43. The Comet (第6季)【完整台词】

Without your calming presence and selfless leadership, this situation would have been a hundred times worse.

History will remember you as Ooo's greatest hero.

As always, the voice of reason.

Once again, my saintly nature has compelled me, unthinking, to assume the burdens of others.

But a true justice demands a true accounting.

And truly this is all Bubblegum's fa-aa-aa-ault! Oof! Good Glob! What no-o-o-o-o-w? Looking good, Peps.

Man, this feels kind of good, right? It's like we're building a whole new kingdom from scratch, only without all my beloved citizens this time.

And their dull, pleading chicken eyes.

Maybe the King of Ooo could hold down the fort for a little while.

I mean, what's the worst that could happen? Anyway, I'm gonna get some fresh air.

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What the Why's it so purple outsid What the Why's it so purple outsi What? It's too smoky to see.

Oh! Something's peeking.

Someone's jacking your spaceship! That is my ship! But it looks like it's been modded out.

That much engine power It'll break through the atmosphere before I can do anything to stop it.

Finn and Jake! Yeah! Get that guy! Oof! My Thorn.

I think we should go inside.

Oof! Gunther! What are you doing?! What am I doing? A fog shrouds my true intent even from myself.

There! The catalyst comet.

It all becomes clear.

I am more than Gunther.

Like a mighty chrysalis pushing out of a damp cocoon, I emerge! Jake! You okay? Yeah, man.

Just don't croak out here.

Hey, man, look at Gunther.

Behold! I am Orgalorg! Whoa.

That's pretty.

Looks good, right? Hey, where's Glob? I don't know.

Um, he exploded in space.

Yeah, thought so.

Man, are you still Gunther? 'Cause you seem like you're not.

I'm Orgalorg.

Well, what the heck are you doing, Orgalorg? It was just time to come out again.

Glob K.

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-Ing himself, the arrival of the catalyst comet, and a ship to carry me out of this planet's gravity These are doorways the universe presented to me.

Oh, I know about open-door philosophy.

What's that? You just say yes to stuff all the time? Pretty much.

That seems all right.

It's all yours, if you're willing to take it.

Destroy worlds, crush anyone blocking the door.

Feel their bones crumple and their goo spill out.

I don't like that at all.

He made it ugly.

You can't stop me.

I'm Orgalorg.

I'm pretty sure I can take you, bro.

Not after I absorb the power and knowledge of that comet.

Absorb a triple salchow to your kneecaps.

Oof! - Whoa! - Whoa! - Grab my hand! - Okay.

Shoot.

Hey, stop drifting! I'm not trying to! Ooh! Maybe I can use jet propulsion.

Oh, no, I can't breathe.

Jake, no! Don't worry, man! I'm working out a plan! Freaking bing bong! Jake's gonna fulfill his croak dream after all.

And that dirty umbrella is gonna enslave the universe.

Cram come on.

This is gonna take forever.

Man, I'm gonna croak out here, like a fish in the hands of a child.

Okay, Finn.

Time to make an appeal to greater forces.

Everything's falling into place I'm right where I should be The tides of life all led me here And that's why I'm not scared I know the answer will appear, ple-e-e-ease Hey, spaceman.

Wha dad?! This is so crazy, Finn.

What are you doing out here? Floating to my grave! Hurry up and save me! Can't, buddy.

This baby does what it wants.

Are you kidding me?! No, for real.

Look.

Hey.

Get that guy there! See? I'm just flying random-style.

It's not random! I merged my intention with the universe.

You what? Oh! Wait.

I have an idea.

Really? Here grab on this.

No, it's cool.

You got gloves on.

Oh, yeah.

You all right? Yeah.

Thanks, dad.

Thanks, universe.

Come again? Oh! We got to save Jake! He's out there choking on gas! Like I said, I got no control over this beast.

We're on a journey into mystery, unless I figure out what this bozo responds to.

It's kind of fun, right? See, there's no reason or purpose or what you said Uh, universal intention.

Look around, Finn.

Empty crud.

So empty.

I don't know.

There's some stars and stuff.

You're squeezed so tight, your bottom's gonna fall out.

Put the phone down.

"Put the phone down"? Yeah Whoa! What's going on, huh? Look! The light of the comet.

Ahh.

That's pretty neat.

This moth is so bananas, man.

"Bananas, man.

" "Bananas, man.

" Uh-oh.

What's that? Almost there.

That dude's gonna absorb the comet's mystical power and crush everybody.

Who the heck raises guys like that? You think he had neglectful parents, like you? Or would he have always been a no-good Orgalorg? Oh, Gob Slops! Not Orgalorg! You you you know him? Yeah! What do you think I'm a dumb brick? I don't know Orgalorg? Oh, yeah.

Snaps! He ate the comet! I got to stop him.