Morning.
Morning.
Morning? Oh my God, Joe, get up! Get up! You were supposed to be out of here hours ago.
You promised me that after we did the deed you'd be on your merry way.
I was.
Get dressed.
We've got to get you out of here before Dr.
Crane gets up.
Oh, no.
I smell coffee.
They're already up! Now don't worry.
I'll just lay low until the two of them Oh my God, it's nine o'clock.
I'm a half-hour late for work.
Just give me a minute.
I'll get rid of them.
Where's my underwear? Eddie, get back here! Good morning.
Maybe for you.
I just spent five minutes trying to button these pants.
That stupid dryer shrunk another pair on me.
Dad.
Before you blame the dryer, have you ever considered stepping on the old bathroom scales? Oh, what's the point? That thing's been ten pounds off for weeks.
Daphne? Good morning, Dr.
Crane.
Sorry I overslept.
Well, time we all got our day started.
I'll just clear these dishes away.
Wait, I wasn't finished with that yet.
Whoops.
Sorry about that.
Daphne, I wasn't quite finished with that toast either.
Oh, now, we can't have you running off to your squash game on a full stomach.
Yes ?how many championship matches have been marred by the heartbreak of toast cramp? Don't you have that Doctor's appointment? Yes, but it's not for 20 minutes yet.
What's going on here? Why are you giving us the bum's rush? Bum's rush! Oh, I just love the American vernacular.
So cute.
So quick.
So long! Better get my wallet first.
Damn pants! You know ? you spend fifteen dollars on a good pair of pants - you expect them to be shrink resistant.
Well, Dad, when you pay that kind of money what you're really paying for is the designer name! Gotta go.
I'm so late.
Oh hurry, hurry, hurry! I'll call you tonight.
OK.
Bye.
OH.
.
GOD OH.
.
GOD Oh! Hello Joe.
Hi Dr.
Crane.
I just came by to give Daphne a kiss.
And drop off these shoes.
Here! Oh, thank you.
Well.
Can anyone think of anything to make this moment a bit more awkward than it already is? Thank you, Eddie! THEY'RE PLAYING DO-SI-DO, BUT NOT FOR ME Oh.
.
Thank you very much Isn't that Dirk and Gabby Bindercott? Friends of yours? Mmm.
Filthy rich.
Timber money.
In their case it really does grow on trees! Dirk! Gabby! Oh, Dirk? Hello, Niles.
Dirk Bindercott ?my brother Dr.
Frasier Crane.
Ah ?I've heard your program.
Well ?I've seen your wife.
So Niles ?I suppose I'll see you at the benefit on Sunday.
I know Maris is coming.
Yes, Sunday.
Which benefit is Sunday? I have so many benefits on Sunday.
The ho-down for the homeless.
You were invited? The ho-down? Yippee-kai-yes! Must be Gabby.
Certainly sounds like her.
See you Sunday.
Yes.
Till Sunday.
I wasn't invited.
Niles, it's one party.
Yes, but when you're off the A-list for one party you're off for all of them.
From now on I'll be relegated to B-list charity events.
Grubby little theatre companies and last year's diseases.
This often happens in these cases when two people separate ? their friends choose one spouse over the other.
Surely they chose Maris because she's better connected and has more money than you do.
Exactly which part of that was meant to ease my pain? Niles, I just think you're overreacting.
Oh wait, wait.
I know what happened.
My invitation just got lost in the mail.
No ?it's not so far fetched.
It could have been missorted or a stamp could have fallen off or it could have been stolen by my mail carrier.
Ho-downs are catnip to postal workers! Well I'd ask you to explain that but then you would! I'm going to check with the post office.
You know ? I heard a story on the news the other day about a man who bought a piano at auction and when he went to tune it he found a 40-year-old unmailed letter under the sounding board.
Perhaps we should contact Feronte and Tisha (sp.
??) ?see if they have your invitation? Poke fun now.
We'll see who feels foolish this Sunday when I'm sipping champagne atop a mechanical bull! Cappuccino, please.
Roz, I want to get your take on something.
What? Well.
Daphne and Joe are having sex in my apartment and it leaves me in a rather awkward position.
Doing what? Bending over to look through the keyhole? Oh Frasier, come on, what is the big deal? Well, let's just say that I'm sitting there listening to music, reading a book and Daphne and Joe are "back there.
" So? Well, it just makes me uncomfortable.
I'm going to ask Daphne not to sleep with Joe in the house anymore.
Is that too? Amish? I was going to say selfish! Oh, let's see.
Please Daphne ?don't have sex.
It disturbs my reading! No, that's not too selfish.
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