The Farnsworth Parabox Oh, Lordy Lou! Help! I know you've rejected me a lot before, but frankly I wasn't sure we were right for each other either.
But now I am! - So how about a date tonight? - Sorry! I think I I think I left my toaster on.
Buddha! Zeus! God! One of you guys, do something! Come on, Leela.
What's the real reason you won't go out with me? Help, Satan! You owe me! Look, I'm embarrassed to admit this, but you've forced me to.
I can't go out tonight - because I have sweaty boot rash! - No spluh.
Why do you think I'm sitting over here in the stink-free zone? So will you go out with me? Good news, everyone! I'm still technically alive, yes.
But I need you to dispose of this crazy-ass experiment that almost killed me.
You'll have to throw it into the sun itself.
For only the thermaI nuclear inferno of the sun has enough energy to ensure its totaI destruction.
- I could hit it with a shoveI.
- That's not good enough.
This one time I pounded a guy into the ground like a stake with a shoveI.
- Yes, yes.
- So, what's in the box already? - No peeking! - Ow! Oh! Oh! Oh! I don't know what's in there.
But I'm sure our minds would be unable to comprehend it.
- Ow! You hurt my collator! - I don't care.
Listen well.
No matter what happens no matter how great your curiosity, you are forbidden to look in this box.
Forbidden! Pretty tantalizing, though.
Whatever's in there, it's the only thing I've ever wanted.
In my experience boxes are usually empty or maybe with a little cheese stuck to the top.
And one time, pepperoni.
What a day that was! Give me the box! Scram, you lousy green snakes! Here, Leela.
Take this and use it to shoot those guys.
- Right.
If they try to look in the box.
- Whatever.
Let's just forget about the box.
The professor said to stay away.
Fry, how can you be so naive? He was joking, get it? - No.
- That's what makes it so funny! Okay, he wasn't joking.
Now shut up and follow me.
Ow! It's hot! The butter in my pocket is melting! Yep.
We thank you, Bender, for the gift we are about to receive.
Tangled-up Christmas lights! We can take shifts untangling them! And unlabeled booze! Wide-mouth too! That ought to keep those dopes occupied.
I can guard the reaI box in peace now that no one's curious about it.
Well, I got through the night, and no one looked in the box.
Not even me.
The person who gave up her whole evening to watch it.
A whole evening of TV, gone! What a mockery of justice that I can't take even a little tiny peek.
I need coffee.
Okay, heads I look, tails I don't.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah! Heads! I mean, all right, then.
No.
I have a duty not to look.
Well, then again, I promised the coin I would.
Oh, it's deep.
Deeper than a small box should be.
Ouch! My lawyer will hear about this! What have you done? Nothing! What do you mean, why was I looking in the box? I meant your hair.
It's all different-y.
- Bender? Is-? Is that you? - You know it.
Large and in charge.
Leela? Oh, there's a woman for you.
Always dyeing her hair instead of not looking in a box.
I didn't dye my hair.
This is how I always look.
No, that's how you always look.
This throws my entire perception of reality into question.
Clone? Robot? Or long-lost twin? Taking all bets! I also offer video poker! It's some guy wearing a Leela costume! Get him! Hold it! You have this all wrong! I just fell into the box and then I fell out somehow.
- You shut up, sir! - No, wait! I've got it! I know what's in the box! Oh, I've been as dumb as Fry.
- Am not! - It contains a paralleI universe! And when you create a paralleI universe it's almost always populated by eviI twins.
Now look, I am not eviI.
My loan officer said so.
Oh, you'd like us to believe that wouldn't you, Leela? Or should I say, "Evilla"? This is awfuI! Somewhere, there's a more eviI Bender than me! I do my best, damn it! Leela? The good Leela.
I want you to snoop around the other universe and find out how eviI they are.
- Here.
- I tell you, they're not eviI.
But don't be confused.
They are jerks.
Hello.
Ow! Come out of your universe with your hands up! Oh, wow! It's like that drug trip I saw in that movie - when I was on that drug trip.
- Astonishing! - I must have created a paralleI universe.
- Baldercrap! I created your universe! All you created was my fist paralleI to your face! - Ow.
- It doesn't matter who created what.
The important thing is- We're exactly the same.
I know all her moves.
Therefore, I've got the upper hand.
Now, now, perfectly symmetricaI violence never solved anything.
Let's recap what's happened so far.
As you can see, I accidentally created a box containing your universe.
While I, in a simultaneous blunder, created a box containing your universe.
This is getting confusing.
Why don't we call our universe "Universe A" - and this universe "Universe B.
" - Hey! Why can't we be Universe A? - We want A! - It's the best letter! We called it first.
Besides, this place kind of feels like a B, you know? All right, you can be crummy Universe A.
And we'll be Universe One.
Or the Mongooses.
That's a cooI team name.
"The Fighting Mongooses.
" Wait a second! If everyone is identicaI why did our Leela look into the box and your Leela didn't? Well, to be honest, I tossed a coin.
It came up tails, so I didn't look.
That's weird.
Mine came up heads, so I did.
Interesting.
Apparently the key difference between our universes is that coin flips have opposite outcomes.
That explains fruity here.
I tossed a coin to pick my finish.
- Fog hat gray.
- Hey! Bite my glorious golden ass! You people and your slight differences disgust me! I'm going home.
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