It is true what they say: Pregnant bellies look like a drum.
I'm so pregnant that my guitar doesn't fit anymore.
So I'm going to play my songs on this drum.
It sounds really cool! Listen, listen.
Smelly cat, smelly cat What are they feeding you? That sounds great! I know! And I've only been playing for an hour.
-What are you doing here? -I came to ask you a big favor.
Don't tell me you want to keep more stuff in my uterus.
Okay.
Now, see.
I want to name the girl baby Leslie.
And Frank wants to name one of the boy babies Frank Jr.
, Jr.
Wouldn't that be Frank lll? Don't get me started.
Anyway, since there are three babies and we both got to put our names in we would be truly honored if you would name the other boy baby.
That's so nice! Cougar.
Think about it.
The One with Rachel's New Dress I left a bra drying in there.
Will your son think it's yours and be traumatized? Mommy can have a wife.
Daddy can have a bra.
It's time to go.
See, that clock's a little fast.
We still have 17 minutes.
What can we do in 17 minutes twice? Well, that's ambitious.
You can ignore that.
That's your son.
Believe me, when he's older, he'll understand.
I'll be right there.
This is Carol and Susan.
-It's so nice to finally meet you.
-You too.
-Susan will be in London next week.
-I've never been there.
-I'll show you around.
-Great! Also, I was hoping to catch a show.
Any suggestions? There's tons of terrific stuff.
I'll go with you.
Look at you two bonding.
Making us late for the airport.
Are you all right? It's just us getting along is difficult for him because he doesn't like me.
Come on.
That's.
It's true.
How did we lose? Do we have a baby name yet? No.
It's so hard! I went through this book and found nothing.
I want a name that's really strong and confident.
You know? LikeExxon! It certainly worked for that Valdez kid.
You want a strong name? How about The Hulk? I'm not sure about Hulk, but I like a name starting with "The".
You want a good name, go with Joey.
Joey's your pal, your buddy.
Where is everybody? They're hanging out with Joey! If you're going to name him Joey, you should name him Chandler.
Chandler's funny, sophisticated, and very lovable once you get to know him.
Joey's lovable too.
But with Joey, if you need him, he'll be there.
Chandler will be there too.
He might be a little late but he'll be there.
And he'll bring you cold soda if what you need him for is that you're really hot.
What do you say? I like the idea of naming him after someone I love.
Joey and Chandler are both great names.
All right, I don't Maybe I'll just name him The Hulk.
I shouldn't have mentioned it.
I wanted to name my kid that.
If you hoped to sleep with Joshua, which one would you wear? It creeps me out choosing other people's sex clothes.
I'm sorry.
I'm just so excited.
I've been waiting for months.
I got my hair colored.
I got new sheets.
I'm making him a very fancy meal.
What am I making him, by the way? A frisee salad with goat cheese and pine nuts wild rice, roasted asparagus and salmon en croute.
I thought I was making him filet mignon.
You decided to make salmon because you had some left over.
Then you realized if you bitched, then you would stop cooking and you would have to make your famous baked potato and Diet Coke.
I really get crabby when I cook.
Why go through all this trouble? He's a guy.
You'd serve the potato and he'd still want to have sex with you.
That is not how I operate.
We've got to get a new game.
So Emily called last night.
And now you're giving me the message? Turns out that Emily is just crazy about Susan.
They're going to the theater together.
They're going to dinner.
They're going horseback riding! God, Susan is so fun! Look, this is just a little too familiar.
For six months before Carol and I split up all I heard was, "My friend Susan is so smart.
My friend Susan is so funny.
My friend Susan is so great.
" You think something could happen between Emily and Susan? Hey, they're going to the gym together! Two women stretching! They take a steam, things get playful.
Didn't you see Personal Best? No, but I'm gonna! Hi! You're crazy.
Emily is straight.
How do you know? We thought Carol was straight.
Yeah, definitely.
I don't like the name Ross.
What a weird way to kick me when I'm down! No, I meant for the baby.
What's wrong with Ross? Something like this would never happen to The Hulk, you know.
That's not true.
In The Incredible Hulk, number 72, Dr.
Bruce Banner found.
You know.
Never mind.
My girlfriend's a lesbian.
I'm definitely going to go with either Joey or Chandler.
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