I Dated a Robot You're entering a realm|Which is unusual.
Maybe it's magic or contains some|kind of monster.
The second one.
Prepare to enter The Scary Door.
Please send the man round back|and pick up Clyde Smith a professional gambler Who's|about to have an unfortunate accident.
A casino where I'm winning? That car must have killed me.
|I must be in heaven.
A casino where I always win? That's boring.
|I must really be in hell! No.
You're not in heaven or hell.
|You're on an airplane.
A gremlin's destroying the plane!|You've gotta believe me! - Why should I? You're Hitler.
|- No! Eva Braun, help me! - Saw it coming.
|- I just saw something incredibly cool.
A big floating ball that lit up with|every color in the rainbow plus some new ones that|were so beautiful I cried.
- In front of Discount Shoe Outlet?|- Yeah.
They have a kid wear that|to attract customers.
I don't care if it was|a dork in a costume.
For a moment, I felt the heartbeat of|creation, and it was one with my own.
- Big deal.
|- We all feel like that all the time.
- You don't hear us gassing on about it.
|- How can you be so blasì? It's the year 3000, yet you sit around|like it's the boring time I came from.
Boring? Wasn't that the period when|they cracked the human genome and boy bands roamed the earth? Yeah.
But now it's the distant future.
Why aren't we doing|everything I ever dreamed of? - You know what might be a hoot?|- No.
Why would I know that? Let's take Fry to do everything|he ever wanted to do.
- Everything?|- Except that.
So your fantasy has always been|to destroys a planet? Yeah.
What did they ever do for me? The most humdrum activities seem|almost exciting through your eyes.
- What next?|- I wanna see the edge of the universe.
- Sounds cool.
|- Funny, you live in the universe but you never do these things|till someone visits.
There it is! The edge of the universe.
Far out.
So there's an infinite|number of parallel universes? - No, just the two.
|- Well, I'm sure that's enough.
I'm sick of parallel Bender lording|his cowboy hat over me.
Let's move on to Fry's next fantasy.
Yee-ha! Bow before your master,|puny mortals.
- Mommy, why is that man like that?|- Don't look at him.
That was fun.
Let's give him a treat.
Keep your palms flat.
The tongue tickles.
These new hands are great.
|I'll break them in tonight.
It's been quite an hour and a half.
Two fantasies left: to be invisible|in a chocolate factory and to be romantically linked|with a celebrity.
I could pound your head till you think|that's what happened.
Wait, hold on.
|It is possible to meet any celebrity.
- It is?|- Of course.
You should read a blimp.
"Download a celebrity.
"|What part of that do I understand? It's simple.
You can download|a celebrity into a blank robot.
I have an idea.
Let's do that.
Onto the Internet you go.
While you're there, pick me up|a few credit card numbers.
Kirk could kick Picard's ass.
At least Picard had the guts|to admit he was bald.
You take that back.
eBay.
Are there no further bids|for this exquisite galaxy? Sold to the being of|inconceivable horror.
- Will a money order be okay?|- Yes.
- Where's the celebrity dating place?|- Let's search the Web.
Over there.
Welcome to Nappster.
|Let's see who we've got in stock.
- Gwyneth Paltrow?|- Nah.
I read she drinks human blood.
How about Cleopatra, whose|beauty destroyed mighty empires? I'd prefer someone|with shaved underarms.
Do you have anything with a|Lucy Liu feel to it? Nothing like that.
|Although we do have Lucy Liu.
Only woman to be named People's|Sexiest Woman of the Year twice: In 2003 and then again in 2063.
I'd like the 2003 model.
I found her! What do I do now? Download her.
Let's just put|a blank robot in the drive.
It worked.
You're one sexy man, Philip J.
Fry.
It worked perfectly.
Well, you downloaded Lucy Liu.
Are you just gonna stare|vacantly at her? I find your slack-jawed stare|very attractive, Philip J.
Fry.
Hear that? She likes me.
Well, duh!|She's programmed to like you.
But this is Lucy Liu, the only|good actress of the 21st century.
She's more than software.
Would you like to register me? - Not right now.
|- I'll remind you later, you hot stud.
So, what do you feel like doing? - Would you like to register me?|- I said later.
When I feel so stuffed I can't eat I use the restroom,|and then I can eat more.
You should write a book.
People need|to know about the "can eat more.
" You're just like I thought|you'd be from your movies.
My personality is mathematically|derived from my movies proportionately weighted|by box office receipts.
- You're cute.
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