Welcome back, Seattle.
Thank you for joining us in celebrating this, our 2000th show.
- Hard to believe, isn't it, Roz? - No, that feels just about right.
Ah, yes, well, what a festive day this is.
No stop has been unpulled.
I would like to take this opportunity to acknowledge the anniversary luncheon spread provided by our friends at Señor José Phong, home of the sweet and sour taco.
And don't forget, a little later, we'll have Microsoft Chairman Bill Gates live in studio to congratulate me on my 2000th show.
Apparently, I hear through the grapevine, he is a big fan.
[LAUGHS] Roz, what do we have next? It's time for another blooper.
Oh, well, I believe we're up to number four as voted by you, the listeners.
Here's what happened when a certain producer didn't realise her microphone was on during the show.
[LAUGHS] ROZ [ON RADIO]: Now what the **** is this? You call this a ******* paycheque? How the **** am I supposed to live on this ****? I'm gonna have a little word with that ***damn station manager walking around here like he owns the mother****ing place.
I can't believe that wasn't voted number one.
Oh, ha, ladies and gentlemen, it's our station manager, KACL's own Kenny Daly.
Ha, ha.
Listen, doc, I got a special someone out there who'd like to say hello.
By all means, let's bring him in, Kenny.
Ladies and gentlemen, our special guest has finally arrived.
Please welcome [BARKS] [AIRHORN BLOWS] - Bulldog? - Great to see you, doc.
Hey, Roz.
FRASIER: Well, ladies and gentlemen, it's our old friend and former colleague, Bob "Bulldog" Briscoe.
Thanks for coming to celebrate my 2000th show.
Yeah, yeah, congrats.
Didn't think you'd last two weeks.
Listen up, sports fans, Bulldog here.
I know what you're all thinking: Bulldog's been gone too long.
How can you get me back on the air? Okay, listen up.
You send your cards and letters of support to Kenny Daly, KACL Hold on, hold on, Bulldog! Our special guest has arrived.
- P.
O.
Box 451, Seattle - Bulldog! Would you and your noisemaker please wait in Roz's booth? - This is an air horn, doc.
- Yes, I was referring to that flapping hole above your chin.
Now get out! Ladies and gentlemen, let's please welcome Microsoft Chairman, Bill Gates.
Ha, ha.
Good to see you, sir.
- Sorry I was late.
- Oh, that's all right.
- I was just talking to an old friend.
- Yes, ha, ha.
Well, I've I've got so many questions to ask you.
Uh, why don't we just dive right in? I've been wondering, when did you first become a fan of my show? Excuse me.
Warren from Kirkland is on Line 2.
Ye Yes, Roz.
I won't be taking any calls until after Mr.
Gates has left.
- Actually, it's for Mr.
Gates.
FRASIER: Well, um Go ahead, caller.
You're on with Mister Bill Gates.
WARREN [ON PHONE]: Yeah, hi, Mr.
Gates.
I bought your new Windows XP programme, and I'm about to instal it, but it's an upgrade.
- Do I need to make a boot disc? - That's a very good question.
You don't need to make a boot disk.
You just put the CD in, and it'll upgrade.
I hope that answers your question.
That's a feature of XP, very quick, very smooth.
- Hey, this is fun.
FRASIER: Ah.
Thank you for calling, Warren.
Now, where were we? Can Mr.
Gates take a few more calls? The board is lighting up.
Wow.
Who knew we had a Line 7? Uh, Roz, I believe Mr.
Gates is probably anxious - to get on with the interview.
- No, no, I'm I'm happy to.
Very well.
Go ahead, caller.
WOMAN CALLER [ON PHONE]: Wow, Bill Gates.
This is so cool.
Thank you.
WOMAN CALLER [ON PHONE]: Hey, I have a question about Multilingual User Interface add-ons.
What are those? BILL: Well, the Multilingual add-ons let you run Windows in different languages.
You can use it in German Do you believe this egomaniacal gasbag? He's taking over my show.
Don't you think you're exaggerating just a bit? Who do we have next, Roz? We have Bob from Fremont.
He has a question about his laptop.
Go ahead, Bob.
I'm listening.
[SIGHS] [CHUCKLES] Two thousand shows, ha-ha-ha.
NILES: Hurry up, Frasier, we're gonna miss the reservation.
Yeah, I'll be right there.
[HUMMING] [GASPS] Two thousand shows.
That's quite a milestone.
It is.
Can anyone tell me what happened today? I forgot to listen.
I just listened for five minutes in case he asked me what my favourite part was.
I just say the call from Tacoma.
There's bound to be a call from Tacoma.
Excuse me.
Could I see all of you in my room for just a jiff? - Come on, I'm hungry.
- I know.
I am too.
FRASIER: Okay, are we all here? - Good.
- What's wrong? Something is amiss.
I'll say.
I always thought that was a sweater cubby.
Well, it's not.
This is a collection of all my shows.
I was just examining my collection when I realised that someone had placed one of my tapes upside down.
[MARTIN GASPS] What kind of sick, twisted? Well, turn it right-side up and let's go eat.
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