Cash, cash, cash for your bones! Too many bones? Not enough cash? Call Cash Bone! Ribs, skulls, spines, even certain tiny ear bones.
The leg bone's connected to the Cash Bone! Aw! Nibbler made a bobo for Mama.
I'll pick it up with my supey-dupey poopy scoopy.
Core magnetic field, 31 microteslas.
Nice.
Temperature? Whoa! The magma P.
I.
Is 10,000 degrees Selleck! Leela, I am collecting data.
Could you dump that somewhere else? Not really.
It's highly volatile dark matter and some corn.
But I'm presenting my thesis tomorrow, and I've barely had time to prepare.
Nonsense.
You've been my grad student for 12 years.
You were ready six years ago.
What? I probably should have told you.
Anyway, the important thing is to be relaxed tomorrow.
- Are you sure? - Yes.
Do what you young people do to unwind.
Take a joyride in your jalopy.
Wear a T-shirt and eat a fish stick.
Go! Okay, amigos, one teensy drink to help Amy relax.
Hear, hear! Hmm.
I guess I'm still kind of nervous.
One more teensy drink to help Amy relax.
Still a little nervous? She's a nervous wreck! Well, I may not have a man, but at least I've got you, poopsie-doodle.
Leela, it's time you and I had a talk.
A talk? You can't break up with me.
You're my pet! As much as I enjoy being the object of your misplaced affections, I am also a highly sophisticated being who longs for intelligent conversation.
Aw! Is shnookums not feeling shtimuwated? An understatement, to say the least.
It's time you treated me with respect.
If you want to be treated like a fellow crew member, fine, but no more purse rides, and no more dressing you up in your cute little sailor suit.
I keep telling you that's my real naval uniform.
Your place or mine? Both.
But first, this place.
Ooh! Room for one more? I thought I set you for 7:15! Sorry, I hooked up with Bender last night.
Dude was all over my snooze button.
But my doctoral exam is in 10 minutes.
On Mars! Ew! Kif, did you yack on the floor? Yes, I did.
Where's your candidate, Farnsworth? I have a long list of students to humiliate today.
You're late, Miss Wong.
Oh, God, this is like one of those nightmares! Here, take my lab coat.
Allow me to introduce your examining committee in descending order of grumpiness.
Professor Ogden Wernstrom.
Wernstrom.
Downtown Professor of Applied Physics, Ethan "Bubblegum" Tate.
I see by your curriculum vitae that you're a Sagittarius.
And Professor Fisherprice Shpeekenshpell.
The cow says He proved that 50 years ago, and he's been coasting on it ever since.
I am the esteemed Professor Morris Katz, and you are wasting my time.
Proceed.
- Imagine, if you will - Oh, God.
A gigantic spherical generator, one that could provide unlimited energy because it's essentially in perpetual motion.
Young lady, have you been drinking? Well, yes, but that's not revelant.
I'm talking about Earth.
Earth's the generator.
Suppose this basketball is the whole world.
To many young men in the inner city, it is.
As it spins, it's producing an enormous magnetic field.
If we could use that field to generate electric current, we could actually harness the Earth's rotational ener Ener Yes, tapping the Earth's ener-kerchoo.
- Go on.
- Sorry, I'm super-allergic to cats.
Professor Katz, would you mind Miss Wong, I mind everything.
You just need to polarize the Earth's core with a huge static charge by ratcheting superconducting wire down into Sorry.
Enough.
The committee members will now vote yea or nay.
- Nay.
- Nay.
Hell, nay.
The horse says, '"Doctorate denied.
'" It's okay, Amy.
I don't have a fancy degree either, but today I'm a prominent boy in the package delivery field.
Now that I am a full and equal member of the crew, I pledge my loyalty, my perspicacity and, dare I say it, my friendship.
Leela, muzzle that skunk.
We can't stop a meeting for some cute, fuzzy, little Hey, look, a kitty cat.
You again? Get away, you mangy ball of histamines.
You leave kitty cat alone! Kitty cat.
People, please, I'm trying to run a business, so I get to hold kitty.
Here, puss, puss - No, me.
- Over here.
I wanna hold him.
Its anus looks like an asterisk.
Captain Fuzzy Toes reporting for duty.
I mean, cutie.
My best friend died in that uniform.
I hate that cat! If I had a spray bottle, I'd give him such a spritzing.
I'll tell you one thing, nothing acts that cute without some ulterior motive.
You want your dipey changed? We'll have to watch its every move.
Powder, please.
Here's my new theory: That is one adorable cat.
I guess I was just jealous.
I do miss being Leela's shnookums.
I'm going to apologize and hope for a pity pet.
Yes, my lord.
Amy and Nibbler are a tewwible thweat.
They must be spayed and neutered, wespectivewy.
The cat is evil! We have proof! It was summoning a saucer.
Of course it wanted a saucer, you idiot.
A saucer of dewicious cweam.
You fool, this isn't about the cream! It's pwonounced "cweam"! I'm petting mine down to the bone.
Just stwoke its fwuffy fur.
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