Roswell That Ends Well Never seen a supernova blow but if it's like my Chevy Nova,|it'll light up the sky.
Anyone who misses this|will regret it forever.
- Fry, could you go make some popcorn?|- Okay.
Let's go, microwave.
|I'm in a hurry here.
- What smells like blue?|- Fry, get up here.
It's starting.
Focus.
- Oh.
|- Oh, boy.
Oh, no.
Uh-oh.
Which crazy thing happening|are you guys screaming about? My head is spinning.
My popcorn's done.
It's less popped than ever.
I don't know what happened, but we've|taken on clocks.
Let's go home.
Why is there so little traffic? What's this layer of ozone?|That's never been there before.
Such noises.
There's no global-positioning signal.
|Navigation is failing.
- We're gonna crash!|- Not if I can help it.
I guess I can't.
|Everyone put on your seat belts.
Those cost more lives than they save.
- Bender, are you okay?|- Don't know.
I'll try to move my feet.
Here's the plan.
Zoidberg, pick up|the pieces.
Everyone else, take five.
Zoidberg picks up another piece.
|The crowd goes wild.
What is? In all my years of covering|top-secret discoveries with sheets I've never dramatically revealed|anything this shocking.
Dun-dun-dun! The debris from an alien spaceship.
Son, I think I can safely say:|Ahhh! As you can see, 1947 is going|to be an eventful year for the town of Roswell,|New Mexico.
Remarkable.
According to the precision digital|chronograph, it's July 9th, 1947 which explains why the|chronograph turned into this calendar.
You mean we traveled through time? Some idiot must have put metal|in the microwave.
- Yo.
|- And the microwave radiation combined with gravitons|and graviolies from the supernova - blasted us through time.
|- Seen today's news? "Gym Renovations on Schedule"?|What a load.
No, over here.
|"Flying Saucer Captured.
" That's no flying saucer.
|That's my ass.
My God.
This means the flying saucer|that crashed in Roswell was us.
And the alien they captured|was was? Hello.
Ugh.
What are you guys doing tonight?|I'm up for whatever.
We tore the universe a new space hole.
|But it's clenching shut fast.
Our only hope to get back to our time|is to go back through within, say exactly 24 hours.
Ship's fixed except for the cup holder.
|It should be operational in 10 hours.
You've got eight.
|But more urgent is the microwave.
Without one, we have no hope|of returning to the future.
I'm sure we can buy one somewhere.
You sneak onto the Army base|and rescue Bender's body.
I'll visit my grandfather, Enus.
|He was stationed at Roswell.
Stay away from him, dimwitted monkey!|You mustn't interfere with the past.
Don't do anything that affects anything,|unless you were supposed to - in which case, don't not do it.
|- Got it.
If you were to kill your grandfather,|you'd cease to exist.
But existing is basically all I do! - What is your purpose here?|- All right, officer, I'll move along.
Why did you come to Earth? Not a day goes by|I don't ask myself that.
Enus! I want that toilet so clean|I could eat off it.
Because I intend to.
- Gadzooks, sarge.
|It's my grandfather, Enus.
Now, prepare my lunch and place it|in the latrine at 1200 hours.
That jeep's gonna hit him,|and I won't exist anymore! You almost got yourself run over.
Then I am lucky you knocked me|onto this pile of rusty bayonets.
Stop interfering with history.
I don't|want to have to memorize new kings.
I had no choice.
|I was about to not exist.
I could feel myself fading away,|like Greg Kinnear.
Thanks, soldier.
|I'm off to make sarge's lunch.
Handling raw chicken? Best part|of the job.
Finger-licking good.
We gotta get you out of here.
|Everything's gonna be all right, Dad.
- Gadzooks, I'd better ask sarge.
|- No time.
Run! Run to safety.
This experiment will determine|what food, if any, the alien eats.
A buffet.
Oh, if only I had|my wallet with me.
Um, it's free.
Get me the president.
Fry's from this time.
I'll talk like|him.
Yo, Homes, we need a microwave.
Never heard of that brand.
|What you want is the Gas Princess.
This has broilers,|casserole indicator, ironing board and a foot-soaking tub, since, as a|woman, you'll be in front of it all day.
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