Anthology of Interest 1 Good news, everyone! My new invention lets you operate|equipment from great distances.
I call it the "Fing-Longer.
" Observe.
And here we go.
There! Pretty long, eh? Yeah, really long!|But what's that? That's my What-lf Machine.
Ask a "what-if" question and it|simulates what would happen.
- Does it really work?|- Of course! It's just not very long.
I got a question! As a robot among humans, I never feel|accepted at parties or nude beaches.
So I've always|secretly wondered What if I was 500 feet tall? Let's watch, shall we? My work here is done.
I'm so lonely since I came|to the future.
Will you be my friend? Who are you? I'm a big robot!|And I want a big cereal.
You too? Will you be my friend? Put her there, pal! No, your wallet.
Three, two, one, zero! That calms the shakes.
- Quit it!|- Stop! He's not your enemy! He's just a misunderstood Well, there goes the neighborhood.
- And another one.
|- We're jerked! - Nothing can stop a monster that big!|- Except an equally big monster.
We can try my experimental|enlarging ray.
We'll need a guinea pig.
What? Two meals in one week? Gotcha! A guinea pig tricked me! What? So now Zoidberg is big.
|That's more like it! Who's intimidating who now, big city? Hello, Mr.
Chase Manhattan Bank.
Deny my credit card|application, will you? Ah, the Apollo Theater.
Boo me off-stage on open-mike night?|I'll show you! I called this city!|Quit touching my stuff! Tell it to the claw! Bite my colossal metal ass! Who wants lobster bisque? Want to make Shrinky Dinks? Who put this in here? No! Are you people satisfied?|This gentle visitor is dying! - We'll never even know why he came.
|- I'll tell you with my final breath.
I came here with a simple dream a dream of killing all humans.
And this is how it must end? Who's the real seven-billion-ton|robot monster here? Not I.
Not I.
Good night, sweet prince.
Interesting stuff.
Stay tuned for more|Tales of Interest! Well, Leela? Care to try|the What-lf Machine? I don't know what to ask about.
Just pick something, woman! Yeah, be more impulsive.
Like this.
Go, man, go! I can be impulsive.
|It just takes me a while.
All right, let's do it.
What if I was a little more impulsive? Just a little.
Not too much.
Look what I bought on a wild impulse! New boots! They're like my old ones,|but with a crazy green stripe! Never know what I'm gonna do next.
Come here, Leela.
|I have something important to say.
I'm old and I need an heir.
Someone to spend my riches and care for my|man-eating anteaters.
The others aren't levelheaded.
|They're too impulsive.
Not like you.
Not like predictable,|dull-as-dishwater Leela.
Hello? New boots? So I've made you my sole heir.
The day I die, you'll be a very|wealthy woman.
Oh, my, yes.
Incredibly wealthy.
The day I die.
Because you're|so un-impulsive.
You've killed me! You've killed me! What have I done? I just told you! You've killed me! Okay, try to be nonchalant.
All right, you're nonchalant.
|Don't rub our noses in it.
Sweet anteater of Santa Anita! The professor's been eaten! What? It's mighty suspicious.
I'll call the cops.
|After I flush some things.
Police? Nosy meddlers.
I happen to have mail-order degrees|in Murder-ology and Murder-onomy.
Zoidberg is afoot! Perhaps his files can help.
"Citation for Public Nudity.
" Another one.
A new will, naming - You! As his sole heir!|- What does that prove? It's a video will.
|It shows you killing him.
All right, anteater number one.
|Who did it? Was it anteater number two? Don't stick your tongue out at me!|I need a name! What? How do you spell that? What are you hacking off?|My torso? It is! My precious torso! Hermes, quiet! I'm deducing things! - Got disposal trouble?|- No! Shocking about the professor.
|And now Hermes is missing.
Well, doesn't affect me.
Hey, what's this? Hermes' dreadlocks? And his arm? I'm shocked! Food in the disposal.
|Hair and flesh go in the trash! I couldn't stop.
Wait.
Don't you care|that I killed him? Ain't nothing wrong with murder as long as I can wet my beak.
Blackmail? I prefer the word extortion.
|The "x" makes it sound cool.
Please, I'm made of metal.
You Wait, not the microwave! Okay, that's it.
No more killing.
|Next time, just have a stick of gum.
Now, to hide the body.
Honk, honk! Sporty go-cart, Leela!|So hip and sexy! So unlike you.
Got any gum? No.
Everyone's here.
- Who are you?|- Scruffy, the janitor.
- I've never seen you before.
|- I've never seen you neither.
Quiet, please.
I've called you all here to watch me|gradually solve the crime.
One of you is a big murderer! The killer left one fatal clue.
The boot print on this lab coat.
Couldn't be me.
I never wear boots.
See? What smells like boot feet? This is preposterous! Obviously, the murderer is My next clue came at 4:15,|when the clock stopped.
Two hours later, at 4:15 I discovered the murdered body|of Amy's dead, deceased corpse.
I know who killed them people.
In Scruffy's opinion, it were It's as I suspected.
The crime is unsolvable.
A letter from my friend Bender.
"Dear Doctor Jerk-berg, if|you're reading this, I'm dead.
The murderer was" My God! It can't be! The murderer, it was I'm bored.
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