11. Little Brother (第6季)【完整台词】

Here you go.

Mystic earth.

- Greetings.

- Dude, you know why I'm here! Yeah.

And I got what you want.

But consider this instead.

Hyah! Drink this sap, and you'll have life eternal.

You'll never meet death and - you'll outlast the world.

- Um I was born earlier today, so I don't really get a sense of my own mortality.

No, thank you.

Hyah! The sacred flame.

Oh, what? I name this sword Punch party! I feel so cool right now.

- It's party time.

Whoa! Uh! - Greetings.

- Who's there? - I am the Rat King.

Why are you here? I've got, like, this rad sword, and I'm gonna fight you with it.

- Yes! - Who are you fighting me for? Your brother? - What? - Instead, why don't you join me? I offer you cosmic power.

You'll be a king and live the rest of your days as a god.

You're messing up the tree, and I totally live here! You're a bad guy! - Yeah.

- Don't do that! - How do you plan to defeat me? - I'm Making This Up As I go! Dang.

Having a brother around looks kind of fun.

Where are you, little brother? Are you happy or do you feel weird? Have you changed a lot or not? Are you ever gonna come back here? I shouldn't have been so hasty You were just a little baby, or maybe you weren't I'm not really sure how little brothers work You were the first friend I ever had No one can compare Together we could probably fight a bear, so if you're ever sad/lonely Right here next to you, 'cause that's what big brothers are supposed to do - Whoa! - Kent proceeded to relate his fantastic journey to me.

It was all super good.

But he had also partaken of the food of the underworld, and so he was compelled to return there by dewdrop law.

That's what he said, at least.

Maybe he was having second thoughts about infinite riches, true love, and eternal life.

Or maybe he had just decided that fighting bad guys wasn't really his deal.

But I do know this Free from the Rat King's cursed teeth, that spring, for the first time in many years, the Willow Tree was in bloom.