunts] [Blink! Blink! Blink!] [Both speaking gibberish] [Smooch!] Hmm? Whoa.

[Both smooching] Mwah.

Wha? [Snoring] Wa-wah! Wa-wah! Wahhhhhhhh! Wa-wah.

Whoa-wah! [Laughs] Weah.

Wee-wee-wee-wee.

[Both smooching] Wa-wa-wa-wa-wah! Ohh! Wa-wa-wa-wa-whoa.

Wa-wa-wa-wah.

Wa-wa-wah wa-wa-wah.

Whoa! Whoa-whoa! [All arguing in gibberish] [Yawns] You're up early.

- I didn't sleep.

[Liquid pours] You stay up all night reading trash books? - Mm.

- Told you, man.

Those dating books [slurp!] That stuff is mess you up.

I'm not reading.

I'm playing with the little we's.

Oh, let me see little me.

Me look so lonely.

Hey, Finn, pass me little Lady! - Uh, you guys broke up.

- What? - She's with someone else now.

- Who? He's a cool guy.

Don't worry about it.

Wahh.

Wahh.

Wa-wa-wa-wa-wah! [Gasps] [Smooch! Smooch! Smooch!] Aaaaaaaahhhh!! What the ball, man? [Laughs] What? "What"? What do you think "what"?! Come on.

They're not real.

They're like toys.

These guys here, they're going out.

It's pretty serious.

And look at Choose Goose and Lollipop Girl.