Double time, soldier.
I want this ice fishing operation up and running by 0800 hours.
It's too cold, Dad.
My teen region is freezing off.
You don't know what cold is.
I once survived an entire week trapped in a Swiss glacler, eating nothing but frozen Neanderthal.
To this day, I can't stand the taste of early hominid.
Let's just get inside the shack.
Hold, maggot! Ow! Remember the code of the ice.
Thick and blue, tried and true, thin and crispy, way too risky.
Shows what you know.
Crispy doesn't even rhyme with risky.
Help, I'm drowning! Don't worry, son, you'll freeze before you drown.
I love ice fishing.
I shouldn't be out in this cold.
I have no protective fat, hair or warm blood.
I'm not even legally a mammal.
You don't know what cold is.
I was frozen for a thousand years.
You were? Ha! Learn something dumb every day.
Live bait.
Get your live bait here.
Whoa! Fresh-killed bait.
Can we get inside the shack? I'm wearing a belly parka.
If I understand ice fishing, and I'm pretty sure I don't, we'll need to laser-blast a hole in the ice.
No, no crazy technology.
Here, Bender, use your immense robot strength to drill a hole the old-fashioned way.
I don't see any irony in that.
And voila! Everybody's ice fishing.
How come nobody's ice fishing? Hot cocoa break.
Cocoa is for yodeling babies.
If you're sober, it isn't ice fishing.
Mom, what's my temperature? It's all over.
Woo! Down at the 35! I'm really sick.
Huh? Oh, sorry.
109.
We'll check it again at halftime.
You home from school, you traitor? I fell through the ice.
Cut me some slack.
Nobody cut me any slack when I broke my spine.
Didn't even take a day off of work.
Lot of people depend on you when you sell trampolines door-to-door.
Here's your homework, you lucky knob.
And with a little more luck from my seven-leaf clover, I might get sick enough to miss the whole semester.
Hey, give me that.
No.
Give it to me, you faker.
No, you're not getting it.
Ow! My underbite! Come on, Yancy, your brother's sick.
You'll never have a better chance to take him out.
Dad! "Nerd Search '88?" What's this? Some stupid science contest for smartwads.
NASA's going to pick one kid's experiment to launch into space.
I could make a space experiment.
I just got a new thing of glitter.
I'm not sure science is your thing, seeing how that chimp at the zoo tricked you out of your allowance.
Yeah, well, I'll show you and Mr.
Bananas.
Anyway, I've got nothing better to do while I'm sick in bed.
Wait, that's it! I'll make a space experiment about the common cold.
Where's that contest flyer? You're holding it, genius.
Oh, good.
I feel awful, but it was worth it to catch and kill this baby fish.
Shmeez, what's with the shmiffling? It's nothing.
Just a common cold.
What? Common, huh? What the hell's "a common cold"? Is it valuable? Could it be taken from you if you were, say, unconscious? A common A common cold? No, no! Ever since Fry first came to us, I've lived in mortal terror that this would happen.
I never heard you mention that.
Oh, I try to act cool, but inside I'm freaking out.
It's just a cold.
What's the big deal? This is the police.
An unknown pathogen has been detected on these premises.
Come out with your hands I mean, stay in with your hands up.
You are hereby quarantined until such time as it is deemed safe to enter and shoot your asses.
Now, now, let's not all panic at once.
We'll have to take shifts.
Hermes, you take the first six hours.
Very well.
Louder! Louder! Cry baby! Look, I just have a common cold! It'll be gone as fast as I can sneeze, hurl, and squirt it out.
No, it won't.
The common cold died out 500 years ago, and subsequently, humanity lost all resistance to its ravages, but the virus survived in you, frozen for 1,000 years.
Huh.
So it was hiding deep down inside of me, like my skeleton bones? Give it to us straight, Professor.
How incredibly deadly is it? We don't know.
It could kill millions or nobody.
I suppose it might even bring a few people back to life.
Anything is possible In science.
Oh, no, I've got it, too! My nose is all gunked up with blork.
And I've got a hankering for a useless remedy created by a schoolteacher.
Uh-oh.
I think I'm getting swollen glands.
Ew.
Ew.
Screw the quarantine.
I'm out of here.
Initiate containment procedure.
Ow! Go on now.
Now I'm sick.
I shudder to think what this cold will do to me.
Yesterday I was nearly killed by a tight hat.
I'd be remiss if I didn't rub your goopy noses in the fact that I'm immune.
Which is why we'll all be counting on you, and you alone, to nurse us through this catastrophe.
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