1. Anthony (第1季)【完整台词】

Hi, I'm Melody.

It's nice to meet you.

Let me give you the tour.

So, what do you know about us? Okay, um, Mills Paulson PR.

You've got offices in London and LA and New York.

You cover everything from media training to brand management, career strategy, and specializing in crisis management.

We don't use the word "crisis" we call them "challenges.

" Now, the woman in the Death Star is Caroline.

She's the boss.

If you ever see her smoking inside don't mention it.

And when she sends you out for lunch she wants fresh steamed broccoli and salmon sashimi from Taro.

Make sure you put the chopsticks in the bag.

She won't use them.

But she'll be offended if they're not there.

Eve, this is the new intern, Melody.

Melody, Eve.

Hi, Eve.

Oh, God.

Look at that.

Did you dress yourself? Be nice, pumpkin.

She looks like she's been kidnapped by a murderer and dressed in his mother's clothes.

- (CHUCKLES) - No offence.

Great.

Um Can I get you anything? - Coffee or something? - I'll have a coffee.

She can get her own coffee.

But I do need you to get ahold of the woman who claims to have pictures of Anthony Henderson, and buy them from her.

- I'll email you the details.

- Right.

I'll get on to that right away.

Decaf flat white without milk, please.

Okay.

Should I Do the thing I said.

Ignore her.

Maybe one of those protein bowls.

I missed breakfast.

A fruit bar? (SNAPS FINGERS) The pics, okay.

EVE: Christ.

- How much we paying her? - We're not.

- She's an intern.

- You kidding me.

Nothing? I need one of those at my flat.

Do they come in boy? Six months.

Here for the experience.

No money.

The little Cambodian kids that make your knock-off Hermes make more than that.

How dare you? I only buy handbags made by free-range children.

And we all had to do it.

Well, I didn't because my father plays golf with lots of important people but everyone else does.

So you're on Henderson? News travels fast.

- Have you dealt with him much? - (CHUCKLES) When you say "dealt with" are you asking if I visited the boneyard? I cleaned up his mess with one of the Towies.

We ended up in the back of his estate.

I still got a scar on my forehead from where I hit it repeatedly on his kid's booster seat.

- You're a classy lady, Evie.

- One tries her best.

Okay.

I better go.

The world won't save itself.

Lunch? I'm spending the morning with Conor McGregor.

He's decided he wants to write a children's book about a shy cockerel who gets bullied by all the chickens 'cause he's got the funny thing on his head.

What do you call that? - Comb.

- Comb.

Right.

Anyway, the cock then finds self-respect by taking up mixed martial arts.

I shit you not.

What is the obsession with writing children's books? Surely there's better way to get your kids to love you.

(CHUCKLES SOFTLY) Apparently not.

- It's a date.

- Don't bone him.

No juice? Um, you You didn't ask for a juice.

First impressions count.

ANTHONY: So next up we're gonna knock up a classic Henderson household dish.

This dish, for me, screams, "family dinner.

" It's made with care, it's made with love, and it's easy as pizza pie.

Meaning, you and the missus, get maximum Uh, Robyn, extreme circumstances for a first meeting.

Not for me.

No.

(STUTTERS) Of course not.

Listen, you must think that I I need to know what to expect if this thing drops.

What do you mean? How many other women are gonna be making calls? I I don't Well, maybe in the past, I've been a bit (SIGHS) I'm on the telly.

And that provides opportunity This isn't the Leveson inquiry.

Can we hurry this up, please? - I love my wife.

- How many women, Anthony? (SIGHING) I'm such a fucking idiot.

We're in the process of acquiring damages.

But the truth is, the press have already had a sniff.

So if we want them to drop the bone, we're going to have to give them something better.

What do you mean, "something better?" Something sympathetic.

Illness is always good.

- Anything wrong with any of your kids? - Excuse me? Downs, meningitis, learning difficulties at a push.

No, thank God.

- Cancer? - No! Oh, come on, Anthony, work with me! Wife, brother, sister.

You've seen the ads.

It affects one in three.

Sally's mother died of breast cancer.

But she was eighty-seven, and that's four years ago.

So it's in the family - That's good.

- Is it? Okay.

I'm gonna book her in for a mammogram.

I know a clinic.

It's a private place.

Maybe she found a lump.