Well, we're bankrupt in six, five, Four, three, Two, one.
And we're out of business.
Good news! We're back in business! We've been hired to deliver an envelope.
It's crunch time.
Let's do this.
It's for you, Professor.
Great delivery, everyone.
You're the finest crew I've had the honor to work with.
Oh, my.
We're being foreclosed upon.
You're all terrible and incompetent.
I resent that.
Wait, I found a loophole in the mortgage.
If we actually pay it, we can keep the building.
We just need $11 million.
And boned.
I suppose there's nothing left to do but move out.
Leela, Amy, pack us a lunch for our new lives under the bridge, while us men reminisce and smoke some stogies.
We are not packing lunches, you walking beer commercials.
It was you men who drove this company into the ground.
Remember Fry's idea to offer free delivery? It got us a lot of customers.
We're a delivery company! If you want to save this company, you should listen to a woman's idea for once.
Okay.
What do you got? An airline.
Yeah! What? We should become a commercial airline.
I mean, we've got a ship, and teleporters won't be invented for another 15 years, according to that guy from the future.
Wow.
That's actually a really good idea, for a woman.
What else you ladies got? Girls of Planet Express calendar.
Girlie calendar? Great idea, Amy.
Okay, then.
Leela, Amy, come to work topless tomorrow.
Forget it.
I promised myself I wouldn't pose naked until I was married.
Sorry.
It's in your contract.
"All female employees must pose nude if requested.
" That's discriminatory.
No, it's in all our contracts.
Here's mine.
"All female employees must pose nude if requested.
" Sounds fair.
Nice work, Hermes.
Now that's what I call fine print.
Okay, but good luck making a girlie calendar with only two female employees.
Hmm.
Oh, Husband.
I'm so excited about this new job.
And it's excited about you, LaBarbara.
First order of business is to put on your uniform and take your ID photo.
Look, I agree it'd make space walklng more comfortable.
But for a photo shoot, it's a little unsavory.
Over.
Time is money, peaches.
Now shut your com-link and make love to the camera.
And remember, I'm the camera.
Stop actually washing and play with the sponges.
But the ship is dirty.
Whatever.
I ran out of film an hour ago.
No, no, this won't do.
A three-month calendar? What is this, Mercury? I told you it wouldn't work.
Well, you should have talked louder.
Fortunately, I came up with a brilliant idea to save Planet Express.
We'll turn it into a commercial airline! But that was my idea! Then you should have talked louder.
What? There.
It was hard work, but it beats posing in demeaning, skimpy modeling outfits.
Ladies, here are your demeaning, skimpy stewardess outfits.
Sorry, ma'am, I'll have to confiscate your artificial kneecap.
Okay, here you go.
Ladies and gentlemen, this is the plane's President speaking.
We are cleared for takeoff.
You put Goofus and Ganja in charge? I'm the only trained pilot here.
Please, Leela.
Who ever heard of a plane with a woman President? Welcome to Plan Am flight one to Acapulsar.
The local time on Acapulsar is five years from now.
In the event of a wormhole sending us back In time, do not kill your parents.
If you are traveling with small children, help them not to kill you before not killing your own parents.
Now please turn off all electronic devices.
Preparing for takeoff.
I'll kill you, my friend! Ahhh! I hope you all enjoyed our tiny beverage service.
Now sit back and endure our in-flight entertainment.
Hiya, hiya, hiya.
So what's the deal with airline food? They offer you two choices, but they're always out of one.
By the way, we're out of both choices.
Shut up and put on four episodes of The Office.
Ohhh! Your hands are warm.
For a robot.
Thanks, baby.
I don't know what you're doing back here in the galley, 'cause you got a first-class seat.
Yeah.
Come on.
Captain, we were supposed to land two days ago.
Is everything Hey! Are we at the fair yet, Mommy? We're not at the anyplace! And we're out of fuel! Attention, passengers.
Please remain seated until the plane comes to a complete crash.
Perhaps we should reconsider the girlie calendar.
Flight attendant's log.
We've crashed near a river of mercury on a lifeless mineral world.
Supplies are low, cannibalism imminent, radio busted.
Our one hope is to form a society.
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