Run, Leela! They're bouncing right at us! So, anybody hungry? I could stuff myself.
I'll use that free app that tells you what restaurants you're near.
You mean the window? Yes.
I am Lrrr, ruler of the planet Omicron Persei 8! I demand extra dipping sauce! How many? I don't know.
Two? Welcome to Fishy Joe's.
Today is Stroganoff Thursday.
We are currently out of the following menu items.
Stroganoff.
May I take your order? I'll have the Stroganoff.
Okay.
Yeah, give me the fried spaghetti dinner breakfast pocket for lunch and a big bucket of mixed sodas.
One kids' meal.
Got it.
Huh.
Buggalo Tots? What exactly are those made of? You got a warrant? I'll just have something from the light menu.
How about the gardener lover's salad? What kind of cheese filling you want in that? Just give me the fruit cup.
Okey-doke.
What kind of cheese filling you want in that? Oh, God.
Fruit is spelled F-R-O-O-T.
And it's got quotation marks around it.
Hmm There's nothing wrong with a little fast food once or twice a meal.
Heart attack.
I'm fine.
Ow! I got a bone in my fruit! That's it.
From now on, we're not eating anything unless we know what it is and where it's from.
We're going to the local farmers market.
Ah, Mom, do we have to? This is what I'm talking about.
See all the dirt and earwigs? That's the sign of healthy food.
You think that's healthy, try this.
I found it growing at the bottom of my hamper.
Mmm! So fresh and musty.
It's what I do.
Hello, tiny man.
You want sample small-batch Amazonian maple syrup? Sure.
Mmm.
Ah.
That's the kind of sap I like.
You the kind of sap I like.
I'm scare-roused.
Zuban tobacco? The richest, most obnoxious kind! Listen, pal, I'm looking for a versatile smoke, one that's equally good in a crowded elevator or an audience with the Pope.
Forget the Pope, my friend.
Smoke one of these, and God himself will ask to be seated far away from you.
Ooh! Heirloom eggs? That's so life-affirming.
I'll bet you run your own hatchery, just you and your wife, Matilda.
No, ma'am.
Matilda and I gather them eggs in the forest.
And Matilda's really more of a mongoose than a wife.
You're a lucky man.
But are they way more expensive than regular eggs? Way more.
Ooh! I'll take a dozen.
What? You're not my breakfast friends.
What are you doing here? Leela blackmailed us all into eating healthy, organic food.
Blackmail? What does she have on you? As long as we eat her filthy scrambled eggs, you'll never find out.
They're not filthy.
They're wholesome, fertile and fresh from the forest floor.
There's some filth.
"Fertile?" What does that mean? It means it will hatch into a tiny, little, infant creature unless we cook it first.
Hey, Leela, hurry up with those scrambled infants.
What? That's horrifying! Zoidberg, you're an inhuman monster.
What are you, my driver's license? Eating a sweet, innocent chick before it's even hatched? Oh, no, you won't! I refuse to eat an unborn animal.
I'm going to keep this egg safe and warm and secure until it hatches out into the world.
And then I'm going to eat it.
Ain't nothing like a postcard coming from your own mind Your own mind Hey there's a toothache coming from yourgoldmine, your goldmine Why don't you come on over sometime And have ourselves a really good time Talk about whatever inside Trip into the eggman's mind Should we turn on the TV? Nah.
Bender, do you mind? I'm roosting.
I'm considering buying a yacht to house my thoroughbreds.
How do you expect me to do that without smoking a cigar? Think of the unborn embryo.
That's what I'm gonna call the yacht.
Stop pecking me! Hey! Leggo my eggo, crabbo! Stop it, Fry.
That's sexual harassment! Yeah, come down off your round, white pulpit.
You're just going to eat that thing anyway.
I was, but you can't sit on something for a week without falling in love with it.
Whoever's in here deserves a chance at life.
A chance to blossom into a beautiful young man, like I did as a baby.
And so I make this solemn vow to do everything I can to make sure this wonderful, innocent creature enters this world happy, healthy, and All yours, Zoidberg.
Ah, look at the cute little Aah! I was gonna go yachting in those feet! Oh! Oh! Oh! Aah! Relax, you babies.
It's no different from stomping a puppy.
Everyone, stop! He's not going to hurt you.
I'm standing in a pool of my own feet! Bender's right.
Kill it before someone names it! No! Mr.
Peppy just wants to be our friend.
Oy! Look, I know he's ugly, and kind of corrosive, but we can't murder someone just 'cause he's hideous and annoying.
That's what we said about Zoidberg, and look where that got us.
Amy has a point.
Mr.
Peppy's not like Zoidberg.
He's my friend.
Aw Where to, adulterers? Calculon? Then it wasn't your body they found in the harbor after the bomb went off.
What bomb? It takes more than that to surprise me.
Bender.
What you doing, little buddy? Ah, yeah, Uncle Bender, he's your friend.
Huh? Oh You want to play fetch.
Come on, boy, get the ball.
Dumb jerk.
Come on, get the ball.
Sweet freak of Mozambique, that thing's colossal! It's gonna kill us all.
It's so huge.
How big does one of those things get? Well, that depends on what one of those things is.
That seems like a fact worth knowing.
Good startling news, everyone.
I found a description of the creature in this medieval monster manual.
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