Two two, three - Viva Mars Vegas - It's over eight million bucks.
That's a lot of deniros.
Oh, this 'a Berry Berry bad! Earth's boring.
I'll save us.
Let's go visit my parents at their fabulous casino in Mars Vegas.
Take that, earth! Look out, penny slots.
I've got a system.
It's to put all my money in you.
Um, Zoidberg, maybe Vegas isn't the best place for people like you.
What? It's full of fat guys in sandals.
I just mean, your money management skills could use some work.
Like, the only reason my family even owns a casino is 'cause we've kept such a close eye on our money for generations.
You sure have! No offense, Zoidberg, but maybe you'd be better off if you stayed behind.
Oh, yes, better.
A lonely weekend in my dumpster with a jar of pennies and tears.
Sounds good.
See you Monday! The cops are closing in.
Better ditch the loot somewhere.
Hey-yo, how about that dumpster down there? You mean the one in that alley off 72nd street? Yeah.
What do you think I'm pointing at? Mars Vegas, here we come! God, it's Zoidberg.
I hate to bother you, but Okay, okay, I'll shut up! This very lucky casino own.
Someone wins one million dollar every hour! Usually it us.
Oh, man.
Oh! I can't help noticing a lot of your employees are native Martis.
Yeah, they a proud, grouchy people.
Well, they do work for minimum wage in a land that was once theirs.
Yeah, but they never made wise use of the land.
When my ancestor Reginald wong found them here, they had no bingo parlors and only one prostitute.
Pfft.
Pathetic.
This here the buffet.
Ooh, perfect timing! It's the weekly changing of the shrimp! Way up here's the money.
It's Mars' happiest place on earth! This much money could feed a small, starving planet.
But it doesn't! Ah.
Oh! Oh! I'll just reach down and get that.
Something don't smell right.
Don't mess with blind Joe.
Nothing get past his sense of smell.
Yeah, that's why he in here.
Guarding galaxy's most secure safe.
Every day at 3:45, we load in the daily take.
This whole place is finely tuned machine for separating suckers from their money.
Category-five sucker now arriving.
the minute you walked in the joint I could smell you were a man who was stinkin' a real big lobster fresh shellfish you give me a rash ladies love a decapod with clothes made of cash then let me get right to the point I don't boil my pot for every crab I see hey, rich lobster blow your wad of cash on me.
Zoidberg, what are you doing here? And what's with all the money? It's my eight million dollars.
God gave it to me.
Oh, come now! God didn't get to be God by giving away money.
Ah, loosen up.
You can't take it with you.
Now I'm heading down to the casino, and I'm taking my money with me.
This is why you never see a poor person with millions of dollars eight one-million-dollar chips, please.
I think that's about eight.
Everything on 34.
Zoidberg, what are you doing?! I don't know.
I think it's called roulette.
You win $288 million Let it ride! Ten billion, Vodka with a sardine in it, please.
In fact, vodka with a sardine all around! And let it ride! Stop! At least set aside a billion for a decent apartment.
No! I'm having fun and a sardini! Now that's the God I know.
Zoidberg, what is wrong with you? You just threw away a fortune! Ah, easy come, easy go.
But for one brief moment, I made everybody on Mars happy.
And if you ask me, that makes me a winner.
Category-five loser now departing.
hey, big lobster I'll make th simple.
Our money or your life.
Sardini? I'm telling you the truth, I swear.
Clamps, break something over his head.
Everything in here's already broken.
Find the least broken object and use that.
This Judith Krantz novel's only missing its frontispiece.
Ow! I told you, I spent it in Mars Vegas! All eight million dollars! He can't be lying', boss not after a krantzing like that.
All right.
Then I'm afraid we must kill you and dispose of your body in the nearest dumpster.
This one we're in seems pretty close.
Aah! Aah! Oh! He's full of ink! Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo.
Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo.
We should have brought a gun.
That was one hell of a weekend in Vegas.
Dude, where's my ship? I parked it over there.
Well, I don't remember much, but I feel fine.
Oh, my God! Amy's mirror got a tattoo! Oh, luckily, we're prepared for this eventuality.
What's that? A tattoo-removal laser? Oh, , Hermes, you and your preposterous Sci-Fi nonsense.
No, this is simply a translucidating ink polarizer.
It aligns the pigment molecules, channeling photons through and rendering the ink invisible ah, so it's less painful than regular tattoo removal.
Nobody said that.
The robot mafia's after me! You got to hide me, or it's curtains for Johnny Z.
Hide a Gia lobster covered in ink? And how do you propose we do that? My God! He was so saturated with ink that his entire body structure was polarized! You mean I'm invisible? No, no, no.
Not in any sense of the word.
But essentially, yes, entirely.
It's no use, Zoidberg.
We're, like, 85% sure you're in there! Where is that rat? Zoidberg's not here.
All right, but if you see him, give him one of these and one of these Give and not one of these.
Come on, clamps, let's go, and watch out there's some sort of smelly air pocket over here.
Well, that's that.
We ain't getting our money ba from this Zoidberg.
Hey, boss, this here casino looks like it makes lot of money.
Maybe the mafia should get involved in the casino business.
What are you, an idiot? Pretty much, yeah.
Then you won't notice when I claim your idea as my own.
Come on, let's go take over this casino.
Fore! Mr.
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