That was the worst delivery ever.
Never go to a planet|called "Cannibalon.
" That's right.
Food was good, though.
- Great news, everyone-|- Shove it! We quit! Then I'll have to hire a new crew|to go on our company vacation.
- Vacation?|- All right! Great! I haven't had time off|since I was 21 through 24.
It's my way of thanking you for not|reporting my countless violations - of safety and minimum-wage laws.
|- Aw, you! I've booked us on the|maiden voyage of the largest most luxurious space cruise ship|ever built.
The Titanic! Looks nice.
A Flight to Remember Hey, where's my suitcase? As mayor of New New York,|it's my pleasure to introduce the honorary captain|for the Titanic's maiden voyage.
A man who single-handedly defeated|the Retiree People of the Assisted Living Nebula:|Zapp Brannigan! God, not Zapp Brannigan! - You know Zapp Brannigan?|- Let's just say we've crossed paths.
Before or after you slept with him? She's a beautiful ship.
|Shapely, seductive.
I'm gonna fly her brains out.
And now, without further adieu I christen this ship Titanic.
Ooh! Well, well, well! The Lady Leela.
|Take notes, Kif.
You're about to witness|the subtle waltz known as seduction.
So! Trapped on a ship with me.
What say you and I knock|some very sensual boots? It's tempting,|but I have a fiancé now.
Him! Fry, darling,|meet Zapp Brannigan.
Huh? Ooh! How do you do? Ah, here's my stateroom.
Where is it? Come on! Oh! Hermes, you and Labarbara|have the suite through there.
Dr.
Zoidberg, your marble tank|is on the other side.
First class seems nice.
It'll seem even nicer|once you've seen your room.
We're on the Fiesta Deck.
This is it.
At least we get a window.
I'm tired of this room|and everyone in it.
Excuse me.
I'm gonna pop over|to the casino for the next 135 hours.
I think I'll go fill up on bisque|at the buffet.
That just leaves you|and your fake fiancé all alone on a romantic cruise.
- Take it off or I'll break it off.
|- Okay! Captain's inspection.
Mm-hm.
I'm betting it all! Come on! Baby needs|a new pair of feet! Snake eyes.
My cheating unit malfunctioned!|You gotta give me a do-over.
Sorry, the house limit is|three do-overs.
Next shooter.
Give me your biggest, strongest,|cheapest drink.
You got it.
Allow me to introduce myself.
|I'm Bender.
Charmed.
I'm the Countess de la Roca.
I was surprised to see another robot|in first class.
Most are laborers.
I assure you, I barely know|the meaning of the word "labor.
" - Oh, Mr.
Bender.
|- Please, call me Bender.
Oh, well, goodness.
I don't - Kif, I'm feeling the captain's itch.
|- I'll get the powder.
The itch for adventure.
|Let's change course.
It's a leisure cruise.
|Our path was set by the travel agency.
That's for schoolgirls.
|Here's a route with chest hair.
Directly through a swarm of comets? Yes, comets.
The icebergs of the sky.
By jackknifing across|at breakneck speed we might just get some kind|of gravity boost or something.
It's time to shove a jalapeno|up this ship's tailpipe.
Divert power from the shields.
|Full speed ahead.
Oh, yeah- - Amy! Hello!|- Mom, Dad?! What are you doing here? We were enjoying a relaxing vacation.
|Since you're here, we must meddle.
- We met a nice boy in the next cabin.
|- He's not very ugly.
You should marry him.
Or use him|to conceive a grandchild for us.
There he is at the buffet.
He seems really nice,|but I already have a boyfriend.
Where is he? And why isn't he here right now,|fathering our grandchild? Our accommodations aren't great.
|But it sure is beautiful here.
It's romantic- I mean, platonic.
|That sure is one platonic view.
Fry, just be quiet.
I'm beginning to think this whole|fake fiancé thing was a terrible- Hm? Mmm.
Perhaps this is an awkward time.
If it doesn't work out|with this pipsqueak I want you to know I'll be there|to score you on the rebound.
Look, before you get any crazy ideas,|that was for Zapp.
- Well, you got anything else for him?|- Can we try not to complicate this? Mom, Dad, I'd like you|to meet Fry, my boyfriend.
Hm? Mmm.
See you later, wuvums.
It would have been nice to know|you're dating Amy.
I'm not.
It's to fool her parents.
- Hey, you're not jealous, are you?|- What? No, of course not.
I consider my fake relationship|with you more meaningful.
Mind if I freshen up before we go out? I was just about to suggest|the same thing.
Mmm.
Pay dirt! Lovely, isn't it? Yeah.
But only 93 percent|as lovely as you.
Either that was a computing error or|you're the most romantic robot ever.
I don't get it, iZac.
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