Well, listeners, flu season is upon us again.
As is customary, KACL is offering its employees and their families free flu shots.
Now, in order to show the importance of getting a flu shot, I am going to put aside my lifelong fear of needles and be inoculated right here over the air when we come back.
I've been sitting out here a half an hour.
I got places to go.
Well, Dr Claman is on his way, Dad.
Frasier, are you really afraid of needles? Not really.
I just say that to encourage people that are.
Well, they can use the help.
You know, those needles they use are about this long, - and if it hits a nerve when it's going - Stop it, Roz.
Shots are perfectly harmless.
You got nothing to worry about.
Oh, sure, you hear the occasional story about someone getting an air bubble in their vein or the needle getting stuck in a bone and the tip breaking off, but that's the exception.
Oh, that's it.
We're out of here.
But what about my flu shot? I always get a flu shot.
You're not getting one today.
You told me you'd drop me off at McGinty's.
Now, I told Duke I'd meet him at 5:00 sharp, and he pouts if I'm not there on time.
Sits there with his bottom lip stuck out and eats all the Brazil nuts out of the bowl because he knows I like them.
So come on, let's go.
It's nice to know men in bars still settle their disputes the old-fashioned way.
- Dr Crane.
- Oh, Dr Claman.
Sorry I'm late.
My last patient was a bleeder.
Oh.
- Fifteen seconds.
- Where are my manners? Perhaps Perhaps you should get inoculated first.
I already had my shot, but I could sure use a check-up.
- You're on.
- Oh, right.
All right, folks.
Uh, we're back, um.
Joining us for this last minute of our show is Dr Morris Claman, who is going to give me my, my flu shot.
But you know, what's the rush? Perhaps we'd be interested in finding out what strains of flu you've isolated this year.
Primarily Singapore, Rangoon and Malayan.
Would you roll up your sleeve? And how do you suppose they travelled here? No idea.
Roll up your sleeve.
Could it have been a careless tourist? A, a baggage handler? A tainted wok? Dr Crane, we're almost out of time.
You do wanna get that shot, don't you? Yes, yes.
All right.
First, I'm just gonna swab the area with a little alcohol, and then I'm gonna give you the shot.
There, that's done.
Really? Well, that didn't hurt at all.
This is the newly immunised Dr Frasier Crane signing off.
No, no, that was just the alcohol.
This is the needle.
[SCREAMS] [CHATTER] NILES: Ah! Well, you're late.
All the tables are taken.
No, there's one right there.
Dibs on that table.
Roz, Niles was here first.
No, but I'm meeting someone.
Please, guys? Oh, who is it? Another one of your till-dawn-do-us-part relationships? No, twerp.
This is a guy who I think really has a chance.
I can sense a lot of chemistry between us.
- Morris! - Hi.
Dear God! When did you two even get out of my sight? You blacked out for 30 seconds after he gave you the shot.
Well, no one is budging.
We could be here forever.
Well, Niles, I suppose we could share a table.
There's a couple of seats available there.
Oh, good Lord.
We can't sit with strange women.
Why not? We married strange women.
It's I know.
- Really, I'm not in the mood.
- You know, just try to relax.
Do you good to do something spontaneous for a change.
Yeah, I just I just I wouldn't know what to say.
- And besides, I'm a married man.
- Oh, Niles, please.
When will you get rid of that tired old excuse, your off-again, off-again relationship with Maris? Come on.
Hello, ladies.
Excuse me.
Would you mind terribly if we joined you until another table opens up? Oh, please do.
Oh, thank you so much.
That's very kind.
I'm Frasier, and this gentleman dusting for fingerprints is my brother, Niles.
I'm Laura, and this is Beth.
- Hello.
- Nice to meet you.
Laura.
Niles.
Beth.
Niles.
What do you two ladies do? Oh, you don't wanna hear about it.
- Well - Why don't we? Oh, it's just boring.
To the guys, anyway.
Their eyes just glaze over when the subject comes up.
Oh, come on, come on.
We're not your average bozos off the street.
Why don't you try us.
We design kitchens.
On the contrary, I am always ready to debate the merits of downdraught cooktops and ceramic-tile backsplashes.
Whoa.
Whose little boy are you? Ha! As in just the mention of a double-bowl stainless-steel sink with integral drainboards makes me hum like a subzero freezer.
You know, I think the key to a good kitchen is comfort.
Well, that's a whole current trend, a living-room feel in the kitchen.
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