Why Must I Be a Crustacean in Love Call Robo-Rooter if you flush a toWel We also help With an impacted boWel Robo-Rooter Now this is progress: A self-microwaving Bavarian Cream Dog.
Let's just pray I have the energy|to get another beer.
What is this, the Middle Ages? Look at you.
- You've become a fat sack of crap.
|- Sack? Bender, your beer belly's so big|your door won't close.
- And that doesn't make sense.
|- You're coming to the gym.
The gym? Excellent! Excellent! For some reason, I'm frisky|as a squid on Tuesday.
Who's up for a steam? Crustaceans don't like steam.
|I'll work out with the Nautilus.
- What up, Dr.
Z?|- Yo, yo.
What's up? Give up the rock! Co-ed steam rooms.
I love the future.
You're in the women's steam room.
Ah, futuristic.
Look what life was like|before genetic engineering.
The poor 20th-century women.
Hey, handsome.
Have room for two? You wish.
Hey, Leela, look who's the super stud.
Someone must have|turned down the gravity.
Give me that! More weight! What's that jazz on your head? Enough questions.
More weight! More! More! Maybe you could|do more reps with less weight.
Looks like Zoidberg's finally|coming out of his shell! Get it? He's coming out Nice and gentle.
We don't want|any unnecessary stress.
- Is there a doctor in the gym?|- I'm a doctor! Why's he acting this way? - He seemed the most normal.
|- I am normal.
Amy, take off these rubber bands|and I'll show you.
Fool me seven times, shame on you.
|Fool me eight times, shame on me.
- Maybe he has a parasite.
|- Maybe he is one.
It's sad when a friend goes nuts and you have to have a clambake|and cook him.
This won't do.
|Let me give old Zoidie a sedative.
- Much better.
You can remove these.
|- I'll do it.
- Look out!|- Moron! There's the problem.
Give it to me straight.
Is it fin rot?|It's fin rot, isn't it? Relax, chum.
It's no problem.
You're just heavy with male jelly.
Blech! It's mating season for his people.
A time when his behavior|is run by the brain in his rump.
- There's one thing we can do.
|- I'll boil the water.
We, I mean you, have to rush him|to his ancient home world which will soon erupt in an orgy|of invertebrate sex.
- Oh, baby, I'm there!|- Do you understand "invertebrate"? It's not the word I care about.
|No need to pack pants.
Let's roll! Dr.
Zoidberg said I should hold these.
Moron! Welcome home, old friend!|Just 19 hours until the mating frenzy! - Excellent! Excellent!|- See ya there, Doctor That's how you say "Zoidberg"? You didn't have to point out|his speech impediment.
- You're looking less nuts.
|- I'm feeling less nuts.
Tomorrow I'll be depositing jelly|in the cloacal vents of a female.
Catch my drift? - Who's the lobsterina?|- Not sure.
I shall attract one today|with an erotic display.
Your people fall in love so fast.
"Love"? That word's unknown here.
I want a female swollen with eggs|to accept my genetic material.
You and me both.
Ah! My old scuttling grounds.
|Let's pull over.
I used to hang out here as a larva.
|It looked much bigger then.
Who's the tough guy now, Vinnie? Look! Outdoor theater!|Let's get tickets! It's the Ceremony of Claw Plock.
We fight to the death over honor and whether abbreviations count|in Scrabble.
They don't! I didn't come to see two guys.
|Where do you do your erotic display? Same as your species.
The beach! - How do I look?|- Like whale barf.
Then the illusion is complete.
I wonder if they're here to watch|the erotic display too.
Perfect.
This ought|to make me stand out.
- Look how silly they look.
|- He's no different from you organisms shooting DNA at each other|to make babies.
It's offensive! Keep your jelly away from my eggs.
So not interested.
I've heard that before.
What's the point? Why's he still alone? He's a loser, that's why.
|The lobster equivalent of Fry.
I can get any girl, any time.
|I'm just too busy.
Edna! Edna, it's me, Zoidberg.
|Remember? From high school.
My face was covered with barnacles.
I didn't know you were back in town.
I heard you became a rich doctor.
I've performed a few mercy killings.
So, as long as I'm in town,|I was wondering if maybe, well Gee.
Yeah, I'm just going through|a lot of things right now, and Look, I carry more eggs|than other females.
I owe it to our race to pick a mate|stuffed with jelly.
- Maybe a rock star.
|- Or a doctor? I'm sorry.
You're just an inferior|male specimen.
Nice seeing you again.
No one will ever mate with me.
|Not with a puny claw like this.
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