The Honking Notify his survivors.
B-E-N-D-E-R Bender B-E-N-D-E-R, Bender Saying B-E-N-D! Mail call! Amy, your designer lingerie catalog.
Fry, Sadie's Bra Parade.
|And Leela, Bulk Underpants Outlet.
You buy once,|you're on the list forever.
And for Bender|A black-bordered envelope.
Someone you know must have died.
I hope it was one of my enemies.
|Those guys suck.
Oh, no! My uncle Vladimir! I'm sorry.
|When's the funeral? Tomorrow, at the family castle.
|Followed by the reading of his will.
Well, I'm rich.
Goodbye, losers,|whom I've always hated! Come on! lt'll be fun.
Pardon me, my good simpleton.
Could you take us to yon castle? Some say unholy things|happen up there.
For example, all of us say that.
Superstitious robot mumbo jumbo.
Mumbo, perhaps.
Jumbo, perhaps not.
With your science,|are you closer to understanding the mystery of how a robot|walks or talks? Yes, you idiot! The circuit diagram|is here on the inside of your case.
I choose to believe what I was|programmed to believe.
I will go this far and no further.
And so we commend|Vladimir's remains to the earth.
Filings to filings.
Rust to rust.
To my loyal butler, You There,|for decades of service I leave a pittance to be paid|in 20 installments of 1/20th of a pittance each.
To my lazy, spoiled son, Tandy, who|never learned the value of a dollar I leave my entire|$10 million fortune.
- Is that a lot?|- To my loving nephew, Bender if he's not responsible|for my death, I leave my castle.
Let's stay there tonight! On condition that he spend|one night in it.
Oh, man! There's always a catch.
I get a good vibe from this place.
|Nice long dinner table quiet, well-behaved spiders,|graveyard-adjacent.
Yep, it's gonna be - What is it?|- That painting's eyes are watching me! Motor eye sensors attached|to motion detectors.
So does my butt, but I don't frame it|and put it on the wall.
Although - What's that?|- I don't know, but it's infectious.
No doubt about it.
|This place is haunted.
Don't be silly, man.
|The last ghost died 200 years ago.
The last human ghost.
|But robot ghosts? "0101100101.
" What does it mean? It's just gibberish.
"1010011010?!" Uncle Vladimir! Come, Bender.
You'll like being dead.
They said that about being alive! Join us.
Join us.
Join us.
Just as I suspected.
These robots were|buried in improperly shielded coffins.
Their programs leaked into the wiring|through this old modem allowing them to project themselves|as holograms.
Of course! It was so obvious! That sequence of words I said|made perfect sense.
We really should tell Bender|there's nothing to be afraid of.
Bender, wake up! He's okay!|Quick, does anyone have any liquor? Bender, what happened? Somebody ran me over!|And not with a normal hover car.
It crept along on round rubber feet,|like a wolf! Poor Bender.
Seeing things.
You've been drinking too much.
|Or too little.
Anyway, not the right amount.
Maybe he has.
Look at these tracks.
I think Bender may be|telling the truth.
Bender, you look awful.
|I prescribe makeup.
Here! It just so happens I have|my Mary Kay sample case.
I just need sleep.
I had nightmares|about cars running people over.
Many dream of a fresh new look.
And Mary Kay can make|those dreams come true.
Look! They found those same|rubbery tracks in New New York.
A hit-and-run|by the robot porno theater.
Robot porno theater?|I was in that general area last night.
Whoever ran me down out on the moors|followed me back here! No one's trying to run you over.
|Stop being a big hallucinating baby.
Yeah? Could a big hallucinating baby|do this? I'm scared! I don't know which I like more,|smashing cars or faces.
Lucky you won't decide tonight.
|Come on.
It's church tomorrow.
Did you hear something? It was probably just|a golden marmoset.
Don't sound like no golden marmoset|I ever heard.
Made it.
So, what are you wearing tomorrow? Where? What the? Transmission fluid? Where have I been?|What happened? Gets out of here, youse lousy bum! - Please, I'm scared.
|- We all are.
It's the human condition.
That's why I put on this tough guy|facade.
Now beat it! I passed out around midnight,|much earlier than usual.
When I woke up, I found these|in my chest cabinet.
Relax.
You were probably just|shooting big fuzzy craps.
No! I think I may have hurt someone.
Lord, I'm on the verge|of a nervous meltdown.
You're scaring me.
|You're going wacko! Right.
I need professional help.
|And damn the expense! Damn the expense! You have nothing to worry about.
Except a nightmarish life|of unremitting horror! For you see, you are a were-car.
A were-car? The car that ran you down|was a were-car.
It beamed the virus to you|through its demonic headlights! That's crazy.
Yes.
So crazy that it must be true! Each midnight,|when your clock resets to 0 your hardware reconfigures|into a murderous car.
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