Tricia, I am so very sorry.
Have you been waiting long? We were supposed to meet at noon, and it's now quarter to one.
The most extraordinary thing happened.
At least I'll get a colourful anecdote out ofthis.
- My watch stopped.
- I've got to go.
That is extraordinary.
It's a Swiss timepiece.
It only loses a minute per decade.
And you've had it for what, 450 years? I have an appointment at one.
Please, let me have another chance.
I'd love to get to know you better.
I suppose even Swiss watches sometimes stop.
You'd be amazed how much fondue gets overcooked that way.
How about lunch tomorrow at Le Petit Bistro? He'll give us the best table in the house.
Please? OK.
I'll meet you there at one.
- That's when the little hand is - Yes, I know.
- See you then.
- OK.
Frasier.
Thank God you have room.
I just spent ten stupefying minutes sharing a table with a taxidermist.
He doesn't have to stuff his trophies.
He can just bore them stiff.
Who was that woman? A young lady I met at the opera last night.
It was remarkable.
Our hands touched, there was a spark.
After ten minutes, I knew I had to know her better.
- Ever experience that sort of thing? - I do know a thing or two about it.
Excuse me.
Can I have the non-fat cappuccino, please? What am I to deduce, that you've recently gotten lucky? Yes, and she lives in your building.
Five floors down.
Allison Landis.
You sneak.
I don't even know the woman.
How did you two meet? On the elevator.
I walked her to her car where she'd locked her keys inside.
- I saved the day.
- You got them out with a coat hanger? I called the auto club.
Where would I find a coat hanger? She invited me for lunch, we hit it off.
The next night I took her to dinner.
One thing led to another and soon there was no further need for words.
Except for your frantically-babbled "thank yous".
I'm seeing her tonight, so you'll understand if I'm drained tomorrow at our squash game.
My love-making can get athletic.
More than can be said for your squash game.
I've been away from the seduction scene so long I was worried I'd lost my technique.
Were those fears ever groundless.
It's like French.
You can go without speaking it for years and then a few hours on the boulevard d'amour, then you - Where are you going? - To sit with the taxidermist.
I can't believe this has happened twice.
- You had car trouble.
- Maybe she's still at Le Petit Bistro.
She isn't.
Ifyou're talking about someone named Tricia, she called to say she was leaving.
She said you were right about the table.
Itwas a beautiful table and she wished you were laid out dead on top of it.
It's her machine.
Hello, Tricia, it's Frasier.
I'm terribly sorry but my car battery went dead at a light and I didn't have my cell phone.
I couldn't go to the restaurant because I was wearing ridiculous shorts.
I know how this sounds but it's the truth.
Here, ask my brother.
They're ridiculous shorts.
Anyway, please give me one more chance.
I'll go anywhere, anytime.
Just give me a call.
Please.
May I have the phone? I had such high hopes for this young woman.
Now I've gone and blown it twice.
Whom are you calling? Allison.
It's been hours since we spoke.
Hello, there.
How are you feeling? Me, too.
Yeah, me too Take it in my bedroom.
You're making the dog twitch.
You'll be so excited when you hear what I got planned foryour birthday.
- I didn'twant anyfuss this year.
- Get ready to change your mind cos I scored tickets Friday night to the best show in town.
Chimps On Ice.
Oh, my.
I know this doesn't sound like your cup of tea, but Duke saw it last week and he busted a gut.
And mind you, he even saw it with the understudy.
Dad, I really don't feel like going out on my birthday this year.
- Are you sure? - Actually, I'd made plans.
I was going to watch television.
There's a new production of Cosi fan tutte.
No wonder, then.
You're missing a treat.
Duke said at the finale the cast skates to the top of a ramp and then splat! Right into a tank ofwhipped cream.
Bet they don't do that at your opera.
No, and Mozart's still kicking himself.
Come on, boy.
Frasier, are you familiar with the Safari Club? Of course.
Their yearly expeditions are remarkable.
They're legendary.
Last year they made camp at the base of Mount Everest, then had their servants climb it while they held a wine-tasting.
- Why are you telling me this? - Because Allison is a member.
This Friday they're having a reception at her place and we're invited.
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