Two two, three Zindy, my darling, I can't believe we're finally going to meet in person.
It won't be long, Johnnycakes.
My space-bus gets in at 4:30.
Just in time for the all-you-can-stand buffet at Chizzler.
See you soon.
Zoidberg, what is that? That is the delightful creature I've been video-dating for the past four years.
Hit it with a stick! Tonight is a dream come true A real live date in a physical place that exists! I just have to go straighten up in case we end up at my place.
There.
My home's all clean, except for one part.
The inside.
Aw, I'm sure it's fine by the standards of a gross alien monster.
- Nope.
- Step aside, people.
I got bug bombs.
Bender, wait.
Won't the bugs just run out and infest someplace else? - Like our building? - Not my problem.
Fire in the hole! Amazing! You move like a young, roach-infested Gene Kelly.
Oh, my God, it's Randy! Damn right, and I'm organizing a tap-dance contest for the Parks and Rec Department.
If you don't enter, I'll just kill myself, okay? - Okay.
- No, wait! Me, little old Bender, in a dance contest? It's a way for the community to At last, a chance to realize my brand-new dream of being the greatest tap dancer In all the world! Well, in a three-block radius.
Of all time! Greetings, merchant.
I need something beautiful and cheap for a lady who is one of those things.
The cheapest thing I have is a bouquet of daisies for six dollars.
Perfect! I'll take half a bouquet of daisies for three dollars.
Ah, these flower shears are so dull.
And I'm already in debt to every knife sharpener in town.
Allow me.
Oh, thank you.
That girlfriend of yours is one lucky lady.
I'm gonna snip her off her feet.
Zindy! You're even more beautiful from a distance.
Johnnycakes.
Good God, what's that horrible stench? Stench? Uh, that's probably this stinky bus station maybe.
Come, let's go someplace well-ventilated and grow old together.
Ah, much better.
It's even worse.
It's like comic-con in a submarine.
Oh, oh, my God.
The smell's coming from you.
What, that? That's just my personal musk.
You'll learn to love it; I know I did.
I'm sorry, Zoidberg, I can't see you anymore.
Something's come up.
It's vomit.
I'd like to return these for a refund.
Don't worry, they're unused.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I get so little business, I can't afford refunds.
I don't know what's wrong with this location.
I understand.
Please don't cry.
I can't stand to see a living thing feel pain.
You are a living thing, right? Mm-hmm.
Can I have a refund now? This here's a bayonet.
It's some kind of kooky half-gun, half-knife.
Now, empty out the register! And no bag, please.
I care about the environment.
I have three dollars in moldy pennies.
It's all yours.
That's generous of you.
Oh, no you don't, Mr.
Big Jerk.
I have nothing to live for, so I don't mind telling you those pennies are mine.
Don't you get it? I'm crazy! Go ahead, I don't care what happens anymore.
Do it; Bash my head in! What is that, mustard gas? That ain't legal.
Ain't you heard of no Geneva convention? That was amazing.
Oh, you were so brave and frugal.
I'm sorry! Don't hit me! Mmm.
Ooh, I like the way you hit.
But I don't get it Most women I've met can't even stand next to me without collapsing.
What's wrong with those women? Well, some of them didn't have legs.
But it's not them; It's me.
How do I put this delicately? I'm smellier than a whorehouse's outhouse.
That's terribly vivid.
Doesn't matter to me, though.
I was born with no sense of smell.
Really? My name's Marianne.
Hello, you.
Mmm.
Mmm.
I like your dumpster.
Thank you.
The previous tenant was a very prominent raccoon.
I remember.
Too bad he got partially run over by that steamroller.
Can I kiss you? First, let me pinch myself to make sure I'm not dreaming.
Ouch! I forgot I was a giant crab! Welcome, fans! I'm Randy, coordinator of this tap-dance-a-palooza.
Woo-hoo! Randy! After weeks of searching, I'm proud to introduce the five people willing to participate! Tonya, Bender, Greg, some kind of blob monster and Petunia.
The extra clicking you'll hear is gonna be my hip.
FYI, this little lady has a heart condition.
She's always stealing them.
Also, she has a serious heart condition.
I'm six years old, and tap dancing is my favoritest thing.
Even if it's not good for my pacemaker.
Aw.
That is one quality pacemaker.
The rest of you might as well give up now, because I'm gonna take home the Hey, what's my grand prize gonna be? Oh, there's no prize, Dorothy.
Unless you count the satisfaction of winning.
It will be mine.
In conclusion, bullying in the workplace is unacceptable and will not be tolerated.
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