SHERRY: Morning, sunshine.
FRASIER: Morning, Sherry.
- Coffee's on.
Want a cuppa? FRASIER: No, thank you.
Caffeine only weakens the immune system.
I'm fighting off a flu.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Let me get you some breakfast.
- That's really not necessary.
SHERRY: No.
You'll feel much better once you've had my scrambled-egg tacos and Spam patties.
In keeping with the trusty adage: "Starve a cold, disgust a fever.
" - Tea and dry toast? - Oh, bless you.
- Oh, honey, I was using that.
- Oh, sorry.
Well, no problem.
Listen, why don't you just relax.
I'll clean up later.
You know, not to criticize, but I usually serve Mr Crane whole-grain cereal for breakfast.
- I try to avoid giving him fried foods.
- Oh, Marty loves fried foods.
Yes, well, just because he likes something doesn't mean it's good for him.
True.
But just because something's good for him doesn't mean that he has to be stuck with it day after day.
Oh, looks like it's gonna be another scorcher.
Mm-hm.
Radio said high 90s.
- Yes, it's hot.
- Yeah.
Well, I guess there'll be some more brownouts.
Hate to think what it's gonna do to the crops.
- Dad, please, I'm trying to read.
- Oh, sure.
Sorry.
Yeah.
Oh, double homicide last night.
Yeah, with this heat wave, though, I'm not surprised.
Yeah, wonder what started that.
Perhaps someone wouldn't stop talking about the weather.
Hey, you might be right.
It's a real scorcher out there.
- Morning, handsome.
MARTIN: Oh, hey, hey.
Did I say that before? Before and after.
Please, would you two spare me the single entendre this morning? I'm trying to avoid getting sick.
Well, there's nothing like one of mama's big biscuits if you're fighting something off.
Yes.
I'm sure with good aim, it could bring down an elk.
- How about you, sweetie? - Just half of one for me.
Oh, come on.
It wouldn't hurt you to put on a few pounds.
Men like to see a little oomph in your walk-away.
Yeah, you ought to see them smile when Sherry leaves the room.
I can imagine.
Now, you're so pretty.
I don't understand why men aren't just buzzing around you.
Frasier? You're not seeing anybody.
Here you are, under the same roof, both cute as corn.
- Why don't you? FRASIER: Just stop right there.
I'm trying to have a peaceful morning.
I do not want to be put on the spot, and I do not want to eat some bizarre concoction, and I do not want to discuss the weather.
I just wanna try to conserve energy, sit here and enjoy my paper.
Sure, Fras.
[MOUTHING] ROZ: You idiot! I'm gonna break every bone in your fat little body! BULLDOG: If you weren't a girl, and I didn't like this, I'd be pounding you.
Bup, bup, bup! Not another word! - But he - But! I don't care who did what to whom or in what disgusting manner.
As we speak, hordes of viral Visigoths are hurtling themselves over the battlements of my immune system, laying waste to my Oh, dear God, do you see how weak I am? I can't even finish a simple Visigoth metaphor.
If you get sick, don't go sneezing on everything.
The last time the Happy Chef had a cold, I was picking lettuce off the mike for a week.
- You will not believe what - Roz, I meant what I said.
I simply cannot deal with other people's problems today.
Well, good news for Mark on line three, whose wife is keeping a pumpkin in a bassinet.
Hey, I know what'll make you feel better.
My friend Lisa's having a singles' party.
I'm supposed to bring someone I'm not interested in, but who's a really good catch.
I need my rest.
Even if I didn't, I do not wanna be poked and prodded by a bunch of desperate alcohol-lubricated husband-hunters.
Oh, come on.
It'll be fun.
- Cheryl from sales was asking.
- Cheryl? The one who, at the last company wedding, hip-checked you into the ice sculpture in a headlong rush to catch the bouquet? That is not what happened.
She thought the bartender said, "Last call.
" Look, Roz, I'm not gonna fight anymore, but I want you to know you said a lot of things that really hurt my feelings.
Fun is fun, but I'm not made of stone.
So I want you to know, as of this moment, we work together, but we are no longer friends.
- Wanna go to a party tonight? - I'm there.
DAPHNE: Ready to do your exercises? - No, in a minute.
- Just a couple more hands.
- You said that half an hour ago.
I must be a bad influence.
Yeah, next thing you know, you'll have me smoking behind the gym.
I'm sorry, but it's for your own good.
I want you down on your back in two minutes and no arguments.
Sounds a lot better when you say it.
[PHONE RINGS] Hello.
Speaking.
Oh, she did, did she? Well, Sherry was mistaken.
I don't go out with people I've never met.
Thank you anyway.
I can't believe it.
You gave my number to a total stranger! I thought it'd be a nice surprise.
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