1. Anthony (第1季)【完整台词】

Someone more interesting has turned up.

- Yeah.

Ravi says hi.

- Hi, Ravi.

All right, man.

I got to go.

Later.

Shit.

I'm sorry.

I I can explain.

It's fine.

You don't have to.

- I know I'm not meant to be smoking.

- Babe, it's fine.

How's Ravi? He's a terrible, terrible man.

Met this girl at the gym that he's trying to get with, right? And so he sends her a picture of his dick, as you do.

But instead of sending it to her, he sends it to his estate agent who is a dude.

- Christ.

- Yeah.

And then he tries to start the whole thing out by sending another message saying his phone had been stolen, but he sent it from the same phone.

This guy's an absolute fricking car-crash.

(LAUGHS) Man, dick pics.

Whoever thinks those are a good idea? It just looks like a selfie taken by an angry sock puppet.

Enough about Ravi's dick, already.

- How you doing? - (SIGHS) Missed you last night.

How's Ruth? This morning all go okay? It went.

I did try calling you a couple of times.

Yeah, I know.

There was a crisis at work.

When is there not? How was your day? Not good.

Fifteen-year-old girl thought it would be a good idea to throw herself under a train.

They brought her in, absolute mess.

Looked like a Mr.

Potato Head that had been put together wrong.

Then her parents turned up.

Pretty shitty.

Hence the, uh (CELL PHONE BEEPS) Okay, you win.

Baby, I hate to do this to you after such a stressful day, but apparently your fertile window is closing.

- I'd like to get in there.

- (CHUCKLES) Do you find that weird that you have an app that tracks my womb? - Do you? - Mmm.

Can I just grab a quick shower first and wash the day off? Of course.

Sure you're okay, Rob? Peachy.

- (KNOB TURNS) - (WATER RUNNING) (SNORTING) (EXHALES) (CLATTERING) SAM: You all right in there? Yeah.

Just dropped my toothbrush.