Raging Bender Good news, everyone!|I've taught the toaster to feel love.
Hermes returns from|his vacation today.
- Good morning.
|- Hey, Hermes! - Yo!|- My man! - So how was it?|- Stopover on the Brain Slug planet.
Hermes liked it so much|he decided to stay.
Hermes has all the fun.
|He's got a Brain Slug on his head! - You're gonna get us assimilated.
|- Switch to a garlic shampoo.
Today's mission is to go|to the Brain Slug planet.
- What'll we do?|- Walk around not wearing a helmet.
Sounds great, Hermes!|Whatever you say.
- Let's ditch him and go to the movies.
|- Hey, yeah! Good idea.
I'm seeing a movie with friends.
Cool, let's see this one.
No.
I'm not in the mood|for a documentary.
I've heard good things about|Quizblorg, Quizblorg.
Fellows! How about a film we|can all enjoy? Planet of the Clams.
About an upside-down world|where lobster is slave to clam.
Who invited you?|Let's see All My Circuits.
I wanna see that.
Good point, Bender! - A small slurm.
|- For 25 cents less, get a super small.
Okay.
Oh, man! Give me a large diet malt liquor|and a popcorn with extra motor oil.
Down in front! Glagnar's Human Rinds presents:|This Week in the Universe.
- This is real futuristic.
|- Don't talk during the movie.
NeW NeW York mayor|C.
Randall Poopenmeyer opens a neW tube line|to alleviate rush-hour traffic.
Dateline, Paramecium HomeWorld.
|Miss Universe Gladys Lennox entertains troops fighting to Wipe|out the human race.
Go get 'em, boys! In Ultimate Robot Fighting,|The Masked Unit Wins against Gorgeous Gonks by|technical melting.
Go, Masked Unit! Hey, buddy? Yo! - Mind taking your head off?|- I need it to watch the movie.
Ask Flabby here to describe|it to you later.
She is as the factory made her.
They should have stopped|about halfway through.
Well, that finishes this paperWork.
Calculon Enterprises.
A fight scene has broken out|at the Warehouse! Come quickly, before an explosion|chases someone doWn a hallWay.
I have no choice but to If you Want Calculon to race to the|battle in his Hover Ferrari, press 1.
If you Want Calculon to double-check|his paperWork, press 2.
- You have pressed 2.
|- I didn't! I'm almost positive you did.
Add in the carryover from form|16-A, then deduct line 2-B.
Pardon me, sir.
|But you seem to be kicking my seat.
"Pardon me, sir.
|But you seem to be" That's the gist of what I said.
|Would you mind? Sure thing, pal.
Sir? - Who threw that?|- That's it! Sir, I challenge you to fisticuffs.
Oh, I'm boned.
Let's all go to the lobby! I'm gonna open a pile of|whup-ass on you! Do you know who that was? Cripes! The Masked Unit!|You knocked him out cold! Wow, I'm impressed! I'm the commissioner|of Robot Fighting.
A connoisseur of jerks who pick|fights.
And you're the biggest.
- You should see me at funerals.
|- I want you in the League.
Ultimate Robot Fighting?|Sounds pleasant.
I'll do it.
My hero! They don't make movies|like this anymore.
I'm gonna be the greatest|robot fighter ever! Float like a float-bot,|sting like a stinging machine! You can't be a robot fighter.
It's|the most brutal form of competition.
- It is?|- There are no rules.
Two robots enter,|one robot leaves.
The other leaves after being|declared the winner.
- That doesn't sound so bad.
|- Did I mention the crippling pain? I'm pretty sure I did.
|Yes, definitely.
Crippling? That's not covered by|my insurance.
Count me out.
You've got to do it.
|I don't care how suicidal it is.
How come when I want to have fun|you're against it? This is more important than that|marble-eating contest.
- Let me tell you a story.
|- Oh, again with the orphanarium.
When I was growing up,|I got picked on a lot.
My only outlet was|Octouran Kung Fu.
Excellent.
Bill, Keith,|you will go to championships.
Bill, congratulate Keith|when he wakes up.
But I can beat these dorks|with one eye closed.
Perhaps.
There is more|to winning than that.
- You lack the will of a warrior.
|- What do you mean? Watch this.
No girl has the will of a warrior.
|You have the will of a housewife.
- At best, the schoolmarm.
|- I'll take you on right now.
But I have the will of the warrior.
|Therefore, the battle is over.
The winner?|Me! Rematch? You lose again!|Had enough? I thought so! I lost my chance.
|I won't let you throw away yours.
She's right.
|I don't want to end up like her! Count me back in! Let's see what you got.
|Touch your toes.
Still can't reach! Let's commence preparations|for rumbling! Ladies and gentlemen and smizmars! Welcome to tonight's main event.
From Mom's Friendly Robot Factory|in America's heartland, Mexico: Bender! And in this corner,|from and made of parts unknown: The Clear Cutter! - Bender rules!|- I got you a Bender hat.
Wow! Thanks, Hermes!|l Hey, cut that out! You can't hit what you can't see.
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