Pizza delivery! - Wow! So this is a real TV station?|- Well, it's a Fox affiliate.
What's on now? Single Female Lawyer's season finale.
|You want to watch? That's a chick show.
I prefer programs of the genre|"World's Blankiest Blank.
" - She's in the world's shortiest skirt.
|- I'm in.
Counselor, it's unethical|to sleep with your client.
If you care about the case,|you should sleep with me.
It's bad enough to proposition|a single female lawyer.
- But this is a unisex bathroom!|- Overruled, counselor.
Could you repeat that last part? - My God! You knocked Fox off the air.
|- Like anyone on Earth cares.
Could you repeat that last p-? I demand to know what happened|to the plucky lawyer and her compellingly|short garment! Due to technical difficulties we bring you eight animated shows|in a row.
When Aliens Attack What in the name of Bob Marley's|ghost? Get to work, lazy boat bag! Quit it, Hermes! It's Labor Day! The phony-baloney holiday crammed|down our throats by union gangsters? - That's the one.
|- Hot damn, a day off! Who's up for|one last summer beach trip? - Oh, yeah.
|- Ready Freddy! I think I'll stay here.
You're wasting your life|in front of that TV.
You need to see the real world.
It's HDTV.
It has better resolution|than the real world.
Everyone's too polite to say|you're covered with bed sores.
- Not covered.
|- Just get in the car.
Here we are! Monument Beach! Mount Rushmore and the Leaning Tower|of Pisa? They're both in New York? In the 2600s, New Yorkers|elected a villainous governor.
He stole most of|the world's monuments.
Truly a great man.
|Look at him up there.
Aha! Found you! Okay, now you go hide.
Nice knowing you.
Oh! Come on, I passed it right to you! Oh! I've had it with this game.
|I'm going for a scuttle.
Okay, everyone! Come and get it! Like my dad used to make,|until McDonald's fired him.
Bite my red-hot glowing ass!|Wait a minute.
Red-hot glowing ass?|I'll be right back.
Oh, yeah.
No! Nibbler! Professor? I need another bikini.
Okay, I think there's one can left.
Oh, my.
- There.
How do I look?|- Like a cheap French harlot.
French? Say, dollface.
How'd you like to|make time with a real man? No.
I'm not attracted to bullies,|no matter how big and handsome they are.
Go ahead.
|I got a lot of work to do.
Sir, you don't understand.
|I'm a professional beach bully.
I pretend to steal your girl,|you punch me, I go down she swoons, you slip me 50 bucks.
$50?! Not even if she was|my girlfriend.
Take her.
Fry! Although I suppose we could|go for a walk on the beach.
No, thanks, ma'am.
I'm actually gay.
Uh-oh.
Help! Help! You gotta spring me! I won't survive|in here! I'm too pretty! All right, all right.
|I'll bust you out.
Cheese it! Voilá! The greatest sandcastle|ever built.
King Arthur would've lived in it|if he were a fiddler crab.
We should get a picture|before the tide comes in.
- Does anyone have a camera?|- Right here.
Wait, I want to be in the picture too! Pretend you're happy.
Oh, my God! What in Babylon? No! Faster! We'll die, won't we? I should think so.
Although|last time aliens invaded they forced the most intelligent of|us to pair off and mate continuously.
Oh, yes.
Once again, today's winning lotto|number was four.
Alien saucers continue|to rain destruction upon Earth.
We go live to an emergency address|by Earth President McNeal.
Ladies and gentlemen, our course is|clear.
It's time to knuckle under.
Get down on all fours and lick boot.
|Give our alien masters whatever they- People of Earth.
I am Lure of the planet|Omicron Persei Eight.
Is this thing on? Now then, we want the one|you call McNeal.
Give us McNeal or we'll waste your|cities with our anti-monument laser.
We demand McNeal! As I was saying, mankind would|sooner perish than kowtow to outrageous alien|demands for this McNeal whoever he is.
Am I right? Now, the man leading our|proud struggle for freedom fresh from his bloody triumph over|the Gandhi Nebula pacifists 25-star general, Zapp Brannigan.
Look, it's that idiotic windbag|you slept with.
The Earth's under attack.
|Can't we forget about that? Evidently not.
If there's an alien|out there I can't kill I haven't killed him yet.
|I can't go it alone.
I order every available|ship to report for duty.
If you have no ship, secure a weapon.
|Fire wildly in the air.
You heard the windbag: we're drafted.
|Everyone into the ship.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold on.
I won't fight.
|I'm a conscientious objector.
- A what?|- You know.
A coward.
As it's an emergency all robots ' patriotism circuits|will be activated.
It's every robot's duty to give his|life for humanity.
Oh, crap.
We're from different cultures.
|Some are white, some are black.
You're brown.
And you're silver.
But I don't care if your skin's|red or tan or Chinese.
You'll learn to die together.
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