The Cryonic Woman Giant space robot, this is Captain Fry|of the USS Planet Express ship.
We come in peace.
Tough luck! We destroyed the toy spaceship.
|Now what? - The keys to the real spaceship!|- Think we should? Yes, I do.
Have you seen the keys|to the spaceship? I left them onboard.
I mean, what?! Relax.
The ship won't go anywhere.
I anchored it with the unbreakable|diamond tether.
Hey, Fry! I'm steering with my ass! The best thing I ever saw! - That was great!|- And no one suspects a thing! And that's how we learned our lesson.
You've gone too far this time.
|All three of you! - What did I do?|- You left the keys! Look at them.
Wasn't it obvious|what would happen? - Yeah, Leela.
|- We're very disappointed in you.
I should fire you three right now but I'm just not that cold-hearted.
You're all fired! Goodbye, friends.
I'll miss you.
Good riddance!|Now Zoidberg is the popular one! Yes! Let's all talk to Zoidberg.
So, Zoidberg, what's new? Oh, you know What about money? All I've got|is my first mustache and a picture of my|old girlfriend, Michelle and that ski instructor|who's just her friend.
Pardon me, brother.
Care to donate|to the anti-mugging-you fund? We don't need to beg.
|We're not veterans.
What do you suggest? A robbery of Fort Knox on elephant|back? Dumbest thing I ever heard.
- No.
We can get jobs.
|- But we just had jobs! I still have our old career chips.
- Our what?|- Career chips.
Remember? They assign you the job|you're best at.
I tried to give you one|and you ran away? - It's how we met?|- Then what happened? Just give me your hand.
Baby.
I'd like my old job counseling|defrostees and assigning them careers.
I was hoping you'd come back.
I even saved your poster of a chimp|expressing your distaste for Mondays.
He lives for the weekend.
Put your hand under the scanner|so I can verify your career chip.
Calcutta, we have a problem.
Delivery boy?|I must have mixed up the chips.
Here's our cryogenic counselor!|Do you like Mondays? - They're okay.
|- Then we'll redecorate your office.
How do you feel about it helping|to be crazy to work here? Let's see what it says about me! Welcome aboard, sir! Remember, when the tube opens, say: "Welcome to the world of tomorrow!" I was frozen.
I think I know|what defrostees want to hear.
Bathroom's that way.
Tell me what brings you to the future.
I wanted to meet Shakespeare|and I figured time was cyclical.
Nope.
Straight line.
- The probulator's done.
|- That wasn't so bad.
Oh, wait, it hasn't started yet.
Okay, it's about to start.
Welcome to the future, human slave! Relax, chum.
|I'm not really a giant fly.
I'm a horrible robot! Kill all humans! He's having a heart attack! - They'll find a cure in the future.
|- We have a cure now! Good.
Then you won't mind|if I use this.
Nothing like a power nap.
Oh, flies, flies and gorillas! Stay beautiful, doll-face! That probulator sure knows how to|please a man! So, what's for lunch? I ordered a pizza.
Pizza delivery for l.
C.
Wiener.
Very funny.
Now cough up the $12.
95.
- After half an hour, it's free.
|- It's only been 23 minutes.
Well, I've got 33 minutes.
It's only been 23 minutes,|you dumb cannoli! You got a problem,|let's take it outside! Okay.
I'll fight the box.
|I can take him.
Just pay me.
I owe 30 bucks|on this uniform.
Thirty five, you stupid meatball! Who should we unfreeze next? No.
No! Oh, my God, it's Pauly Shore! All right! I loved you in Bio-Dome.
|You sure made trouble in that bubble.
If it rhymes,|I can cause trouble in it.
Now that you're in the future,|you can live in an actual bio-dome.
An unattractive prospect.
While researching for the role, I ran|computer simulations demonstrating that the whole concept|is fundamentally flawed.
Be it expressed via dome,|sphere, cube or even the stately tetrahedron,|buddy.
So how did you wind up|getting frozen? During Encino Man, my intellectual|curiosity re: cryogenics was peaked.
I resolved to freeze the weasel.
The weasel! I was supposed to be unfrozen for the 1000th anniversary|screening of Jury Duty II.
How come I'm not there? I woke you up early to hang out|and do stuff.
Like what? - I love this job.
|- Me too! Showtime.
I'll pretend to be dying|of space plague.
Michelle? Oh, my God! Fry? Is it really you? I don't know.
Is it really you? What do you mean?|Are you you, or not? - Who wants to know?|- Oh, Fry, it is you! Last time I saw you,|you were doing great.
You dumped me, and your life|was back on track.
- Why'd you freeze yourself?|- Oh, Fry.
After you left, things got worse.
|I got married.
I'm sorry.
His name Was Charles.
His laW school Was so prestigious,|the basketball coach Was Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
I put him through school|by Working With antisocial dogs.
But soon after Charles graduated,|our marriage ran into difficulties.
Sorry.
I turned to the one thing|able to lessen my pain: A carnival.
But a corn dog bone got lodged|in the control of the Spizzler and I had to ride it|for 8 hours.
But it did give me a chance to think.
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