2. Summer (第1季)【完整台词】

1 (SNORTING) (UPBEAT TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING) (WOMAN LAUGHING) (CHEERING) (DISTORTED) Hello.

He fuckin' pushed me! (GLASS CLINKING) (GROWLING SOUND) (GLASS CLINKING) (TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING LOUDER) (SNIFFING) (MUFFLED MUSIC) (MUSIC BECOMES CLEARER) (DISTORTED) Robyn.

(PHONE VIBRATING) (TECHNO MUSIC SLOWLY STOPS) (PHONE VIBRATING) WOMAN: Robyn? Robyn, I think that's your phone.

(PHONE VIBRATING) Oh, shoot.

(STUTTERS) Uh, if I can just get that threshold and stop, I I (PHONE CONTINUES VIBRATING) (CLEARS THROAT) (KEYS JANGLING) (PHONE VIBRATES AND STOPS) Uh Yeah.

But, of course, I wouldn't stop.

I'm not sure what triggered it, honestly, some times I feel like I can see it coming, but some times it It's just It's there.

And it takes you by surprise.

So, yeah, we had this fight and I can't really remember what it was about.

Uh Me being an idiot again, probably.

(PHONE VIBRATING) I'm sorry.

(VIBRATING STOPS) It's off.

You being an idiot? Yeah.

Right.

So, the next thing I know, I'm in the disabled toilets, hitting the nose bag and getting a handjob off one of the male waiters.

And the sense of of Uber for Robyn.

Yup.

Thank you.

Bye.

Hi.

Hey, Rob.

You're late.

(DISTANT TV PLAYING) You went to a meeting? Mmm-hmm.

For real? Baby, that is Fantastic.

Come.

Don't make a thing of it.

Guys, wine's away, diet cokes all around.

Oh.

Well, we're doing this again, are we? Oh What? I'm kidding.

Its great news.

Great news, Rob.

- Diet coke it is.

- That's sweet but just cause I'm a fuck-up, doesn't have to ruin everyone else's night.

Well, we're here to support you.

Right? Yeah, just tell us whatever you need, sis.

I need you to stop treating me like a Make-A-Wish kid and have a drink.

I'm NA, not AA.

It's fine.

You sure? Yes! Well, thank Christ for that.

I haven't had dinner, sober since the '90s.

Really proud of you.

Oh no, no, go ahead, serve yourself, babe.

We're good.

I'm just making sure its (SNIFFS) Not corked.

(BREATHING DEEPLY) (LAUGHING) To be honest, it's kind of strange at first but then, it's liberating.

Like the first time you wear a swimming cap.

God, but all of it? It just seems so exposing! I mean, God, let's not forget, I have pushed two babies out of that bad boy.

I think you should try it.

You do not get a say in the grooming of my snooch.

- Snooch? - Yes, Sam, my snooch! Do you have a problem with that? I do not have a problem with your snooch.

(SNICKERING) Excuse me, my wife's mins you're talking about.

Hmm Tell you what.

I will shave mine if you shave yours.

- Deal.

- No! No, no, porn stars do it all the time.

Don't tell me, you've never shaved your balls.

No, but you are one hairy motherfucker though, man.

Oh, my God, you're right.

Where would he start? It'll be like when you shave a square off a dog for an operation.

What if I stop at the knees and the nipples? I'm serious! Just here to here.

Completely hairless.

Just zip! - I'm gonna be okay.

- Plus.

It makes your dick look bigger, apparently.

So, who will be the one laughing then? I'm pretty sure it'll still be us, mate.

(PHONE VIBRATING) Hon, you sure you want another? Well, that is you told.

That it is.

Right.

I am gonna go for a smoke.

- Oh no, you're not.

- Yes, I am.

I'm gonna join you.

Wedded bliss.

Didn't know he was smoking again.

Yeah.

That's an exciting new development.

Hey, Robyn! Come on, watching people getting slowly drunk is like being Stevie Wonder in a fireworks display.

I'm going for him, not me.

As long as he's happy.

Public relations.

(PHONE VIBRATING) Hello? When the phone rings, you answer.

I'm sorry, I just I don't care if you be in a car crash, both your arms are broken, and you've got a mouth full of shattered teeth, you spit them out, get someone else to hold the phone, and you murr me a gummy response.

- That clear? - That's pretty clear.

Summer Bolton has been dropped by her record label.

Round table.

9:00 am.

Yup.

One of the mothers at Kelly's school once got it all waxed and she said, it made her moo like a cow.

Literally.

She was on all fours and she mooed like poked cow.

(INDISTINCT MUSIC PLAYING) Mmm-hmm.

EVE: Oh, God, no.

Working hard I see.

(SLURPING NOISES ON VIDEO) Is that the guy from Dragon's Den? What the hell is he doing? He wants to get on I Miss Celebs.

He sent me an audition tape of him eating things.

He's already eaten three earthworms, a chicken scat strip and now, he's going for the sheep's testicle.

BOTH: Ooh! Tough little bugger those are.

Oh God! (LAUGHING) It's like a meat cream egg.

Don't they have everyone in place for this year? Yeah, yeah.

Weeks ago.