You're taking a vacation from normalcy.
The setting, a weird motel where the bed is stained with mystery, and there's also some mystery floating in the pool.
Your key card may not open the exercise room because someone smeared mystery on the lock.
But it will open the Scary Door.
Submitted for your Emmy consideration, a popular senator with unpopular ideas.
There is no such thing as space aliens! Oh! How can you be so sure them aliens ain't already among us? I'll tell you how! Because you are one! Hey, I was watching that! The Saints just needed a field goal to tie! Lrrr, you lazy ruler of the planet Omicron Persei 8! You said you would conquer a planet today, but you have not even shed your skin yet.
Yes, Ndnd.
I heard you the first hundred times.
I'll conquer something tomorrow after I fuel up on one of your disgusting egg-white omelets.
You want yolks? Fine! Enjoy your stroke.
I am conquering Erth! Not so fast, Invader X! Here comes Delivery-Boy Man! Special deliver for Invader X! Laser eye power! Hand magnet power! Yay! I'm unbuckled! Stop it, you hero! Reverse-time power! It's earlier now.
So? What do you think of my comic? Let me put it like this.
After I leave here, I'm getting a memory enema.
If I might offer some constructive criticism, there was never any real peril.
I mean, the delivery guy has, like, 30 superpowers.
Well, that's because he was bitten by a radioactive superman! - This is wonderful! - It is, isn't it? Wait, those are the ads.
These X-ray specs will really take the guesswork out of surgery.
No more chopping blindly in the goop.
Don't waste your allowance, Zoidberg.
This stuff is butt-grade crap.
Amuse your friends with real vomit! Throw your voice! Sea monkeys! Throw your sea monkeys! My disintegrator ray really works! - But that's you.
- That's how I know it's bunkum.
The Farnsworth Novelty Disintegrator Ray is nothing more than a common teleporter ray.
Worthless toy! I'm sick of being critiqued by nitpicking nerds.
I'm taking this to a comic book convention! It's crowded! Good thing everyone is freshly bathed and groomed.
Oooh! What are you doing? That's the rare Zapp Brannigan with recording session blooper! Don't tell me how to do the line.
It sickens me.
But the sign said there was a mint in the box.
Thank you so Okay, thanks.
Thanks so Settle down! So, anyway, we're really excited to show you guys the pilot for our new series.
It's set in the year 4000, and we call it Futurella! Wow.
Fox has really streamlined the process.
Matt will now take questions.
But please, only about Futurella, not The Simpsons.
Yes? The robot standing on the small child over there? Yeah, when are you going to make a second Simpsons movie? Mr.
Aragonés, I'm a big fan of your cartoons and your mustache.
You want it? Take it.
It's brought me nothing but misery.
Wow.
Thanks! If you could just quiet down, I wanted to get your opinion of my comic book.
Señor, anyone who still writes comics is a hero to me.
Mmm.
It stinks.
But, um, I do like the tiny doodles in the margins.
Oh, that's just some relish from a hot dog I found.
Attention, ladies and gentleboys, the costume contest is about to begin.
The costume contest! The costume contest! Yeah! Devo! What the hell are you supposed to be? Every nerd's fantasy, baby.
Next up, contestant number 36! Contestant 36, everyone! Next up, contestant I am Lrrr, ruler of the planet Hold on a second, let me just get this.
I am Lrrr, ruler of the planet Omicron Persei 8.
You are hereby conquered! Please line up in order of how much beryllium it takes to kill you! Damn, that's a good costume.
Next up, contestant 38! I don't understand.
Why are the humans still eating their soft pretzels instead of surrendering? They're probably just waiting for Joss Whedon.
Joss Whedon's here? Wait a minute.
You look familiar.
Yeah, you almost ate me once.
I was in your mouth for five minutes.
Leela? And the winner is Nerdgasma! Whoo! I got fruit boobs! What's the use? Now what? I send you out to conquer a planet, and all you bring back is J.
J.
Abrams' face? I thought you'd like it.
You haven't even tried it on.
I might dress up in a face if you ever took me anywhere nice! Oh, boy, here we go.
I built this castle with my own two slaves! What are you gonna do, kick me out? I am Lrrr, ruler of the planet Omicron Persei 8! May I crash on your couch? So he just showed up unannounced, raided the liquor cabinet, sprayed urine on the ceiling and passed out? And the walls.
Leave me alone.
My wife hates me and planetary conquest has become a chore.
There, there.
You're just having a midlife crisis.
Midlife crisis, eh? Lrrr demands the comfort of pop-psychological platitudes! Look, hoss, your wife threw you out.
That's your license to be a jerk.
Do whatever the hell you want, then walk away and light a cigar.
Don't listen to him, Lrrr.
Bender may seem happy But long-term, you need to reinvest in your relationship with Ndnd.
Yes, it's clear what I must do.
I like it.
I'm thinking we need to downplay those hideous growths on your head.
Horns are a sign of virility.
Also, they house my testes.
I'm thinking horn extensions.
You need some arm candy.
It's the perfect accessory for out-of-shape middle-aged creeps like you.
Yeah, I said it! What's your type, Borgnine? Big and angry.
Look, brah, you're just not gonna find a lot of hot, gigantic Omicronian babes in this solar system.
There's one! - Hey, cool cape.
Where'd you get that? - What, this old thing? I murdered my father.
My name's Lrrr, ruler of the planet Omicron Persei 8.
- I am called Grrl.
- Of the planet Omicron Persei 8? That is a pretty name! What's on the TV tonight? Oh, wait! I don't care, because I got a date! I know it's not what you want to hear, but I think this is a mistake.
Leela's right.
That's not what you want to hear.
What you want to hear is that I fixed my comic book.
Now the hero is more relatable because he has no ridiculous powers.
Let's watch, shall we? One more step and little Miss Constructive Criticism here gets it! Oh, yeah? I may be just a simple delivery boy with no superpowers, so there's nothing I can do.
Okay.
So? Give me your honest praise.
Fry, I've now seen two comic books, so listen to me.
Why should I care about the hero when all he does is cry? Hmm.
That dinner was a worthy foe.
Yes, we shall not see its like again.
So, um Um, I'm sorry.
I haven't done this for a while.
I just got partway out of a bad relationship.
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