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Adventure Time
Come on, grab your friends
We'll go to very distant lands
With Jake the dog and Finn the human
The fun will never end
It's Adventure Time
When we catch that bandit,
I'm gonna be like
Then I'm gonna give him
just a wicked noogie,
then a lecture on
personal responsibility.
Then another noogie, like,
"Get that knowledge in there.
"
Yeah, dude, but it's
getting pretty late.
We might got to catch him tomorrow.
Aww.
What do you think, Finn Sword?
Should we stay out a little longer?
Should we do a sword trick?
Is that a better idea?
No looking.
I bet you can't do
that behind your back.
Like this?
Sword trick!
What a sword trick.
Finn Sword, are you just loving this?
Oh, oh!
I bet you can't do that
and freestyle some bars.
I can do that!
Hyup!
It's the boy
I-I'm a boy
Whoa!
Aah! Finn Sword!
Oh, man.
Dude, we got to call it.
He's got to be around here somewhere.
Finn!
Finn!
See? Is that even an echo?
There's no way to tell.
Uh, swords don't talk.
Come on.
We can find you a new sword.
We do that all the time.
You don't understand.
That sword is like me.
Like a sword me.
I don't think I'm totally scooping
what you're pooping.
I'll make you a new sword
that looks like you.
We got a bun-ton of
arts and crafts stuff
lying around at the house.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's that good-good.
Now kiss.
Mwah!
Pay it in the front,
pay it in the back
Pack that dollar in the dollar sack
They call me badfoot money
when I step in the street
Huh? Someone there?
I must just be nervous.
Probably because I'm carrying around
these succulent money bags.
Got to go get these muchachos in a bank.
Aah! Please, I'm so rich!
Waking up screaming again.
- Jake! Jake!
- Breakup? Lich?
Me dying? You dying? Other breakup?
Growing up? Never growing up?
- Or spiders?
- It was a totally new nightmare.
I was in the woods and And
I was gonna rob this guy.
Aw, that sounds like
a nasty guilt dream.
Here, this'll cheer you up.
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do!
Take a look at this!
Dooooo!
What's this now?
It's a sword just like your old one.
I couldn't get your mouth right.
Sorry.
Thanks, dude.
Yo, Finn!
Hey, Science Cat.
It's time for the daily brawl, remember?
I don't think I can make it today, guys.
But we came all the way here.
This is why Spearbear even owns a watch.
It's fight o'clock, Finn.
It's fight o'clock.
Okay, okay, I'll come down.
Aha!
Yah!
Bye, guys.
Thanks for coming.
Science Cat: Your heart's
not in it, Finn.
He's right, isn't he?
Did I take Finn Sword for granted?
Maybe I take a lot of people in
my life for granted, you know?
Talking to inanimate object.
Get a load of this guy.
Hey, man, you're still up? Yeah.
I'm afraid of having
another scary guilt dream.
Okay then.
Let's stay up.
We can put on some up-tempo music,
and I'll set you up with a
brainy modern video game.
Here you go, buddy.
Have some tea.
Thanks.
This'll be fun.
Like the opposite of a sleepover.
And I'll stay up with
you all night if
Night, dude.
Hmm.
"You kick open the chest.
It's a trap!
You've awakened the Demon Queen!
Fight the Demon Queen!
The Demon Queen cackles
and swats your arrows away"?
Modern games are so intense.
How do I check my stats?
Lady, you can't come in this bank.
My whole job is you can't
come in this bank.
Oh, it is on.
Don't kill me.
I've never known true love.
Oh, my Glob!
I wasn't even asleep that time.
Jake!
I think Finn Sword is trapped
in the village of Spiky People.
- We got to go rescue him.
- What?
Why come you know that?
That sword is me.
He's been sending me psychic Finnmails
of sadness and fear to my Finnbox.
We got to go save him.
It's
really important to me.
Aah!
Do you ever take those off?
Oh, Glob!
What happened to my peaceful world?!
It's Nacho Island Tuesday.
Nacho bros, can you hear me?!
It's Kurt, nacho bros!
- Stop!
- Aah!
A talking sword?
I was keeping it on the DL,
but yeah, I'm Finn Mertens,
a.
k.
a.
Finn Sword,
a.
k.
a.
sick of your non-irie antics.
You can't be using me to rob banks.
Hero use only.
Bandit Princess!
I, Cameron, mayor of Spiky Village,
along with the trustees
of Spiky Village Bank
ask politely that you put our gold
back where you got it
in exchange for a pre-approved home loan
with 0% APR for the first six months,
and APR for the next 30 years.
Monthly processing fees apply.
What do you say?
You know what?
I just spoke to Ruby
G, who owns the bank,
and he said that we can
cut you a bigger break
on that loan.
I mean pfft! Of course, right?
How about we cut you a break, huh?
I'll be cutting and
breaking you, Mr.
Mayor.
Oh, no! I'm toast!
Aah!
OMG, you've ruined my
life, Bandit Princess.
Mine, too.
You've trashed my hero streak.
And I'll keep trashing it
over and over and over
until you can't remember
ever having done a good
deed in your life.
Why would you do that?!
I was born with rabies
and my parents didn't love me
because they both had mono,
so now I do stuff like this.
Call my wife!
This is terrible.
Oh, we're gonna do so many
terrible things together.
It's gonna be hilarious to
watch you cry, Finn Sword.
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