1. Anthony (第1季)【完整台词】

- Why? - It'll make you look upset.

(REPORTERS CLAMORING) REPORTER: Anthony, is there anything you can tell us? Well, these are obviously very worrying times.

Uh, immense stress on the family.

These are precautionary Precautionary tests (CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY) All right, darling.

Well, I think it's an excellent idea.

(CHUCKLING) Well, we're always here.

Whatever you need.

Ta-ta.

Apparently some Ukrainian wrestler just called Conor a Gypsy on Insta.

So, thankfully he's decided to put his shy cock to bed for now and focus on hitting men's faces a little while longer.

Celebratory drink.

I'd love to, but I'm destroyed.

Oh, come on, don't be such a baby.

I've got an hour to kill before my date.

- Who do you have a date with? - Melanie? (CHUCKLES) His name's Peter, he's a GP.

His name's Peter, and he's a GP.

- Is he the one who drives an Audi? - Yes.

- Drives an Audi.

- So pleased to see you guys are bonding.

- You sure you can't manage a quick one? - Maybe tomorrow.

Oh, tomorrow, tomorrow.

It's enough to give a girl a complex.

You're the only girl for me, sugar-tits.

I'll go for one.

(LAUGHING) Aw! Bless you.

(CONTINUES LAUGHING) Um Look, I just wanted to say I'm really sorry about - phoning Sally Henderson.

- It's fine.

But in the future, just assume that we're lying to everyone.

Did you get my pills? Yeah.

Oh, God, no.

That's way too much.

Call it wages.

- I don't get any - Keep it.

But if you tell anyone I'll deny it and give you to Eve.

If you're a woman, would you want to have sex with me? I am.

And I do.

Good.

All sorted? He shall live to fuck another day.

Hmm.

Caroline, do you prefer worrying about If this is gonna be a question about existential angst, I'm going to have to stop you there.

The world keeps turning, Robyn.

We just help push.

- Oh, by the way, they found a shadow.

- What? In his wife's breast, from the scan.

They found a shadow.

Thought you'd want to know.

Lucky.

She owes you one.

Ah, my date's here.

She works in accounts.

She's actually straight, but she's the closest I could find.

(TYPING) - (BABY CRYING) - WOMAN: Hey.

Oh, sorry.

He's beautiful.

Or She It It's beautiful.

You can have it if you want.

I haven't slept in three days.

He.

Hmm? He's a he.

(BABY COOING) It's hard to tell if he's happy or Having a poo.

- (BABY CRIES) - Oh, sorry.

Oh, that's all right.

Don't take it personally, I mean I love him and all that (WHISPERING) But Christ, he's boring.

- (CHUCKLES) - And selfish.

I mean All they do is eat, shit, cry.

- Eat, shit, cry.

- I had an ex like that.

(IN PLAYFUL VOICE) Mummy's losing her mind, isn't she? Yes, she is.

(IN NORMAL VOICE) See? Nothing.

- Where's the father? - Work.

(WHISPERING) Lucky bastard.

I have a master's in criminal psychology and the sum total of my conversation in the last four days has been shushing, cooing, begging.

I went I went out.

Left the house with my jumper on inside out and back to front this morning and when I noticed I didn't even bother to change it.

I mean, less than a year ago, I dropped a grand on a Burberry trench coat.

How was your day? My mother committed suicide a year ago today.

She jumped off the Brooklyn Bridge.

Well, this is awkward.

(BOTH CHUCKLING) Hey, I'm so I'm so sorry about your mum.

It's okay, she was nuts.

My sister and I moved here to get away from her.

To be honest, part of you goes, "Well, it happened, "so, now, I don't need to worry about it happening anymore.

" Mmm, yeah, I get that.

The real problem is the dread.

I feel like now she's gone I'll take her place.

It's like Looking at your reflection in a dirty pond.

Hmm.

- Can I ask you a question? - Yeah.

Are you happy? (INHALES) I don't know.

Um I don't know.

I'm just really tired.

Me too.

Hmm.

(INDISTINCT CHATTERING) SAM: You are a filthy, filthy man.

Mmm.

No.

Shit.

Enough.

I'm sorry.

I got to go now.