52. Billy's Bucket List (1) (第5季)【完整台词】

I-it's a business meeting, not social -- just me and the princess, I'm afraid.

What?! Lsp? So, bubblegum thinks she can horn in on my territory, sip from my soup after I cut all the onions? Yo, think again, tranch.

Who -- who are you talking to? BUBBLEGUM: So, how are you enjoying your time in the candy kingdom? Oh, it's just great.

I met this amazing purple girl at the candy tavern.

BUBBLEGUM: That's wonderful, Johnnie.

Now, tell me Oh, Johnnie.

"Ugly Johnnie.

" Through my tender love, you have metamorphed into beautiful Johnnie butterfly.

[SIGHS] Every relationship, I gamble with my heart.

I go all-in because the payoff is true love.

I see you when I close my eyes.

And thinking of you makes my mind feel light.

All my problems fade away, and I can't help smiling.

[CHUCKLES] To let someone you love go into the arms of another takes a big person.

I don't know if I can be that big.

[MATCH STRIKES, FLAMES IGNITE] [GRUNTS] Aah.

Aah.

BUBBLEGUM: [GASPS] We're under attack! Can I help? BUBBLEGUM: No, hide yourself beneath the tablecloth.

There's cyanide-laced gum under the table.

Chew it if you hear raiders break down the door.

Okay.

Hi, Johnnie.

[GASPS] What are you doing here? I'm going to time-travel you back to when we first met at the tavern, back to when you loved me, so we can have a second chance.

What? [THUNK! WHIR!] Aah! [WHIR!] [LAUGHS] BUBBLEGUM: Manfried, where are the banana guards?! Take a chill pill, princess.

I handled it.

BUBBLEGUM: What did you handle? You know.

Someone drove their car in the door, but no one was driving, and it exploded, so I handled it.

BUBBLEGUM: Mm.

[BLAM!] Don't chew it, don't chew it, don't chew it! [GRUNTS] [GASPS] [SPHERE WHIRRING] I'd love to get you Johnnie? Come on.

Sit up straight.

Let me see them eyes.

[CHUCKLES WEAKLY] Uh BUBBLEGUM: He's not here.

[GASPS] What? But I sent him back.

BUBBLEGUM: The sphere would've had to log his molecules before you engaged the time-travel function.

Well, then where is he? BUBBLEGUM: I don't know.

[CRYING] Then if he's gone, can you send me back to before I met him so I won't have to remember this heartache?! BUBBLEGUM: If that's what you want.

Do it.

Do it! [THUNK!] [CLOCK BEEPING] [WHIR!] [SQUEAK!] [THUNK!] You witch! Give me them to -- what? What? Where are we? BUBBLEGUM: You asked me to use this.

Don't touch me! You pretty skunk! You don't know heartache, with the whole candy kingdom in love with your bubblegum buns! BUBBLEGUM: [SIGHS] [SPHERE CONTINUES WHIRRING] [SLOW-TEMPO RAP MUSIC PLAYS] Yo! [CROWD CHEERING] Check, check, one, two! Hey.

I'm rap bear.

I can rapLike that.

Ha-ha! I'm back.

[RAPPING] It's a battle of rhymes I'm gonna do it this time I'm rap bear my raps are mystical Quantum physics! Whoo! [CHEERING INTENSIFIES] Yeah, yeah! JAKE: Boo! That was pre-written! It's so obvious.

Take him out, finn! FINN: Off Nope.

FINN: Off the dome.

Here we go.

Uh! [RAPPING] I'm-a start it now I'm-a battle now we gonna make a rhyme so I can rap this time I rap for mill-I-ons sesquipedalians [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] Yeah, that was tight.

FINN: Whoo! [CRYING] FINN: Huh? Rap bear, what's wrong, man? How can I be rap bear if I'm not the best? FINN: No way! You are the best.

Going up against you was a dream come true.

I look up to you, man.

You're like -- you're like my hero, rap bear.

JAKE: Awesome.

[SIGHS] Thank you, fan.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] I thought Billy was your hero.

FINN: Yeah, but Billy's dead, so Billy.

[WHIR!] Ha-ha! Check out these dummies.

FINN: Ha-ha! Yeah! You're awesome, Billy! Ha-ha! [STOMP! STOMP!] You're gonna pay for this, Billy! D'oh! Aah! FINN: Sick.

[CHUCKLES] Billy! I love rap music, but only when it's good rap.

Finn! Finn! Finn.

FINN: Huh? Who that? I'm canyon, Billy's ex-girlfriend.

FINN: Say what?! That's so weird.

I was just -- party pat was just like -- JAKE: What's going on here? Who's that? FINN: This is Billy's ex-girlfriend.

JAKE: His special lady? No, his ex-girlfriend.

JAKE: Aw, man, I'm sorry.

Well, I hope you guys get back together.

Whoooooop! FINN: Jake's still in denial about Billy.

Billy and I broke up four years ago, but I held on to this.

FINN: [GASPS] Billy's loincloth! After Billy died, I couldn't keep it in my place anymore.

I heard you guys were friends, so when I saw your name on the rap-battle flier, I thought it would be cool to bring it to you.

[GUFFAWS] Oh, that's some smelly.

FINN: Thank you, canyon.

I guess I've been in denial, too.

Have you been back to Billy's crack? No.

I can't.

FINN: It's time to go see Billy's crack.

Shouldn't Jake be here? FINN: He needs more time.

This would mess him up too much.

[GASPS] Fairies! Ohh, they've infested the place.

Okay, you guys, out! This is Billy's crack.

Billy got aced by the lich.

We had dibs on the crack, so beat it! FINN: I'll dib up your brains if you don't respect the mems of Billy.

Flimsy threats! Like a tiny blade of grass in a maelstrom, you are.

That storm is me, Jordan, lord of the fairies! I ain't afraid of you or this big -- [SHING!] You think you can chump me like that? This breeze feels great, doofus! [SHING! THUD!] All right.

FINN: Laters.

Um, so, canyon, why did you and Billy break up? Huh? Oh.

Well, I loved Billy, and I believed in him, but then Billy stopped believing, and that jammed up our whole deal -- being a top-tier, red-belt power couple.

After awhile, all he did was watch movies and play video games.

Pretty lame, right? So I bailed.

FINN: Even heroes have slumps, bro.

Yeah, I know.

I heard he was making a comeback, too.

What a weird world.

Hyah! [ENGINE REVVING] Billy! What the FINN: What is it? It looks like Billy's bucket list.

FINN: Whoa! Let me see! [GRUNTS] Hmm.

Looks like he got to most of these.

He sure lived a full life.

Okay, here's one.

Wait.

"Tell finn that thing.

" What the butt is that? I don't know.