We have Tom on the phone from Woodinville.
Hello, Tom.
I'm listening.
TOM [OVER PHONE]: I thought I'd never get through.
I have a problem and I don't know what to do.
I'm supposed to get married soon but I'm having second thoughts.
- You think it's just cold feet, or what? - All right, Tom, just calm down.
Let's work through this thing together, you and I.
Are you in love with this girl? TOM: Of course, yes.
I think.
Now, remember, Tom, this is the person with whom you'll be spending the rest of your life.
- That is a long time.
TOM: It is, isn't it? Ah, yes.
Getting married is probably the biggest decision you will make in your life.
It requires time, temperance and thought.
[ORGAN PLAYING "WEDDING MARCH" OVER PHONE] - Tom, what's that music? TOM: Sorry, there's no time to talk.
- I have to tell Monica the bad news.
- Wait, wait, wait, Tom, no.
[DIAL TONE HUMS] Oh, dear.
Well, if anyone out there happens to know Monica, just tell her to call in on Monday, I'll move her right to the head of the line.
Meanwhile, this is Dr.
Frasier Crane, saying good day and good mental health.
[SIGHS] - Please, Roz.
- No way.
Come on, I wouldn't be asking if it wasn't an emergency.
- Is everything okay? - Yeah, fine, good.
Everything's good.
I'm supposed to stop on the way home and pick up some new underthings for my wife.
- So? - "So"? Every time I'm in one of those places, I start thinking about You know.
Man-and-wife stuff.
I turn all red, I start to sweat, I hyperventilate.
Try getting somebody to wait on you when you look like that.
Well, sorry, Kenny, but I am not going to Victoria's Secret for you.
Victoria's Secret? Whoa, whoa, Rockefeller.
I'm talking Kmart.
- No.
- Before you say no, let me remind you - that employee-evaluation season's - Kenny.
Roz Doyle is no gofer.
She is a producer, and if she should earn a promotion, which she richly deserves, it'll be based upon her merits as a producer.
Fine.
I'll go myself.
Why do they have to make those mannequins so damn sexy? - Dr.
Crane? - Yes? - Your cake's ready.
- Oh, splendid.
Well, let's just have a look here.
Hmm.
"Congrats.
" It's supposed to say "Congratulations, Dad.
" There wasn't room.
People have written the Declaration of Independence on a grain of rice.
Not with frosting.
Listen, my father's starting a new job this evening.
This is to show him how proud we are, how much we care, and that we believe in him, all right? It has to be special.
If it was so special, how come you ordered the smallest one? We're also having ice cream, if you must know.
Fine.
You can pick it up in half an hour.
Thank you.
Oh, wait, I haven't got half an hour to Roz? - You want me to pick up the cake? - Oh, bless you.
Oh, and could you pick up some ice cream on your way over too? That's a love.
Bye.
[FOOTSTEPS] [DOOR OPENS] DAPHNE: Hello, honey.
Heh-heh.
NILES: Mm.
- I have a surprise for you.
- I have a surprise for you too.
[DAPHNE CHUCKLING] Oh, my God.
Tickets to the Billy Joel concert.
Tickets to the Mongolian Music Festival? That's four solid hours of throat-singing.
Oh-ho.
How in the world did you did you get these? Oh, well, I know a guy who knows a guy, who has a friend who was able to pull a few strings.
- How did you get these? - I called the box office.
- Oh, thank you so much.
- No, no, thank you.
- When is it? Ha-ha-ha.
- When is it? Ah.
[IN UNISON] Tonight.
DAPHNE: Ooh.
NILES: Oh.
Well So, um, which one shall we attend? Well, it's always been a dream of mine to see Billy Joel live.
Yes.
But has it been a lifelong dream like my dream of seeing Mongolian throat-singers? Yes, but didn't we just do a you-thing last week when we went to the opera? - Yes.
- Mm-hm.
But you're forgetting the next night we rented Mrs.
Doubtfire, which was definitely a you-movie.
Except they didn't have it, so we rented Tampopo, which I believe we found in the you-section.
And we listened to NPR on the way there and on the way back.
Don't think I didn't notice that.
All right, perhaps I have been a bit piggish lately.
We'll see Billy Joel.
But I am not going in any mosh pit.
Okay.
Ha, ha.
Wow, look at you, Mr.
Security Guard.
Yes, beware criminals.
Martin Crane is back on the streets.
Yeah.
Actually, Martin Crane is sitting on his butt in a fancy lobby - staring at a bunch of monitors.
NILES: Oh.
[NILES AND DAPHNE LAUGHING] - Daph, are any of these navy blue? - Here, I can help you with that, Dad.
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