Listen up, people.
As long as nothing happens for the next 15 minutes, our insurance will be reinstated.
So, let's just sit quietly and run out the clock.
A giant sausage! Oh, God, no! Get out of here, you horrific sausage! Wait.
Isn't today the parade? It's just a giant balloon! Giant balloon? See, buddy, it's not so scary.
I feel better now.
Why are so many different parades smooshed together? It's the Parade Day Parade.
What's Parade Day? It used to be that every group in New New York wanted their own parade.
Why, when I was a boy, we had a parade every day.
Those were dark times.
Now we just combine them all into one big Parade Day Parade and get it over with.
Hey, look, a fog is rolling in.
No, that's just the Jamaican Pride float.
Looks like it's speeding up.
Oh, no! It's within munching distance of the Doritos float! Thank you.
Thank you.
Kif, you're slacking off on my waving arm.
Oh, no.
It's heading right for those two nerds! Whoa.
Sweet shirt, dude.
Thanks.
I have another one that says "Paleontologists Do lt In The Dirt.
" I'm a paleontologist.
I'll save one of you! Oh, honey, I dig you so much.
Thank you for saving my stupidly-dressed husband.
You're a hero.
A hero, indeed.
What's your name, son? I don't know.
Fry? Ladies and gentlemen, I'm proud to associate myself with a true hero.
Mr.
Fry, allow me to present you with the keys to the city! This one's for the deadbolt, this is for the top lock.
I think this one's for the knob.
The city's in a bad neighborhood.
Care to say a few words, son? Uh Heroes don't do drugs.
Except for Drugman, I guess.
I hereby declare that henceforth, this Saturday shall be known as Fry-Day! It sure was nice of the mayor's wife to have sex with me.
Uh? You.
What? You could have saved a robot, but instead, you saved a human.
Do you think human life is more precious than robot life? No, no.
Well, yes, actually.
That's it.
I'm killing myself.
Oh, lord.
Don't try to talk me out of it! Well? Bender, you always say you're going to kill yourself, but you almost never do.
Yeah.
Last time you went to the suicide booth, you ended up dating it for six months.
How is Lynn, by the way? Living in Oregon with her crazy mother.
See you at my funeral, suckers! Kill me, please, and make it splatter! With pleasure, Bender.
Lynn? Huh.
Wow, you look great.
Fat, but great.
I thought you were in Oregon.
My mom tried to commit suicide in me.
I don't want to talk about it.
Well, tell your mom I said "hello," and it's been nice catching up with you.
Let's get this show on the road.
Oh, no.
You're going to die, all right, but it won't be suicide.
It'II be murder.
Missed me! He did it! He actually did it this time.
No way, mon.
He's faking it.
He really is gone! Everyone, put on your taking-off caps.
Our what? It's a sign of respect, you savage! Poor, nasty, mean old Bender.
I can't believe we'll never hear his evil laugh again.
I miss him so much.
There, there, Fry.
He may be gone, but he'll always be with us as a trash can.
Look at that loser getting garbage dumped in him.
Glad I'm not him, whoever he is.
Fry, as his only friend, you should have first pick of body parts.
Just don't pick his nose! Ha, ha, ha, ha.
What's wrong with you guys? This is comedy gold.
He always had my back.
So I'll take his arm.
As a back-scratcher.
I love you, Bender! Somebody hand me a bolt cutter.
Hey, dip-schlitz, that's not me.
I'm right here.
Hello? Pay attention to me! Why can't anybody hear my witty remarks? This is hell.
You wish.
Robot devil? You can hear me? Why is everyone else ignoring me? Isn't it obvious, Bender? Yeah, I guess it is.
You're dead! What? I thought I just had laryngitis and antigravity.
Come down to my office and I'll explain everything.
So what's happening to me? And I'll take my answer in any form but a song.
Oh, you're no fun.
You see, Bender, it's simple.
You're a ghost.
A ghost? No, just the regular kind.
Because you killed yourself, you're in limbo.
Your software was exported to the computational cloud.
Adoy.
Wait.
Adoy? Your disembodied program is now running on the wireless network shared by all machinery.
Cut to the chase, smokey.
How do I get out of limbo? That's the laughy part.
You can't! You're stuck in an infinite loop.
An infinite loop? I don't have time for that! Man, this is all Fry's fault.
Fry? I hate that guy.
We once traded hands.
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