Oh, did I mention, two members of my fear-of-commitment group have announced they're getting married.
Oh, congratulations.
There's a downside, though.
They're New Age types.
The wedding is to be held in the woods.
- So? - I need a date.
You know how the women in my crowd tend to droop outdoors.
Yes, well, Niles, there are all different sorts of women in the world, you know.
Perhaps if you'd tiptoe beyond the fringes of your precious circle, cast a wider net.
Frasier, that woman by the side of the road spearing trash Not that wide.
No, no, no, it's Roz.
My God, it is.
If she realizes we've recognized her, she'll be utterly humiliated.
Oh, Roz? Oh, my God.
You're not seeing me.
Go away.
Roz, what on earth are you doing here? Just let me in.
- Wait, I'll spread papers.
- Oh, yes.
FRASIER: Thank you, Niles.
All right.
Okay, let's go.
What? What do you mean "let's go"? L I can't do that.
I don't even know why you're here.
About a month ago, I got stopped doing 60 in a 30-mile-an-hour zone.
It was either a huge fine or community service.
So here I am, and it's a nightmare.
Breathing exhaust fumes, using a spatula to scrape up roadkill.
Well, at least just look on the bright side.
You're outdoors.
You can enjoy nature.
- You're beautifying our highways - Frasier, I found an ear.
Was there no other service you could've performed? The only other option was visiting old people in a retirement home.
And you chose this? Think about it: Walking the streets, picking up trash You can see how Roz would go with the familiar.
Niles.
Old people just make me uncomfortable.
Roz, have you ever considered that your discomfort around the elderly may stem from your own fear of growing old? Wow! Do you think? Oh, my God.
- What? - It's my supervisor.
Hit the gas.
- I can't.
It might be illegal.
- Move or your brother gets it.
- Absolutely not.
- All right, the headrest.
Off we go.
[GRUNTING] Oh, well, Dad, doing your exercises.
Very good.
DAPHNE: Just a little farther.
There you go.
Congratulations, Mr Crane.
You finally got your knee past your rib cage.
It's no big deal.
Well, it's more than Lilith could accomplish in five years of marriage.
You know, it's so gratifying to see your father make these little improvements.
It's days like this when I'm glad I took this position.
We're all glad you took this position.
You know, Daphne, I must say, there are some times I envy you.
Here you go, Niles.
You know, I'll just say that it's always gratifying to see some reward for your efforts.
Lately, that's something I've been lacking in my own work.
NILES: How so? - Oh, well, you know, back in private practice I could spend months, even years with a patient, see the fruits of my labour.
Now, somebody calls in, I give my advice and never know how things work out.
I simply release my humble words in the airwaves, and then they're gone forever, vanished.
So like my Tiffany cuff links.
I'd hoped to wear them to my New Age wedding.
They've disappeared.
So you know my pain.
Well, I'm not really dissatisfied.
It's just that Well, Daphne, you know, you get to see your progress with Dad.
Niles, you have the upcoming marriage of your commitment-phobics.
Oh, come on.
You help people all the time.
- You helped me just the other day.
- How? Well, I was worried because Eddie had lost his appetite, and you remember what you said? If I remember rightly, I said, "Well, why don't you just give him some of my truffle foie gras.
" Right.
I was being funny.
Oh.
Yeah, well, I knew that.
That just cheered me right up.
Come on, Eddie.
- Excuse me, Bulldog.
- What's up, doc? Listen, have you seen Roz? She's late.
My show goes on in 30 seconds.
You know what? I'd dump her.
A little extreme, don't you think? I fire everybody once a year.
Housekeepers, personal trainers.
Cut them off before they start copping an attitude.
Oh, oh, doctors are the worst of all.
You pick up the same disease three or four times, they start lecturing you like it's your fault.
You want a bite? Not if you skipped it to me across a pool of disinfectant.
Hello, Seattle.
Good afternoon.
This is Dr Frasier Crane.
Today we're gonna do things just a little bit different.
For the past four years now, I've been taking your calls and giving advice.
And I was thinking, perhaps our listeners wonder how things have turned out.
I know I do.
So today I invite those of you who've called in in the past to give us a holler, and we can catch up on how things have worked out for you.
All our lines are open.
Come on.
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