Obsoletely Fabulous - Ten dollars, please.
- Oh, man! Sleep, little dumpling.
I have replaced your mother.
Aw.
- Oh, my God! Robot dealy-boppers! - And there's a robot scratching post! - You should try it out, Bender.
- Please.
I have some dignity.
Ladies and gentlemen, my Killbot features Lotus Notes and a machine gun.
- It is the finest available.
- Like fun it is, you glass-headed wallaby! No one calls me that! I'm having at you! Wernstrom! Such senseless aggression.
Come on.
Let's go for a paddleboat ride.
The secret was scratching really, really hard.
And now, the woman who mom-opolizes the robot industry I get it! - Mom! Oh, now I get it! Hello, dearies.
I love that old bat! Ladies and gentlemen, for the 17th year in a row the future of robotics has arrived.
Boys.
I give you Robot 1-x.
- Ow.
- Ow! Oh.
Neat.
Quite frankly, Robot 1-x will put all my previous models to shame.
Incidentally, would one of my previous models mind coming up here? Here! I'm coming! Come on, baby! I'm yours! - Come on, Mom! - Jerk! Here we go.
I'm your top of the line, Mom! Notice that this obsolete robot runs on alcohoI and emits pollution.
Whereas Robot 1-x runs on pollution and emits pure oxygen with a fresh pine scent.
Man, that smells great! Now let's see how both robots do at a typicaI household task: Sorting a jar of pocket change.
Task completed.
TotaI value $4.
73 and one Albanian lek.
Very good, Robot 1-x.
And you, bending unit? I never got the change.
Suckers.
Presenting Mom's Friendly Robots.
That new robot is great, huh? He sure made me look like a pile of crap.
Indeed.
That's why I bought one to help around the office.
Let's try him out.
Robot 1-x, can you clean Nibbler's stanky litter box? I can, and will.
Hey, I could have done that if you'd ask me.
I asked you five minutes ago.
You call that a kiss? I'll show you! Come here, Nibbler! Look, Bender.
If you want something to do, stop making out and give us a hand.
Go up on the roof and install this fake satellite dish - so we can impress the neighbors.
- Yes, sir! I'm on it.
- Oh, and have Robot 1-x help you.
- God! Get out of here, freshman! I don't need your help! - Our owners asked me to assist you.
- Yeah? Well, assist this! Whoa! Ah! Help! When I screamed "Help," I didn't mean you! I apologize.
However, I was able to do your job before I saved your life.
Don't mind me.
I'm just saving you the trouble of throwing me away.
Mell out, Bender.
Come watch some TV.
I can't.
I'm stuck in the can.
Well, ask Robot 1-x to pull you out.
Never! - Why can't you accept his help? - I hate him! But he's just a tooI to make your life easier.
Like a socket wrench, or a burglar's kit.
- I can't ask for his help because - Yes? I'm scared of him.
- Oh, sorry.
- Well, then, there's only one solution.
You need an upgrade to make you compatible with Robot 1-x's new technology.
An upgrade? But I thought we all agreed I was perfect.
- Fry, didn't we agree I was perfect? - Oh, yeah.
No, you're pretty perfect.
"Pretty perfect"? So you do think I need an upgrade.
Yes, for God's sakes, yes! Fine.
I'll be back in a few days.
Man, I hate those new 1-x robots.
I'd like to stab them! Give them some of these! Yeah, right on, nut cake.
Parole officer says I gotta upgrade, or he won't give me back my stabbing knife.
But it's no big.
I hate those 1-x so much.
I know it won't affect me.
Death to the 1-x Robots! I love those magnificent 1-x Robots! The 1-x Robots are my friends.
Wait.
What happened to your enthusiasm for stabbing them? I'm past that.
Later, blood.
It's like he's not him anymore.
You took away his robo-humanity! I changed my mind! Yeah.
I did it! I escaped.
But to what kind of a life? I'm too scared to get the upgrade but I can't face my friends again without it.
And so, I set saiI for unknown shores.
Oh, mercifuI Poseidon, take pity on this mechanicaI mariner.
Oh, jeez.
Whoa! Whoa! Oh, uh Whoa! Curse you, mercifuI Poseidon! Boy, what is the deaI with the ocean? A tropicaI island, huh? Well, I've washed up in worse places.
Okay, first up, I'm gonna need to build a shelter.
There.
Well, I guess I'll go out for a while.
Damn.
One rock short of rescue.
Low on power.
Better fueI up.
Oh, no! Guess I'll do what I always do when I run out of booze.
Okay, don't panic.
I've got these yams.
I'll just make some yam schnapps.
Hmm.
Hey, I should be mad at you.
Now, turn around.
Funny now hot.
Beer! Ow! Oh Numb.
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